Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Sept 30, 2018 20:47:39 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"You know," says Carrie with a smile, "People talk about how hard it is to come to Asylum and win. Well. It hasn't been that hard for ME. And it won't be that hard tonight."
"I'm glad," says Kristen with the hint of a smile of her own, "That she thinks this is going to be easy. It's going to be a lot of fun destroying her illusions while I destroy HER."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Good Girl', and coming down to the ring is the good girl herself, the singer of that tune, the lovely Carrie Underwood!"
McCarthy: "And, Underwood is RIGHT about Asylum not being that hard for her. She beat Seyfried here and she was ROBBED in a decision, just like I was, or she'd have beaten Meester here as well!"
O'Dell: "Carrie wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal a hunter green number that looks plenty good to this capacity crowd. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by the Fab Four you hear booming through the arena, and here comes the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "It's well known that Stewart and I don't get along, but, few people would disagree with me when I say that she's got more competition for the top spot in the Front Street flyweight division than at any time since she signed here."
Cassie: "There's no doubt about that. None at all."
O'Dell: "Kristen into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Dueling green bikinis tonight, though Kristen's is of the lime green variety. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes K-Stew. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Underwood isn't great or anything, but she's a REAL fighter and she'll BEAT this Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the evening. Let's see who's right. Stewart right to the jab early. No surprise there. She's got reach on Underwood and Kristen prefers to box at range. Carrie wants to work to middle distances, get off there. For the moment, not happening, Kristen keeping her at bay with the jab."
Cassie: "Hard to get past K-Stew's defenses, because she's so accurate."
O'Dell: "Underwood manages it, slips inside, works a little body and DROPS STEWART WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Carrie leveraged the younger woman with a shoulder, got her off balance, and landed a right hook that sent Kristen to a sitting position! Underwood to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Stewart to her feet at six. Referee gives her the mandatory and here comes Carrie..."
McCarthy: "Underwood needs to finish NOW."
O'Dell: "And, that's the plan. She's letting the hands go. Stewart gives ground into the ropes, keeps the hands up. Jabbing back in spots. Underwood winging away, throwing bombs. Stewart playing good defense as we go into the final seconds. Good right hook from Carrie and there's the bell. Big round, Underwood."
Tess: "Up 10-8. Hard to start any better this side of a stoppage."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with Carrie on the offensive. Stewart seems to have the legs back, though. She's giving some ground, jabbing, boxing with, making it hard for Underwood to get physical. Underwood very aggressive, though. She wants a fast pace, take the fight to Kristen."
Cassie: "Got to. Because, if she gets into boxing, she's not going to beat K-Stew."
O'Dell: "Good two way stuff at the moment. Stewart still giving ground, but she's scoring at range. Underwood doing well when she can get to those middle distances. Carrie closing on occasion, wanting to bang, but Kristen now banging back, making the blonde pay a price in there."
McCarthy: "That's what you've got to do. Can't let a girl bully you."
O'Dell: "Heading down the stretch in what's been a close round. Underwood lands a nice combination. Stewart gives some ground, turns with, jabbing, trying to establish distance. Ten seconds to go. Nice one-two from Kristen and there's the bell. Close round, but I think Carrie gets the points."
Tess: "And, Underwood's got a nice lead and 20-17."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with the pattern set. Stewart wants range, Underwood wants to fight middle in. Going to come down to who can enforce terms. Right now, Stewart doing that. She's getting the range she wants, putting punches together, keeping Underwood at bay. Carrie now angling forward to land a combination."
Tess: "Underwood staying aggressive here Jenny."
O'Dell: "Clearly the fight plan for Underwood. Not sure if, at 35, she can keep this up for ten rounds, though. Then again, land another punch like she did in the first, and it might not make it to ten rounds. Stewart using that drop step now, creating a little space with it, landing another combination."
Cassie: "Stewart getting into rhythm now."
O'Dell: "She is, but Carrie continuing to pressure. Very determined here. Willing to take a shot to get in position to give a shot, and that's the way she has to play this thing. Five seconds remaining in a competitive third round. One final exchange and there's the bell. Close again, this time to K-Stew."
McCarthy: "Stewart cuts the lead to 39-37."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "After that big first round, we've settled into a competitive fight. All about terms once again in the fourth. Stewart trying to keep distance, use that jab, Underwood resolute. She's going to work forward, get middle in and get aggressive when she gets there. Carrie a nice combination that forced Kristen to cover up."
McCarthy: "Give Underwood credit. Knew she was going to have to take some leather in this one, and she's willing."
O'Dell: "And, she's giving as good as she gets so far. Midway through the fourth and another competitive round. Underwood inside to work some body. Stewart hammering back and we're seeing some spirited trading right now. Ladies fall into a clinch and the referee going to break them apart."
