Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Nov 30, 2018 22:51:31 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"Here's the thing," says Rosario. "I GET that this girl has fought some welters, so she's fought some big girls who can hit. But. There's nobody up there that hits any harder than I do. And, she's about to find that out."
"Oh, I KNOW what Rosario thinks," says Taylor with a shake of the head. "She thinks she's going to bully me in there. Well. She'd better think again."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Out Tonight' by the lovely lady coming down to ringside right now, Rosario Dawson!"
McCarthy: "And, Dawson is officially SLUMMING, because the last time she was here, she fought Weirdo's one REAL fighter, the since-retired Anna Torv. Tonight, she gets this bean pole model I FIRED. A girl who wouldn't last 45 seconds with Palicki."
Tess: "I don't think we need to ask Mac who she's picking in this one..."
O'Dell: "Rosario into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black two-piece and a body that's got the crowd buzzing..."
McCarthy: "Because she's not a BEANPOLE."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Natural' by Imagine Dragons you hear behind us, and here comes the newest member of Front Street, 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
McCarthy: "The only thing she's a 'natural' at is being an overrated BEANPOLE! And, that's a STUPID nickname!"
O'Dell: "Hill bouncing down to the ring, climbs inside and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd appreciating that azure bikini she's wearing..."
McCarthy: "Two words. Bean. Pole."
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess favors Taylor. Mac, are you going to surprise us?"
McCarthy: "Mac The Knife ALWAYS surprises, because she's UNpredictable. When everybody else is playing checkers, I'm playing CHINESE checkers!"
Cassie: "Is there a PICK in there somewhere?"
McCarthy: "Dawson took TORV ten. Hill couldn't CUT it at Sceej. That's why I FIRED her! Dawson. Oh. And, shut UP, Scabbo!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Dawson after Hill immediately, wants to close and bang, but Taylor using that loooonnngggg left jab to make that impossible. Younger brunette getting that left home, stopping Dawson, leaving her hanging on the outside, where Hill can follow on with right hands..."
Cassie: "And, that's EXACTLY what Taylor's doing. This girl has more than range. She's got power and very quick hands."
O'Dell: "Hill picking off Dawson again and again with that left hand. Rosario being frustrated as she attempts to close and get physical with the younger brunette. Taylor moving very well. Showing excellent feet. As we've seen in plenty of fights prior to this one, there's a LOT to like about Ms. Hill..."
Tess: "Unless you're MAC. THEN you FIRE her."
McCarthy: "She's a TOMATO CAN and she DESERVED to be fired and SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys as we come down the stretch in what's been an excellent first round for the supermodel. Dawson repeatedly frustrated as she tries to get her offense going. Taylor controlling her with the left jab, piling up points and pretty much dominating the round. There's the bell. Hill. Wide. And Taylor's up 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with Dawson finding her way forward. Veteran working past the youngster's defenses and getting to body where she wants to bang. No question from the outset this would be Rosario's strategy, strong and sturdy as she is, and, ladies, if we fight on these terms, I think Dawson has the edge..."
Cassie: "In a war of attrition, I absolutely agree."
O'Dell: "Ladies digging body in a major way now, but, while Taylor's landing some leather of her own, Dawson's getting the better of things, forcing Taylor back, forcing her to cover up. Hill game to fight in there, but the older brunette's mostly having her way and building up a ton of points."
Tess: "Dawson landing some VERY good shots upstairs."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. She's got everything working as we head down the stretch in the second. Taylor trying to tie up now, but Rosario shoving her off and continuing to work the body. Five seconds remaining. Hill ties up again, hangs on, and there's the bell. But, a big round for Rosario."
McCarthy: "And, we're even at 19 as Dawson proves I was right about Hill."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Dawson again crowding Hill as we start the third, working that body. Taylor landing some hard hooks of her own, banging the flanks with leather, making Rosario pay a price for all this offense. We've settled down into the phone booth here, and, again, these are certainly the terms the older brunette wants."
McCarthy: "And, this is just ONE of the reasons I fired Hill. No adjustment. Fighting her opponent's fight."
O'Dell: "Actually holding her own pretty well right now, though. Not getting roughed up and outphysicaled like she did in the second. Dawson willing to trade body shots, though, confident that her sturdier frame can take more punishment. GOOD right hand from Hill backed Rosario up a step, but Dawson right back at her younger rival."
Tess: "This is some brutal stuff in there."
O'Dell: "No question of it. Both fighters digging some hard shot to the body, then landing some short power shots to the head. Nobody hurt, but everybody feeling what's happening, no doubt about that. Ten seconds to go in the round. Ten more seconds to tenderize some meat and there's the bell. Close. Dawson again."
