(JMD) Kendra Wilkinson vs Pamela Anderson

Kendra Wilkinson vs Pamela Anderson
(17-25-1, 15 KO vs 6-14, 5 KO)
JMD Value: 34E (Enhanced) vs 36E (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: This is the first battle on the Queendom Desert PPV but it might well be the LAST on Pamela Anderson's resume as the Playboy/Baywatch legend has reached the final green of her not-so-storied FCBA career according to multiple reports. Fellow playmate Hall of Famer Kendra Wilkinson wants to make it official as she vows to retire Pamela from active competition which will also snap her own losing streak that dates back to New Year's Day 2017. That's nine big 'L's in a row for the San Diego native, folks!

Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Pamela Anderson wears her iconic red Baywatch suit and yellow gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Pamela wants to humiliate the mini-me version but despite plenty of oxygen in those jugs, she can't quite deliver more than a single-striking assault while Kendra can finally work around her opponent instead of facing relentless pressure. She keeps the Canadian at bay until she cracks a left hook on the jaw to see what can Pamela do here... the answer is not much as the cougar's footwork is nothing short of absymal and leaves her chasing shadows for majority of the round... Kendra tries not to laugh that hard but she refuses to blow right by into the veteran's rack and gets nailed with a sudden uppercut flurry as she gets too careless and allows Anderson to plug some juice in the final minute. Ugh! Kendra wobbles back and gets whacked on the chin for a good measure while Pam bangs more leather into the exposed rack to actually steal the opening round outright!

Round 2:
Kendra's pride has been damaged in that opener and she rolls into a proper attack which lifts Pamela's world-famous jugs straight into her chin seconds after the bell... Uh-oh... that's been the main talking point among the fans... can the Baywatch legend survive even a single attack from the younger blonde? The answer is NO as Pamela cries out upon initial impact and allows Kendra to DESTROY her boobs like it's target practice. No prisoners are taken here as the California blonde rallies to plug ruthless leather from both flanks and while it's a pleasing sight for most of the Alamodome crowd, the blonde-haired victim just wilts amid painful yelps and it's obvious she can't take the FCBA-level punishment anymore... it takes Kendra twenty seconds to batter Pamela into a standing train wreck before she digs one extra punch on the solar plexus to FOLD THE BAYWATCH LEGEND onto her knees... Ugh! And Pam just stays down on all four whimpering her last rites of FCBA presence... KO2 Kendra Wilkinson!!!

AFTER: The only people upset over this result have probably bet on a first round destruction and one can't get any cheaper wins than here for Wilkinson... she has the audacity to float around the kneeling cougar before mounting her back and getting that surfboard chinlock into play... Ugh! Pamela frantically pounds the canvas with both arms before begging Kendra to release the choke alas it's all for naught as the notorious Playmate just wants to punish the legend outright... she chokes her unconscious which draw ire from some of the audience and rolls the motionless Canadian outside of the ring so Pamela ends up spawled across the judges' tables: "F### this c###! Nobody wants to see her ever again and I was the one that finished her OFF for good! Grr... That's the way to do it! Now we can talk about getting my career back on track... the silicon trash is all f#### up and hell, what a way to open this Queendom!!"

It's obvious Kendra has no shame in scoring a gimme win but some fans are jeering her victorious parade off... maybe Pamela's silicon assets deserved one last flash in the public? Shall we call the Chimera girls to provide the explicit content on PPV next?

Official Result: Kendra Wilkinson def. Pamela Anderson KO2.