Tess: "What we've seen is, Stewart with the advantage at range, Underwood in the middle, pretty even inside."
O'Dell: "That's the way it looks as we head down the stretch. Carrie angling, landing a nice combination, forcing Stewart to give ground. Kristen trying to set the feet, jab for distance. Ten seconds to go. Underwood another combination that backs up Kristen and there's the bell. Carrie's round."
Cassie: "And, Carrie's back up by three, 49-46."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Rolling toward the half way point in this one, and it remains a fight to impose terms. Underwood working hard to get inside Stewart's defenses as K-Stew works just as hard to keep Carrie at range. Stewart doubling and tripling the jab now in an effort to do that, and it's paying some dividends..."
Cassie: "Certainly is. She's holding Underwood with the left now."
O'Dell: "And, in doing so, she's setting her up for hard right hands. Kristen getting her box on all of a sudden, getting rolling for the first time in the contest. Carrie actually getting backed up now, as Stewart makes with some hard right hands. Those are some of the best punches Kristen's landed tonight."
Tess: "Carrie staying after her, though. Underwood not going defensive. Still trying to work forward."
O'Dell: "That she is, but she's not having much success in this frame. Instead, for the first time all night, Kristen is taking control. There's another sharp combination by the Front Streeter. Five seconds to go in the round. Good right hand from K-Stew and there's the bell. Stewart. Wide."
McCarthy: "But, Underwood still up 48-46 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Little adjustment by Carrie as we start the sixth. She's keeping the hands high, looking to pick off those jabs as she works in. Stewart still landing some, but Underwood now able to work past to middle distances, where she's getting off some nice combinations. Stewart responds by stepping to and banging."
Tess: "Not something we usually see from K-Stew."
O'Dell: "It is not, but, again, she's been fighting Carrie on even terms in close, so she's not showing any trepidation about being in the phone booth. Underwood digging some body and Stewart fires right back. Some heavy leather being exchanged there. Ladies fall into a clinch and the referee breaks them."
McCarthy: "Underwood right back forward, she wants to close now."
O'Dell: "And, maybe she's remembering the big punch in that first round. Blonde banging away in close and Stewart firing back in kind. Lots of body being thumped right now, tons of meat being tenderized. Ten seconds to go. Good right hand from Kristen got Carrie's attention and there's the bell. Close. Stewart."
Cassie: "And, it's a one-point match. 57-56, Carrie."
ROUND SEVEN:
O'Dell: "We're right back inside to start the seventh. Ladies seemingly compromising on terms, and settling down in the phone booth. Both thumping body, going back to the head, then right back to the body. GOOD right hand by Stewart there, and that got Underwood's attention..."
Cassie: "Backed Carrie up a step, but she's right back in there."
O'Dell: "And, she's banging away to head and body. Stewart responding in kind, and nobody's going to do any backing down at the moment. Underwood a SOLID left hook and STEWART A RIGHT UPPERCUT! Carrie stumbling and GOING DOWN AFTER A BOOMING RIGHT HAND!"
Tess: "You might want to go ahead and sing, BFF..."
O'Dell: "Carrie down on her back as Stewart heads to a neutral corner. That straight right caught the blonde flush and she is not moving at all as the count reaches three. Four. Five. Six. I think this is going to be academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER, and your winner by KO7 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and K-Stew, it got physical in there."
Kristen (shaking her head): "You know, these girls all still think they're going to play Hayek, get in my grill and bully me. Only, that doesn't work anymore. Hasn't worked for a long time, actually."
Cassie: "She caught you a good one early, though..."
Kristen (nodding): "Oh, she can hit, no doubt about that. She's a good fighter. She just wasn't going to stand and trade with me and stay on her feet for ten rounds. Not happening."
"You know," says Carrie with a smile, "People talk about how hard it is to come to Asylum and win. Well. It hasn't been that hard for ME. And it won't be that hard tonight."
"I'm glad," says Kristen with the hint of a smile of her own, "That she thinks this is going to be easy. It's going to be a lot of fun destroying her illusions while I destroy HER."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Good Girl', and coming down to the ring is the good girl herself, the singer of that tune, the lovely Carrie Underwood!"
McCarthy: "And, Underwood is RIGHT about Asylum not being that hard for her. She beat Seyfried here and she was ROBBED in a decision, just like I was, or she'd have beaten Meester here as well!"
O'Dell: "Carrie wasting no time getting into the ring. She's helped off with the robe to reveal a hunter green number that looks plenty good to this capacity crowd. And, that's 'Helter Skelter' by the Fab Four you hear booming through the arena, and here comes the FCBA's biggest Beatles fan, 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "It's well known that Stewart and I don't get along, but, few people would disagree with me when I say that she's got more competition for the top spot in the Front Street flyweight division than at any time since she signed here."
