(Co-Main Event) Vanessa Hudgens vs Jessica Lowndes (JMD)

Vanessa Hudgens vs Jessica Lowndes
(Lookout! Boxing vs Lioness Club of America)
(60-31, 53 KO vs 32-19-1, 31 KO)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: Two familiar foes clash in the Queendom VIII Co-Main Event next as we enter the Rage part of the show. Vanessa Hudgens and Jessica Lowndes are locked at three wins each in their personal battle for supremacy but there's more to this fight than just a random JMD victory. There's nothing random about Jessica Lowndes in first place but Nina Dobrev's rise to unified bantamweight championship has triggeed questions whether Lowndes should still be labelled as Lioness Club of America's Alpha fighter?

"What!!?? How DARE you? I've worked my way up and you ask me about Nina? She lost the damn JMD title bout to some teenage chick or whatever. I'm all about blowing the door of Miss Tawdry Skinny Ass Hudgens AGAIN!", Jessica Lowndes almost quits the press conference when BLONDE! Magazine reporter asked her about her status in case of going down tonight.

Meanwhile Vanessa Hudgens seems to enjoy the extra PR heat aimed at her long-time nemesis: "Well, this could be a HISTORIC night, folks! Jessica 'Stupid Cow aka Phoney Conqueror' is about to LEAVE the elite group and head back to Ontario to lick her wounds as official MISS PUNCHBAG! Hah! I'm soooo much better off here! I've won more divisional titles, I RULE the AMD class and I'm still way HOTTER than she'll ever be! Let's bring it on, bytch! It's party time, Southern California style!"

Vanessa Hudgens wears a violet X-shaped monokini and white gloves. Long black hair tied in a curled ponytail. Jessica Lowndes wears a red X-shaped monokini and black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a similar curled ponytail. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division. JMD rules apply.

Round 1:
It's a high-flying start from both girls but did anyone expect anything different? These two hellcats simply want to DESTROY each other and tangle in a heavy uppercut drill that lifts Jessica's boobs against her chin a little too frequently for the Canadian not to feel it already. Ugh! Nessa acts like a woman possessed here and bangs her way through to wobble her arch rival on the heels and then slap her with a quick hook on the jaw! "Hah! Take that, bytch!" Lowndes tries to respond from the back foot but Nessa is too skilled to allow it so she leaps at the reeling Canadian and bumps her onto the ropes where she tackles more tummy and bends Lowndes into proper spasms! Huh! Talk about Hudgens making an early statement as she glues the otherwise elite opponent butt-in-ropes and hammers more cruel body shots to keep Jessica yelping in pain behind a desperate guard. Only the bell halts the pesky brunette's charge and she shouts more taunts at the staggered foe who struts back to coach Mendes trying oh-so hard not to stare at the dominant girl. Advantage Hudgens!

Round 2:
Payback is a bytch early in the second as Jessica storms out of her stool to connect with Nessa's tummy like she wants to expose her AMD leadership tonight as well. The California brunette tries to escape the heat and delivers a not-so-accidental headbutt but it doesn't work as Jessica's shoulder becomes the actual target and drags Nessa into a lenghty gut-checking drive she can't embrace at all. Lowndes powers ahead with vicious hooks and gradually moves upstairs to clip the fellow brunette's jugs before another hook on the liver area sends Hudgens reeling onto the ropes with a whimper. However Vanessa fails to escape the subsequent rush and gets trapped on the ropes wholesale with Jessica picking her off and barking in delight in the process. So much for that early advantage as Nessa is left crippled in the corner at the bell and now Lowndes gives her the ole staredown to boost her confidence!

Round 3:
More of the same in the third as Hudgens leaks too many shots to the body while lacking power supply in the jug assault. Lowndes bumps her onto her heels in classic jug-to-jug contact before drilling the liver area and backing Hudgens into defensive circles down the stretch. Nessa finds her range again when she blocks the cleavage assault but gets outmuscled in a wrestling struggle and eats more punches on the solar plexus which allows the Canadian to regain control. Lowndes doesn't need a second invite to punch through the fellow brunette's arms and secure more east/west contact which dumps Hudgens butt-in-ropes and leaves her gasping for respite come the final minute. Huh! Jessica channels all her wrath to punish Nessa's cleavage and yells out in delight when her arch nemesis groans in disarray following a thumping uppercut series moments before the bell.

