Post by Boxing World Online on Oct 31, 2018 20:55:57 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap October with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start in the division where I rule, flyweight, where we're going to see the Asylum return of Anna Paquin against Jennette McCurdy, and, for the second-consecutive Hallowe'en, an appearance by Brittany Snow, this time against Jane Levy!"
Tess: "But, it's not just flyweights tonight. We've got some bigger girls, too, starting with a battle between a pair of lioghtweight/welterweights, as Katharine McPhee comes to town to battle Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "And, we've actually got a REAL fighter in the house tonight, because former lightweight champion Ali Larter will be here to fight that arrogant Serinda Swan!"
Tess: "And, we've got a pair of bantamweight battles as well, as one of Mac's FAVORITE fighters, Kate Beckinsale, makes her Asylum debut..."
McCarthy: "She is absolutely INSUFFERABLE!"
Tess: "Against Front Street's Kat Dennings..."
McCarthy: "That overrated Campbell Clone!"
Cassie: "And, Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club will be in evidence as always tonight, this time in the person of Tracy Spiridakos, who'll battle Front Street's newest sensation, Lili Reinhart!"
O'Dell: "This place is all decked out for the holiday, with spooky decorations everywhere and lots of folks in costume tonight. Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VI: Hallowe'en At The Asylum!'"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start in the division where I rule, flyweight, where we're going to see the Asylum return of Anna Paquin against Jennette McCurdy, and, for the second-consecutive Hallowe'en, an appearance by Brittany Snow, this time against Jane Levy!"
Tess: "But, it's not just flyweights tonight. We've got some bigger girls, too, starting with a battle between a pair of lioghtweight/welterweights, as Katharine McPhee comes to town to battle Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "And, we've actually got a REAL fighter in the house tonight, because former lightweight champion Ali Larter will be here to fight that arrogant Serinda Swan!"
Tess: "And, we've got a pair of bantamweight battles as well, as one of Mac's FAVORITE fighters, Kate Beckinsale, makes her Asylum debut..."
McCarthy: "She is absolutely INSUFFERABLE!"
Tess: "Against Front Street's Kat Dennings..."
McCarthy: "That overrated Campbell Clone!"
Cassie: "And, Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club will be in evidence as always tonight, this time in the person of Tracy Spiridakos, who'll battle Front Street's newest sensation, Lili Reinhart!"
O'Dell: "This place is all decked out for the holiday, with spooky decorations everywhere and lots of folks in costume tonight. Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Witches, Pumpkinheads, and Black Cats VI: Hallowe'en At The Asylum!'"