Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Dec 31, 2018 12:49:02 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"'Long-awaited' is the term we should be using here," says Jennifer with a smile. "I mean. Come ON! These girls have been ducking me all these years, and we all know WHY."
"Oh," says Charlotte with a smile of her own, "There's no question she should have been fighting in the FCBA before this. But, that's not MY problem. I, howver, am about to be HERS."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Go All Night', and here comes the lovely lady who sings that tune, the star of NBC's 'The Voice', Jennifer Hudson!"
McCarthy: "And, I think J-Hud is RIGHT. A lot of these welters HAVE been ducking her for years, and, tonight, she's going to show everyone WHY."
Cassie: "J-Hud?"
McCarthy: "That's RIGHT. J-Hud and I are TIGHT. My agent says she might do a duet with me on her next album!"
Cassie: "Jenny, slap Tess between the shoulder blades. She's choking on that water..."
O'Dell (sighing): "Jennifer into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a blue bikini and a body that's done a ton of training for this fight...."
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and that can only mean that 'Agent 00DDD' herself, Charlotte McKinney, is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "And that's an even STUPIDER nickname!"
Tess: "McKinney in an interesting position right now, as Front Street has stepped out of the welter title picture, leaving folks to wonder what she's going to be doing in 2019, so a good performance tonight might be a very positive thing for her."
O'Dell: "Charlotte into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd popping BIG TIME for that admiral blue bikini of hers. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Charlotte. Mac?"
McCarthy: "J-Hud is going to SHOCK THE WORLD..."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And the first is underway and Hudson right AFTER Charlotte! J-Hud showing NO respect to the blonde, coming right forward and making with the heavy leather! McKinney quickly thrown over to the defensive, as Hudson gets very aggressive very early in the first round of this fight..."
McCarthy: "That's my GIRL, J-Hud! She's not messing around with this Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "McKinney countering in spots, but she's clearly out of sorts right now as Hudson has grabbed control of this fight with some serious early aggression. Charlotte on her back foot, taking some hard shot. She's backing and covering as Jennifer continues to dominate this opening round..."
Tess: "And, it's all about stepping in behind that left jab. She's getting that on, stepping to, landing right hands, backing up Charlotte, then stepping to again."
O'Dell: "Lather, rinse, repeat for J-Hud, who's showing PLENTY of physicality early, and that's pretty impressive against a girl as physical as Charlotte. Hudson works some body, goes back upstairs, lands a HARD right hand that backs up McKinney and there's the bell. Great first round for Hudson, who wins it wide."
Cassie: "And grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Hudson right back after Charlotte, but McKinney firing right back now and HERE WE GO! Ladies letting one another have it with the big guns in the middle of the ring and Hudson going RACK! And McKinney responding in kind and this is getting very physical very quickly in there, ladies..."
Cassie: "And, it's got the potential to get very NASTY as well..."
O'Dell: "RIGHT HOOK, MCKINNEY AND JENNIFER IS HURT! Hudson stumbling backward and Charlotte battering her back into the ropes. Brunette in deep, deep trouble right now. She's leaning into the ropes in a high guard as Charlotte gives her an absolute THUMPING to the body, working ribs, midsection, and rack as well..."
McCarthy: "Some of those are LOW! The referee needs to admonish her!"
Tess: "SOMEbody got a thesaurus for Christmas..."
McCarthy: "Are you calling me OLD, Walmart?"
O'Dell: "IF we could concentrate on the RING, please! Twenty seconds to go in the round and the blonde getting off BIG time on the brunette. Hudson taking a licking, but she's continuing to tick. GOOD right to the head by Charlotte, but Hudson's legs holding her up as the final seconds tick away. There's the bell and the second is in the books. McKinney. Wide."
Tess: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "McKinney right back after Hudson to start the third. Blonde backing up the brunette with heavy leather, forcing her to cover up. J-Hud still somewhat wobbly from the last round, trying to hold her canvas, but not able to get it done. She's firing back in the counter here and there, but it's Charlotte who's controlling things."
Tess: "Hudson's proven one thing. She can take a punch. Because, McKinney's landed some BOMBS."
O'Dell: "And there's ANOTHER one! Hudson STAGGERED by a straight right hand and Charlotte going all in to try to finish this thing right now. Blonde just throwing everything she's got at the brunette. RIGHT HAND and Hudson ready to go and DOWN SHE GOES! Yet ANOTHER big right and Hudson down on her back..."
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the ligggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "It certainly seems to be. Jennifer flat on her back as Charlotte heads to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. No movement at ALL from Hudson. Six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch! You'll get her NEXT time, J-Hud!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, a lot of big punches thrown in there..."
Charlotte (nodding): "Just the way I like it. You want to bang with me, we'll bang ALL day. Well. PART of the day. Because YOU will be asleep before the day is over."
Tess: "So...JMDD is the plan for 2019?"
Charlotte: "Not the ONLY plan. But. One of 'em, Tess. One of 'em."
"'Long-awaited' is the term we should be using here," says Jennifer with a smile. "I mean. Come ON! These girls have been ducking me all these years, and we all know WHY."