Cassie: "And Rosario leads it 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Same again to start the fourth. Dawson forward, past Hill's glove and into the phone booth where the brunettes begin their body thumping. Hill looking more comfortable on these terms by the minute. Had trouble in the second, held her own in the third, and doing that again now."
Cassie: "Definitely has the power for it. She's been in with some hard-hitting welters."
O'Dell: "And, she's shipping the shell pretty well, though it says here that, over the long haul, this kind of attrition still favors the thicker, sturdier Rosario. And, that's why Dawson's more than willing to play by these rules. And, she's getting plenty of licks in on Taylor's torso, no doubt about that."
McCarthy: "Again. Fighting her opponent's fight. This kid will NEVER be anything."
O'Dell: "Final twenty seconds of the fourth. GOOD right hand by Hill. That backed Rosario up a step. Dawson right back forward, though to tenderize some more meat. It's head on shoulder body-digging stuff as we head for the bell. And, there it is. Another close one, but, this time, Taylor gets the edge."
Tess: "And, we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Right back to close quarters again. Nobody even pretending to try anything else right now. All about thumping away, looking to wear down your opponent. Hill definitely beginning to pink up some, and we haven't even reached the half way point of the fight. But, Hill again giving as good as she gets in there."
Tess: "GOOD left hook from Hill. Dawson may be doing a bit more damage downstairs, but Taylor finding space for some nice, hard shot to the head here and there."
O'Dell: "Is indeed. And, she backs Dawson up with another right hand. Rosario stepping right back to however, and going right back to work on the younger woman's body. Hill again responding in kind and LANDING A LEFT HOOK THAT HURT DAWSON! AND DOWN GOES ROSARIO!"
Cassie: "WHAT A RIGHT HAND!"
O'Dell: "Dawson dropped right to her back by that straight right hand. Hill to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Rosario rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Dawson pushing to all fours at nine but she's out of time! TEN and it's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
McCarthy: "She just got LUCKY! She's still a STIFF!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Taylor Hill, and, Taylor, quite the Front Street debut..."
Taylor (smiling): "Thanks, Tess. Like I said, I knew she'd try to get physical with me. That's what all the girls did at welter, too. But, I also knew it wouldn't work. Just like it didn't up there."
Tess: "You've had a very good 2018. What's the goal in 2019?"
Taylor (smiling): "My immediate goal is to get Wiz to put me on the December card. This year isn't over YET."
"Here's the thing," says Rosario. "I GET that this girl has fought some welters, so she's fought some big girls who can hit. But. There's nobody up there that hits any harder than I do. And, she's about to find that out."
"Oh, I KNOW what Rosario thinks," says Taylor with a shake of the head. "She thinks she's going to bully me in there. Well. She'd better think again."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Out Tonight' by the lovely lady coming down to ringside right now, Rosario Dawson!"
McCarthy: "And, Dawson is officially SLUMMING, because the last time she was here, she fought Weirdo's one REAL fighter, the since-retired Anna Torv. Tonight, she gets this bean pole model I FIRED. A girl who wouldn't last 45 seconds with Palicki."
Tess: "I don't think we need to ask Mac who she's picking in this one..."
O'Dell: "Rosario into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black two-piece and a body that's got the crowd buzzing..."
McCarthy: "Because she's not a BEANPOLE."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Natural' by Imagine Dragons you hear behind us, and here comes the newest member of Front Street, 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
McCarthy: "The only thing she's a 'natural' at is being an overrated BEANPOLE! And, that's a STUPID nickname!"
O'Dell: "Hill bouncing down to the ring, climbs inside and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve, and the crowd appreciating that azure bikini she's wearing..."
McCarthy: "Two words. Bean. Pole."
O'Dell: "Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess favors Taylor. Mac, are you going to surprise us?"
McCarthy: "Mac The Knife ALWAYS surprises, because she's UNpredictable. When everybody else is playing checkers, I'm playing CHINESE checkers!"
Cassie: "Is there a PICK in there somewhere?"
McCarthy: "Dawson took TORV ten. Hill couldn't CUT it at Sceej. That's why I FIRED her! Dawson. Oh. And, shut UP, Scabbo!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Dawson after Hill immediately, wants to close and bang, but Taylor using that loooonnngggg left jab to make that impossible. Younger brunette getting that left home, stopping Dawson, leaving her hanging on the outside, where Hill can follow on with right hands..."
Cassie: "And, that's EXACTLY what Taylor's doing. This girl has more than range. She's got power and very quick hands."
O'Dell: "Hill picking off Dawson again and again with that left hand. Rosario being frustrated as she attempts to close and get physical with the younger brunette. Taylor moving very well. Showing excellent feet. As we've seen in plenty of fights prior to this one, there's a LOT to like about Ms. Hill..."
Tess: "Unless you're MAC. THEN you FIRE her."
