New Year's Boppin' Eve 5: It's NBC Again! At The Asylum
Dec 31, 2018 12:54:23 GMT -6
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Post by Boxing World Online on Dec 31, 2018 12:54:23 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap 2018 with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight, as the lovely Melissa Roxburgh makes her FCBA and Asylum debut again Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "Weirdo's one REAL fighter! And, talking of RULING divisions, we're going to see a pair of bantamweight bouts tonight, bantamweight, where The Greatest Boxing Playmate Of All Time as returned to rule with an iron glove and velvet fist! First, we'll have Nichole Bloom against that overrated Campbell Clone Kat Dennings, and then we'll see Arielle Kebbel, who's a cut-rate J-Mac in the ring against Hunter King!"
Tess: "We've got some big girl action on the card tonight as well, with a welterweight battle between Jennifer Hudson and Charlotte McKinney..."
McCarthy: "And, we're ALSO going to have a lightweight bout in which Jaimie Alexander will come in and prove me RIGHT for firing that overrated BEANPOLE Taylor Hill!"
Tess: "I thought Dawson was going to prove you right LAST month..."
McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys!"
Cassie: "But, while you're doing that, let's not forget that Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club, is in evidence tonight in the form of lightweight Jill Wagner, who'll be battling former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'New Year's Boppin' Eve 5: It's NBC Again at the Asylum!'"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we'll be starting in the division where I rule, flyweight, as the lovely Melissa Roxburgh makes her FCBA and Asylum debut again Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "Weirdo's one REAL fighter! And, talking of RULING divisions, we're going to see a pair of bantamweight bouts tonight, bantamweight, where The Greatest Boxing Playmate Of All Time as returned to rule with an iron glove and velvet fist! First, we'll have Nichole Bloom against that overrated Campbell Clone Kat Dennings, and then we'll see Arielle Kebbel, who's a cut-rate J-Mac in the ring against Hunter King!"
Tess: "We've got some big girl action on the card tonight as well, with a welterweight battle between Jennifer Hudson and Charlotte McKinney..."
McCarthy: "And, we're ALSO going to have a lightweight bout in which Jaimie Alexander will come in and prove me RIGHT for firing that overrated BEANPOLE Taylor Hill!"
Tess: "I thought Dawson was going to prove you right LAST month..."
McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys!"
Cassie: "But, while you're doing that, let's not forget that Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club, is in evidence tonight in the form of lightweight Jill Wagner, who'll be battling former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'New Year's Boppin' Eve 5: It's NBC Again at the Asylum!'"