"Oh," says Charlotte with a smile of her own, "There's no question she should have been fighting in the FCBA before this. But, that's not MY problem. I, howver, am about to be HERS."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Go All Night', and here comes the lovely lady who sings that tune, the star of NBC's 'The Voice', Jennifer Hudson!"
McCarthy: "And, I think J-Hud is RIGHT. A lot of these welters HAVE been ducking her for years, and, tonight, she's going to show everyone WHY."
Cassie: "J-Hud?"
McCarthy: "That's RIGHT. J-Hud and I are TIGHT. My agent says she might do a duet with me on her next album!"
Cassie: "Jenny, slap Tess between the shoulder blades. She's choking on that water..."
O'Dell (sighing): "Jennifer into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a blue bikini and a body that's done a ton of training for this fight...."
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and that can only mean that 'Agent 00DDD' herself, Charlotte McKinney, is on her way to the ring..."
McCarthy: "And that's an even STUPIDER nickname!"
Tess: "McKinney in an interesting position right now, as Front Street has stepped out of the welter title picture, leaving folks to wonder what she's going to be doing in 2019, so a good performance tonight might be a very positive thing for her."
O'Dell: "Charlotte into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve and the crowd popping BIG TIME for that admiral blue bikini of hers. And, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Charlotte. Mac?"
McCarthy: "J-Hud is going to SHOCK THE WORLD..."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And the first is underway and Hudson right AFTER Charlotte! J-Hud showing NO respect to the blonde, coming right forward and making with the heavy leather! McKinney quickly thrown over to the defensive, as Hudson gets very aggressive very early in the first round of this fight..."
McCarthy: "That's my GIRL, J-Hud! She's not messing around with this Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "McKinney countering in spots, but she's clearly out of sorts right now as Hudson has grabbed control of this fight with some serious early aggression. Charlotte on her back foot, taking some hard shot. She's backing and covering as Jennifer continues to dominate this opening round..."
Tess: "And, it's all about stepping in behind that left jab. She's getting that on, stepping to, landing right hands, backing up Charlotte, then stepping to again."
O'Dell: "Lather, rinse, repeat for J-Hud, who's showing PLENTY of physicality early, and that's pretty impressive against a girl as physical as Charlotte. Hudson works some body, goes back upstairs, lands a HARD right hand that backs up McKinney and there's the bell. Great first round for Hudson, who wins it wide."
Cassie: "And grabs the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Hudson right back after Charlotte, but McKinney firing right back now and HERE WE GO! Ladies letting one another have it with the big guns in the middle of the ring and Hudson going RACK! And McKinney responding in kind and this is getting very physical very quickly in there, ladies..."
Cassie: "And, it's got the potential to get very NASTY as well..."
O'Dell: "RIGHT HOOK, MCKINNEY AND JENNIFER IS HURT! Hudson stumbling backward and Charlotte battering her back into the ropes. Brunette in deep, deep trouble right now. She's leaning into the ropes in a high guard as Charlotte gives her an absolute THUMPING to the body, working ribs, midsection, and rack as well..."
McCarthy: "Some of those are LOW! The referee needs to admonish her!"
Tess: "SOMEbody got a thesaurus for Christmas..."
McCarthy: "Are you calling me OLD, Walmart?"
O'Dell: "IF we could concentrate on the RING, please! Twenty seconds to go in the round and the blonde getting off BIG time on the brunette. Hudson taking a licking, but she's continuing to tick. GOOD right to the head by Charlotte, but Hudson's legs holding her up as the final seconds tick away. There's the bell and the second is in the books. McKinney. Wide."
Tess: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "McKinney right back after Hudson to start the third. Blonde backing up the brunette with heavy leather, forcing her to cover up. J-Hud still somewhat wobbly from the last round, trying to hold her canvas, but not able to get it done. She's firing back in the counter here and there, but it's Charlotte who's controlling things."
Tess: "Hudson's proven one thing. She can take a punch. Because, McKinney's landed some BOMBS."
O'Dell: "And there's ANOTHER one! Hudson STAGGERED by a straight right hand and Charlotte going all in to try to finish this thing right now. Blonde just throwing everything she's got at the brunette. RIGHT HAND and Hudson ready to go and DOWN SHE GOES! Yet ANOTHER big right and Hudson down on her back..."
Cassie (singing): "Turn out the ligggghhhhtttssss. The party's ohhhhhverrrrr..."
O'Dell: "It certainly seems to be. Jennifer flat on her back as Charlotte heads to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. No movement at ALL from Hudson. Six. Seven. Eight. Not going to happen. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO3 is 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch! You'll get her NEXT time, J-Hud!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, a lot of big punches thrown in there..."
Charlotte (nodding): "Just the way I like it. You want to bang with me, we'll bang ALL day. Well. PART of the day. Because YOU will be asleep before the day is over."
Tess: "So...JMDD is the plan for 2019?"
Charlotte: "Not the ONLY plan. But. One of 'em, Tess. One of 'em."