(JMD) Lacey Chabert vs Sophia Bush

Lacey Chabert vs Sophia Bush
(Mirage Boxing vs Girls Friday)
(42-34-3, 35 KO vs 27-22, 25 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 36C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Sophia Bush is one girl in her mid 30s that enjoys a late-blooming revival ever since signing with the Girls Friday six months ago. This being said, she's by no means a favorite in jug muggin' combat versus former triple champion in the genre Lacey Chabert who claims she's got a point to prove these days. Apparently Bush finding a new management life doesn't sit well with the fellow brunette as she vows to beat Sophia's boobs into a pulp which earns her a strong reaction from the Texas audience. Sophia needs to pay a close attention to Lacey's JMD prowess even though she has a high-profile Fight Night Live match-up booked on her schedule next month but with coach Lauren Berlingeri & cutwoman Eva Carneiro on her side, she simply oozes confidence and wants to destroy Lacey top to bottom! This could be a wild contest here among two veterans on a different career path these days!

Lacey Chabert wears a light blue bikini top, black hotpants & yellow gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Sophia Bush wears a yellow bikini top, orange hotpants & silver gloves. Long brown hair tied in a high ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the bantamweight division.

Round 1:
Lacey has a point to prove but she runs into an uppercut buzzsaw within seconds of the opening bell and has to yield real estate since she cannot live with Sophia's uptempo blast. Ugh! Talk about running with a head of steam as Sophia simply wants to pound Lacey's rack straight out into the open and bullies the former champion into the turnbuckle where she piles on more pressure to make the fellow brunette yelp in pain long before the one-minute mark. The all new & elite Sophia is right here and she overwhelms Chabert in pillar-to-post fashion which only makes the crowd even more blood-thirsty than expected. No love lost from Bush who destroys Lacey's guard with her uppercut blast before adding a chin-checking double just in case. Chabert is left to soak up all the juice and she can hardly respond without getting hit with twice as much... no wonder she slumps into loud spasms come the bell as Bush pretty much whitewashed her during the opening round.

Round 2:
More nasty uppercuts split Lacey's high guard and her boobs jump on another north/south journey which slumps the proud owner into loud spasms. Huh! Sophia really turns up the wick to take every ounce of advantage of Chabert's rusty presence and she clobbers her butt-in-ropes where she plugs more juice straight up the frickin' middle! Lacey's response is too weak to throw Sophia off her stance and when she adds an uppercut double to spin the fellow brunette to the side you can almost feel sorry for the triple champ. However Sophia feels anything but sorry and continues to lay it into her foe as if every yelp fuels her determination to destroy Chabert. She is literally pounding her brains out - or more like jugs out into the orbit to the point Lacey slumps into dummy mode late in the going and is only saved by the bell. Ugh! Bush seeths into her face: "That all U got?" and there's not much left in Lacey's tank according to the pundits as she stumbles to her stool in all sorts of bother.

Round 3:
Lacey gets up but gets blasted on the jugs from both flanks within seconds and drops into scowling mode as Sophia pummels her into the ropes and glues her mitts into the obvious target... apparently she wants to punch the subdued girl topless right here and then and Lacey bellows out against the ropes with eyes closed while Sophia works her cleavage over... it's not about brutality anymore but breaking Chabert's spirit and the battered woman simply can't survive the opening minute... she cries out and BEGS for mercy instead of responding with her gloves... Sophia's eyes develop that ruthless look and she ignores the plea... she piles more leather on target and forces Lacey's right breast out of the bikini top which makes the owner give up the ghost... "Please, stahp... oi, stahp... I can't..", Sophia whacks the sobbing brunette across the lips for a good measure but then the ref finally shows mercy and STEPS IN to craddle the demolished Lacey away into safety: "She gave up! I hope you're proud of yourself now, Bush?", "You BET I am!", the Girls Friday veteran walks away gloating with a terrific TKO3 submission-style Beatdown of the Month stoppage!!!

AFTER: Poor Lacey is so banged up she can't even stay upright in the referee's arms and slumps onto her knees while Sophia gets her gloves removed and rips her bikini top off moments later. She kicks her in the ribs to send her crashing down on her back and then it's a face-sitting rehearsal before she digs her claws into the battered jugs: "Man, you're sagging too much! I guess that means your glory days are truly OVAH!!!"

Lacey can only utter a mumbling response but when Sophia digs her claws a little deeper into the 32C flesh she screams out beyond control and tails off into full-blow panic attack before she gets her face slapped around to restore order.

"C'mon, say it!"

"Uhm... oi... my jugs..."

"Nope! MY EPIC jugs stopped your saggy jugs!"

"Argh... your EPIC jugs stahpp... stahpped my sa... saggy jugs... oi, your clawing my nipple off, bytch!"

"F### ###!!!"

Sophia appears to get tired of Lacey's moaning and smothers her OUT moments later before posing for the additional pictures with her foot resting on top of the fellow brunette's bruised bumpers.

"That was FUN!!! I truly DESTROYED this cow! I sure hope Minka Kelly followed every second of it 'cause she's getting a similar treatment next month!"

Official Result: Sophia Bush def. Lacey Chabert TKO3 (Submission).