Cheryl Cole vs Kristin Kreuk

Cheryl Cole vs Kristin Kreuk
(Lioness Club vs Hawkeye International Sports Consortium)
(29-5, 29 KO vs 47-49-2, 32 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "These Hawkeyes are like cockroaches, they simply won't go away!", Cheryl Cole's mood is anything but sympathetic as she vows to hand HISC veteran Kristin Kreuk another tough loss on her extended resume. Krissy is just two fights away from reaching a career milestone of 100 officially FCBA-sanctioned bouts and this is probably the only reason she keeps going according to the Lioness Club press release.

Kreuk has been thoroughly destroyed by another Lioness fighter Jessica Lowndes in the battle of Vancouver back in 2017 and she simply refuses to accept her fate as mere journeywoman these days: "Look, these trashy Brits talk waaay too much! I took Emma Watson eight rounds last month and she's a lot tougher than this skinny bytch Cole! I have a score to settle here and my victory will pave the way for Claire Danes to strip Nina Dobrev off her fancy title! Yep, it's Hawkeye night, folks! The best small girls stable this league has EVER seen!"

Indeed, this is only Part One of the LCA vs HISC rivalry on the Anniversary PPV and the beef is more than real since both Cheryl & Krissy refuse to touch gloves and simply can't wait to get going!

Cheryl Cole wears a black bikini top, leopard print panties & red gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a curled ponytail. Kristin Kreuk wears a red sports bra, black hotpants & silver gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a loose bun at the back of her head. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Cheryl jumps into a familiar aggressive rally the Canadian struggles to embrace ever since getting whacked on the jaw with the initial hook. The brawling plan could well backfire for Krissy so she tries to stay clear of it while risking more damage because Cole simply won't back off at all and she enjoys a crisp jabbing series that dissects her rival's high guard too easily. Kreuk yields real estate inch by inch until she's trapped on the ropes but the overhand swing brings her no joy while Cheryl cracks another left/right combo to pin her in the corner. She settles down around the midriff afterwards with Kreuk covered in tight earmuff and it just doesn't look good here for the Hawkeye veteran who receives a proper punchbag treatment in the final few seconds.

Round 2:
Krissy uses some exceptional footwork to avoid another Geordie blast and Cheryl begins to lose her precision as she skims off the forearms too often to dump the older brunette into more trouble. She keeps hassling Kreuk though to stay on top of the aggressive plan and lands more single punches in the process. Meanwhile Krissy finally drops the defensive mindset when she gets smacked on the lips and tears into the singer's guts to cripple her in the center of the ring before looping a nasty cross on the eye to set up a promising jabbing rally that finally drives the British brunette backwards. Cheryl barks in anger as she misses a counterpunching combo over the top and gets smacked on the lips to think better off it which is a minor success for the Canadian underdog!

Round 3:
Cheryl gets back to business when she outmuscles Krissy in a close range tangle and scythes her across the lips which wobbles the Canadian onto her heels. Krissy can't recover her balance in time and she gets whacked on the chest for a good measure which folds her into spasms while enabling Chezza to crack a perfect uppercut on the jaw... but Kreuk refuses to go down and only stumbles back to the ropes with a whimper and even the Geordie stunner is shocked Kristin survived this power shot... back to the hasslin' we go and Kreuk looks visibly spooked as she tries to avoid the fellow brunette's menace but Cole also runs out of steam just as she connects with a quick combo. Krissy ducks underneath the follow up and almost crashes into the singer's chest before blasting a nasty shot on the kidney that has the Brit spitting venom. She tries to find another blow downstairs but Cole clinches her instead and both girls almost go down on the canvas as they wrestle for supremacy in the dying seconds.

