Post by Vassago on Jan 21, 2019 13:49:19 GMT -6
Jennette McCurdy vs Kendra Wilkinson
(Front Street Gym vs FCBA Independent)
(15-11, 15 KO vs 17-23-1, 15 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 34E (Enhanced)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago
BEFORE:
Jenny Mac: "Oh, boy! Here we go!!! First up the original dancing hooker of 'em all"
O'Dell: "That would be Kendra Wilkinson, the living Playmate legend!"
Jenny Mac: "HOOKER!!!"
O'Dell: "Calm down, Jen! She deserves SOME credit for rolling along all these years..."
Jenny Mac: "Washed up bimbo! Should be in the senior division now.."
O'Dell: "She can still turn some heads at age 33... but can she avenge the February 2016 loss to Jennette McCurdy, the unheralded gem on the Front Street roster?"
Jenny Mac: "No fuckin' way!"
O'Dell: "There you have it, Jennette is a 10 point favorite folks and she's bold enough not to touch gloves with Paymate's finest..."
Jennette McCurdy wears a neon green bandeau bikini top, denim shorts & black gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a curled ponytail. Kendra Wilkinson wears a light blue bikini set and silver gloves. Long bonde hair tied in a sleek ponytail.The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the 119 lbs catchweight.
Round 1:
It's been a while since Jennette competed in JMD but since Kendra hasn't won a single fight in over two years she enjoys the early pass as she connects with the Playmate's boobs via the classic uppercut route. Kendra tries to respond in a similar fashion but keeps bouncing off the forearms and then gets wobbled onto her heels when McCurdy whacks her on the jaw to set up a subsequent phone booth pursuit. Jennette works the piledriver galore to pierce the fellow blonde's cleavage and backs her into the ropes where she switches low to pounce on the exposed ribcage. Kendra bends into spasms and looks every bit as vulnerable as she was in the post-Odds&Ends era so the bell couldn't have saved her pride any sooner!
Round 2:
Jennette thinks she's got this all covered now and comes in a little careless which allows Kendra to match the uppercut intensity as both blodes trade vicious leather in the center of the ring. There's a lot of Playmate pride left in Wilkinson and she shows the evi edge when she flirts with a groin shot to bump the younger opponent sideways. McCurdy loses her balance and eats free shots up the middle as Kendra tackles her boobs from the flank; she pierces the solar plexus repeatedly in the second minute and drives the suddenly cumbersome foe onto the ropes where she bursts into the cleavage one more time to pin the aching actress against the ropes. Jennette tries to rally back but her punches are swamped by a furious Playmate rage and Kendra clips some jaw to extend her advantage to the point she pounds the other girl into loud spasms as the bell saves the Front Street pride this time!
Round 3:
Okay, so maybe Jennette has lost some JMD mojo after all? She gets beaten for another uppercut route early in the third and Wilkinson's all over her solar plexus drilling that target repeatedly until she drops McCurdy into another aching galore! Huh! Kendra's wrath comes crashing down onto the fellow blonde's chest and Jenn can only watch as her boobs bounce off her slumping chin with the Playmate barking with every punch landing in bullseye fashion! McCurdy wobbles onto the ropes but can't find any help and CRASHES ONTO HER KNEES when the east/west attack basically renders her breathless! Oi, Jennette!! The former Nickelodeon starlet soaks up the standard eight count but looks extremely rattled when the fight resumes and Kendra picks off the bumper route wholesale to almost trigger a proper wardrobe malfunction with McCurdy reeling in spasms and just protecting herself in desperate fashion. She lands nothing in reply and defaults a huge round for Wilkinson who seems upset she couldn't finish her off. A quick bump on the way back indicates she wants to get into Jenn's head and the upset is very much on the cards now!
Round 4:
There's very little JMD experience in the Front Street coaching staff but Jennette tells Grace Park she can still rescue this fight regardless of how arrogant Kendra is going forward. And there's a lot of taunting from the Playmate early in the fourth as she aids her east/west attack with verbal attacks. McCurdy uses her mobility to bide her time in mid-distance and ignores the cowardice taunts only to fly in with a left hook on the jaw that briefly silences the cocky veteran. Kendra swings up top but misses and gets NAILED with another chin shot before Jenn settles down to punish the rack in proper fashion. She drives forward to wobble the older blonde onto her heels and lifts too much of these 34E puppies for Kendra not to feel it... A quick hook then pierces the exposed liver area and dumps Kendra into spasms while McCurdy rolls back her JMD elite skills to dissect the cleavage back & forth until Wilkinson's shrieks are too loud even for the commentary crew to embrace. The clock is running down but Jennette pours more wrath until SHE DROPS KENDRA ONTO HER KNEES with mere seconds left.. Oi, Kendra! The Playmate legend bends her head against the canvas but the bell rescues her from imminient demise even though she still looks hurt long into the interval!
Round 5:
Jennette roars into another east/west attack that leaves Kendra reeling on her heels but the Playmate veteran simply can't match the younger blonde's intensity anymore and gets ravaged in ruthless fashion; McCurdy then lands a quick shot on the windpipe that folds the other girl forward and keeps ripping more shots on the midsection to dump her into punchbag mode. Ugh! Kendra still tries to swing over the top but gets busted with a left hook on the solar plexus sends her towards the exit door... She shrieks out her loudest of the night which only fuels Jenn's desire to tear her apart before another uppercut double DROPS KENDRA ONTO HER KNEES again!!! Huh! This is getting very one-sided now with Kendra losing all the grip and another lenghty eight count only delays the ineviteable! Wilkinson is up on her feet but stares down her cleavage and barely notices McCurdy's jabbing stroll that backs her into the ropes moments after the fight is resumed... It's time for a slam dunk finish as Kendra embraces the punchbag mode with a whimper... Jenn barks as she keeps hammering away on target but the REF SHOWS MERCY and HAULS HER OFF the wounded prey!!! Kendra drops to her bums with eyes closed and seems relieved the beatdown is finally over! TKO5 Jennette McCurdy!!!
AFTER: Jenn shakes her glove over the slumped blonde and heads straight to Cassie Scerbo who conducts the interviews ringside: "Hah! That was fun! I had this soooo under control... well, forget that third round, Grace Park needs to get rid of the cute stuff... I have all the trashy attitude required and I should have listened to Pink instead. Kendra goes all belly up when you BLAST her from the word go and that's what I should have done in first place!"
O'Dell: "A very impressive win for Jenn and poor Kendra needs to be revived by the medical crew..."
Jenny Mac: "Who cares? These hookers are so replaceable! Hell, I could whup Kendra's ass myself..."
O'Dell: "Well, but that would be in the seniors division, Jenny?"
Jenny Mac: "Don't push it, O'Dell! Grrr... so who we have up next?"
Official result: Jennette McCurdy def. Kendra Wilkinson TKO5.