Round 4:
Jessica would love to gloat over her aching foe now but she's too experienced to let Nessa off the hook yet her initial charge in the fourth finds a solid guard before a scything cross nails her on the windpipe and stuns on the spot. Ugh! Hudgens was lucky to find that punch but she cashes on it immediately and powers ahead with a gut-checking drive on her own. Huh! The fight drifts into a AMD-like affair which makes some fans wonder whether Nina Dobrev will be called out for the battle of the fittest whenever Hudgens is done with her Canadian foe? Jessica tries to clinch the fellow brunette here but still eats too many shots in the phone booth stance before a crunching hook pierces her solar plexus and sends into a hectic retreat. Nessa wants to chase her down but simply can't as she almost loses her footing in the process alas Lowndes wants to recover her breath first and foremost so abandons the counter-attack herself which leaves both women circling around each other to run the clock down.

Round 5:
Back & forth we go again as both women punish each other with multiple uppercuts during the opening minute until Jessica groans out the louder of the two and backs off the gruesome exchange. Ugh! Nessa immediately jumps at her with a spark in her eye and manages to land a crisp hook on the jugs to wobble Lowndes onto the ropes. The Canadian sinks on her heels and fails to bounce off into safety while Vanessa cracks a flying hook on the jaw and bends her into loud spasms again! Ugh! Jessica simply leaks too many punches here and gets swamped into a phone booth nightmare with Nessa raining punches like skittles to punish the exposed ribcage. She quickly moves upstairs to trap the Canadian in the corner and delivers a proper beating when she lifts Jessica's rack against her slumping chin to clean out the JMD house! Cue in some angry scowls from the Cal brunette and she leaves Lowndes HURT according to several fans in the Vegas audience. Oh, boy! Jessica tails off into spasms in the corner and is fortunate enough the expiring clock saves her from a looming disaster! It's advantage Hudgens at half-distance!

Round 6:
Jessica is hurt but determined to swing the momentum back in her favor... until she walks into a Hudgens buzzsaw that dissects her tight guard and has the Cal brunette ripping brutal uppercuts straight up the middle to potentially destroy the arch rival right here and right now. Ugh! Nessa takes it to the house when she almost spills Jessica's left breast into the open and forces the aching girl to look down at her boobs to check for potential explicit content... one should never take your eyes off Ms Hudgens and then it's all too late! There goes your Hall-of-Famer-to-be CRUSHING the Canadian's rack in beast mode fashion as she glues Lowndes to the spot and rains so many punches Lioness coach Eva Mendes treatens to throw a plastic bottle at the rampant Disney princess... there's nothing about Disney here though and Jessica checks out of the bout CRASHING DOWN ON HER BACKSIDE after a 30 second dose of elite jug muggin' action... one-sided action, mind you! Hudgens yells out in delight but quickly struts back to her corner so there's no extra time for a Lowndes recovery. And the former champion is wrecked beyond repair! She remains sitting on the canvas and hugging her breasts while the merciless count passes her by! It's KO6 Vanessa 'The Fittest Flyweight' Hudgens and that could be all she wrote for this rivalry!

AFTER: It's four to three in head-to-head battle between the two hellcats and the birthday present has arrived early for the California native who celebrates her last FCBA fight as a 29 year old in style! She tells Eva Mendes to "stay the f### off" and drags a stunned Jessica back to center of the ring by the hair.

"You're history, Lowndes! Your tawndry reign in your poor little stable is over!"

"Whaat?"

"That's right, bytch! No more Alpha cats, hun! I know Nina kicked your ass back in the gym the other day!"

"Lies... all lies... how..."

"Silence! You're not allowed to speak when THE FITTEST FLYWEIGHT in the world is talking to you!"

"Arggh...."

"Still hurting much, tramp? I'm done with you.. for now!"

Nessa feels like she's really talking too much now and mounts the hurting Canadian before trapping her in a grapevine pin to increase the moaning volume.

"So, tell me again who's the real Conqueror in da house?"

"Never!"

"Say it!"

"Nevah... Ai, bytch!"

"You're officially a washed-up tramp from Canada from now on! Feel the power of the one and only... don't bite my tits, you sl*t!"

Jessica spits out her gumshield and tries to bury her teeth in Nessa's left cup but is promptly smothered by the fellow brunette who goes extra yards to make sure her arch rival is left souless at the end of the procedure!

Meanwhile Demi Lovato and Stella Hudgens appear ringside and roll out a giant trash bin with a crossed maple leaf and a sign "All Canadians sucks", okay, that's spelled different when you actually see the sign but perhaps Demi has had a hard night again...

"Okay, we take the trash here tonight! All free and taken care of! How about that?"

Nessa giggles with her pals as they load unconscious Lowndes head first into the bin and blow kisses to the audience. Tigress Uppercut claims poor Jessica could be used as a bachelorette prop during Vanessa's upcoming birthday party next week and regardless how you look at it, this won't look good on the Lowndes CV at all...

Demi Rose on twitter: "That was fun! I see this as a challenge tho!" #GoNessa

Official result: Vanessa Hudgens def. Jessica Lowndes KO6.