Round 4:
Krissy becomes more arrogant in her jabbing series but that only plays into Chezza's advantage as she outworks the Canadian in close range and nails her with a wicked hook on the boobs that prompts a quick-fire barrage on the midsection. Ugh! Krissy still tries to find her groove to answer the HISC-LCA feuding demand but she earns herself a busted lip for her troubles when the singer reverts back into punching her from point-blank range. Both girls gets locked into a phone booth; Chezza bumps the actress off with a nifty jug strike and the beats her for a genuine power punch that tags the Canadian's jaw one time too many... ugh... Kreuk stumbles forward with a whimper and doesn't even notice the clubbing right hook that finds the temple AND FLOORS HER ON THE SPOT moments later!!! Clock is Kreuk's only friend at this stage as she battles back to her feet at nine with five seconds remaining - and she looks downright rattled! There's just no time for Cole to finish the wounded prey off alas the writing is on the wall and Chezza barges her shoulder into Krissy's chest when they head back to their corners.

Round 5:
Several pundits predict Krissy's demise in the fifth but it's almost too predictable and the initial Geordie burst actually meets a stubborn Canadian defense. Kreuk responds with minimal impact but ducks underneath the Cole hooking storm that begins to lose precision when more strikes find thin air. Another rally bounces off the forearms and allthough Kristin yields real estate she avoids more damage and has Cole barking in anger again. More single punches slice the Canadian's guard but she finds the looping response come the second minute and settles down in the slugging exchange where she nails the furious Brit on the lips a couple of times. She completes her rally with a vicious hook on the brow ridge that wobbles the singer back and has the crowd on it's feet! Talk about some HISC fanbase in the stands cheering the underdog on!

Round 6:
Chezza gets more affected over the lost opportunity to put Kreuk away and gets dragged into a wrestling contest of sorts before blasting the singer on the boobs to gain separation. It's almost mind over matter stuff but she lands more shots into the Brit's guts to reel her backwards and rips a huge cross on the nose that sinks the top ranked opponent for the first time tonight. Cheryl refuses to seek a break and tries to push off her heels but Krissy beats her to the punch and nails with a brutal double on the nose that sends the singer tripping back to the ropes! Huh! Krissy finds a new life when Cole remains glued in the corner and gets clobbered with a head-hunting series that chops the high guard into pieces and has the Canadian carving bruises in the otherwise pretty face! The comeback is on and Cole can barely catch her breath when the bell interrupts the Kreuk charge: "Take that you British s###!", she yells at the aching singer and now it's getting really personal between the two again!

Round 7:
Flyweight bashing galore errupts in the seventh as Cole's aggressive attitude has no Plan B available for better or worse... make that worse since Kreuk withstands the initial burst despite more visible swelling around the lips and scythes the singer across the nose before adding a jaw-crushing uppercut right through Cole's guard... Huh! The British champion rocks backwards with a whimper but still tries to respond off the back foot... bad idea as her timing is way off and Krissy dekes away only to deliver a nose-busting hook that has Cheryl screaming in pain instead... Uh-oh!! Watch out for you jaw! Too late... Kreuk smokes the stunned Geordie on the chin and LIFTS HER UP & AWAY!!! Disaster for all ye British hopes as Cole CRASHES DOWN ONTO HER BACK and can barely stop mumbling her heart out thereafter... she tries to get up one way or another but drops onto her side again and rests her head against the canvas with eyes closed. Epic KO7 Kristin Kreuk!!!

AFTER: "How about THAT??!! Another British tramp goes down!", Krissy can barely hide her emotions as she twerks over the fallen Geordie who simply fades behind her gloves and tries to disguise her face from the public. "C'mon, now! It's time to walk your British ass around the ring!" - it's punishment time indeed for the BBU flyweight champion who gets limped around the ring while still feeling dizzy after that monster hook on the jaw. She literally didn't see it coming but Anniversary card is almost a perfect moment to spoil Cheryl's party at the expense of one of the most experienced flyweights around.

"And there's more to come when Claire strips Nina off her belt! We're just getting warmed up!", Krissy laughs as she sends the vanquished Brit spinning into Eva Mendes' arms and prefers to pose for the cameras instead: "I might not be Hall of Fame worthy but I hope my boss thinks about that special #100 already. We're sooo close now! I'm back to ready to take over for Mishy anytime!" (winks).

Official result: Kristin Kreuk def. Cheryl Cole KO7.