McCarthy: "She's a TOMATO CAN and she DESERVED to be fired and SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys as we come down the stretch in what's been an excellent first round for the supermodel. Dawson repeatedly frustrated as she tries to get her offense going. Taylor controlling her with the left jab, piling up points and pretty much dominating the round. There's the bell. Hill. Wide. And Taylor's up 10-9."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with Dawson finding her way forward. Veteran working past the youngster's defenses and getting to body where she wants to bang. No question from the outset this would be Rosario's strategy, strong and sturdy as she is, and, ladies, if we fight on these terms, I think Dawson has the edge..."
Cassie: "In a war of attrition, I absolutely agree."
O'Dell: "Ladies digging body in a major way now, but, while Taylor's landing some leather of her own, Dawson's getting the better of things, forcing Taylor back, forcing her to cover up. Hill game to fight in there, but the older brunette's mostly having her way and building up a ton of points."
Tess: "Dawson landing some VERY good shots upstairs."
O'Dell: "No doubt about it. She's got everything working as we head down the stretch in the second. Taylor trying to tie up now, but Rosario shoving her off and continuing to work the body. Five seconds remaining. Hill ties up again, hangs on, and there's the bell. But, a big round for Rosario."
McCarthy: "And, we're even at 19 as Dawson proves I was right about Hill."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Dawson again crowding Hill as we start the third, working that body. Taylor landing some hard hooks of her own, banging the flanks with leather, making Rosario pay a price for all this offense. We've settled down into the phone booth here, and, again, these are certainly the terms the older brunette wants."
McCarthy: "And, this is just ONE of the reasons I fired Hill. No adjustment. Fighting her opponent's fight."
O'Dell: "Actually holding her own pretty well right now, though. Not getting roughed up and outphysicaled like she did in the second. Dawson willing to trade body shots, though, confident that her sturdier frame can take more punishment. GOOD right hand from Hill backed Rosario up a step, but Dawson right back at her younger rival."
Tess: "This is some brutal stuff in there."
O'Dell: "No question of it. Both fighters digging some hard shot to the body, then landing some short power shots to the head. Nobody hurt, but everybody feeling what's happening, no doubt about that. Ten seconds to go in the round. Ten more seconds to tenderize some meat and there's the bell. Close. Dawson again."
Cassie: "And Rosario leads it 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Same again to start the fourth. Dawson forward, past Hill's glove and into the phone booth where the brunettes begin their body thumping. Hill looking more comfortable on these terms by the minute. Had trouble in the second, held her own in the third, and doing that again now."
Cassie: "Definitely has the power for it. She's been in with some hard-hitting welters."
O'Dell: "And, she's shipping the shell pretty well, though it says here that, over the long haul, this kind of attrition still favors the thicker, sturdier Rosario. And, that's why Dawson's more than willing to play by these rules. And, she's getting plenty of licks in on Taylor's torso, no doubt about that."
McCarthy: "Again. Fighting her opponent's fight. This kid will NEVER be anything."
O'Dell: "Final twenty seconds of the fourth. GOOD right hand by Hill. That backed Rosario up a step. Dawson right back forward, though to tenderize some more meat. It's head on shoulder body-digging stuff as we head for the bell. And, there it is. Another close one, but, this time, Taylor gets the edge."
Tess: "And, we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Right back to close quarters again. Nobody even pretending to try anything else right now. All about thumping away, looking to wear down your opponent. Hill definitely beginning to pink up some, and we haven't even reached the half way point of the fight. But, Hill again giving as good as she gets in there."
Tess: "GOOD left hook from Hill. Dawson may be doing a bit more damage downstairs, but Taylor finding space for some nice, hard shot to the head here and there."
O'Dell: "Is indeed. And, she backs Dawson up with another right hand. Rosario stepping right back to however, and going right back to work on the younger woman's body. Hill again responding in kind and LANDING A LEFT HOOK THAT HURT DAWSON! AND DOWN GOES ROSARIO!"
Cassie: "WHAT A RIGHT HAND!"
O'Dell: "Dawson dropped right to her back by that straight right hand. Hill to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Rosario rolling to her belly at six. Seven. Eight. Dawson pushing to all fours at nine but she's out of time! TEN and it's OVER! And your winner by KO5 is 'The Face', Taylor Hill!"
McCarthy: "She just got LUCKY! She's still a STIFF!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Taylor Hill, and, Taylor, quite the Front Street debut..."
Taylor (smiling): "Thanks, Tess. Like I said, I knew she'd try to get physical with me. That's what all the girls did at welter, too. But, I also knew it wouldn't work. Just like it didn't up there."
Tess: "You've had a very good 2018. What's the goal in 2019?"
Taylor (smiling): "My immediate goal is to get Wiz to put me on the December card. This year isn't over YET."