Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Feb 28, 2019 13:34:57 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap February with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we'll be starting at lightweight, where we'll see the FCBA debut of Madeleine Mantock against Gemma Arterton!"
McCarthy: "And, sadly, it will be ALL Dancing Hookers here tonight, since Weirdo's one REAL fighter, Kristen Stewart, had better things to do this month, and, if that's not bad ENOUGH, we've got to watch that Campbell Clone Kat Dennings fight some girl named Danielle Rose Russell."
Cassie: "We'll also see some action in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Sarah Jeffery in town to face Jennette McCurdy!
Tess: "We'll have quite a bit of bantamweight action tonight, including Jeanine Mason making her debut against Hunter King and Candice Patton coming to Asylum for the first time to battle Chloe Bennet!"
McCarthy: "And, Patton isn't the ONLY real fighter Weirdo's brought in this month, because Caity Lotz is here to fight another girl Campbell will ruin with her inability to train, Lili Reinhart!
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'CW Invasion II: Electric Boogaloo At The Asylum'!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we'll be starting at lightweight, where we'll see the FCBA debut of Madeleine Mantock against Gemma Arterton!"
McCarthy: "And, sadly, it will be ALL Dancing Hookers here tonight, since Weirdo's one REAL fighter, Kristen Stewart, had better things to do this month, and, if that's not bad ENOUGH, we've got to watch that Campbell Clone Kat Dennings fight some girl named Danielle Rose Russell."
Cassie: "We'll also see some action in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Sarah Jeffery in town to face Jennette McCurdy!
Tess: "We'll have quite a bit of bantamweight action tonight, including Jeanine Mason making her debut against Hunter King and Candice Patton coming to Asylum for the first time to battle Chloe Bennet!"
McCarthy: "And, Patton isn't the ONLY real fighter Weirdo's brought in this month, because Caity Lotz is here to fight another girl Campbell will ruin with her inability to train, Lili Reinhart!
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'CW Invasion II: Electric Boogaloo At The Asylum'!"