Cassie: "There's no doubt about that. None at all."
O'Dell: "Kristen into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Dueling green bikinis tonight, though Kristen's is of the lime green variety. Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes K-Stew. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Underwood isn't great or anything, but she's a REAL fighter and she'll BEAT this Dancing Hooker!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the evening. Let's see who's right. Stewart right to the jab early. No surprise there. She's got reach on Underwood and Kristen prefers to box at range. Carrie wants to work to middle distances, get off there. For the moment, not happening, Kristen keeping her at bay with the jab."
Cassie: "Hard to get past K-Stew's defenses, because she's so accurate."
O'Dell: "Underwood manages it, slips inside, works a little body and DROPS STEWART WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Carrie leveraged the younger woman with a shoulder, got her off balance, and landed a right hook that sent Kristen to a sitting position! Underwood to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Stewart to her feet at six. Referee gives her the mandatory and here comes Carrie..."
McCarthy: "Underwood needs to finish NOW."
O'Dell: "And, that's the plan. She's letting the hands go. Stewart gives ground into the ropes, keeps the hands up. Jabbing back in spots. Underwood winging away, throwing bombs. Stewart playing good defense as we go into the final seconds. Good right hook from Carrie and there's the bell. Big round, Underwood."
Tess: "Up 10-8. Hard to start any better this side of a stoppage."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins with Carrie on the offensive. Stewart seems to have the legs back, though. She's giving some ground, jabbing, boxing with, making it hard for Underwood to get physical. Underwood very aggressive, though. She wants a fast pace, take the fight to Kristen."
Cassie: "Got to. Because, if she gets into boxing, she's not going to beat K-Stew."
O'Dell: "Good two way stuff at the moment. Stewart still giving ground, but she's scoring at range. Underwood doing well when she can get to those middle distances. Carrie closing on occasion, wanting to bang, but Kristen now banging back, making the blonde pay a price in there."
McCarthy: "That's what you've got to do. Can't let a girl bully you."
O'Dell: "Heading down the stretch in what's been a close round. Underwood lands a nice combination. Stewart gives some ground, turns with, jabbing, trying to establish distance. Ten seconds to go. Nice one-two from Kristen and there's the bell. Close round, but I think Carrie gets the points."
Tess: "And, Underwood's got a nice lead and 20-17."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with the pattern set. Stewart wants range, Underwood wants to fight middle in. Going to come down to who can enforce terms. Right now, Stewart doing that. She's getting the range she wants, putting punches together, keeping Underwood at bay. Carrie now angling forward to land a combination."
Tess: "Underwood staying aggressive here Jenny."
O'Dell: "Clearly the fight plan for Underwood. Not sure if, at 35, she can keep this up for ten rounds, though. Then again, land another punch like she did in the first, and it might not make it to ten rounds. Stewart using that drop step now, creating a little space with it, landing another combination."
Cassie: "Stewart getting into rhythm now."
O'Dell: "She is, but Carrie continuing to pressure. Very determined here. Willing to take a shot to get in position to give a shot, and that's the way she has to play this thing. Five seconds remaining in a competitive third round. One final exchange and there's the bell. Close again, this time to K-Stew."
McCarthy: "Stewart cuts the lead to 39-37."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "After that big first round, we've settled into a competitive fight. All about terms once again in the fourth. Stewart trying to keep distance, use that jab, Underwood resolute. She's going to work forward, get middle in and get aggressive when she gets there. Carrie a nice combination that forced Kristen to cover up."
McCarthy: "Give Underwood credit. Knew she was going to have to take some leather in this one, and she's willing."
O'Dell: "And, she's giving as good as she gets so far. Midway through the fourth and another competitive round. Underwood inside to work some body. Stewart hammering back and we're seeing some spirited trading right now. Ladies fall into a clinch and the referee going to break them apart."
Tess: "What we've seen is, Stewart with the advantage at range, Underwood in the middle, pretty even inside."
O'Dell: "That's the way it looks as we head down the stretch. Carrie angling, landing a nice combination, forcing Stewart to give ground. Kristen trying to set the feet, jab for distance. Ten seconds to go. Underwood another combination that backs up Kristen and there's the bell. Carrie's round."
Cassie: "And, Carrie's back up by three, 49-46."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Rolling toward the half way point in this one, and it remains a fight to impose terms. Underwood working hard to get inside Stewart's defenses as K-Stew works just as hard to keep Carrie at range. Stewart doubling and tripling the jab now in an effort to do that, and it's paying some dividends..."
Cassie: "Certainly is. She's holding Underwood with the left now."
O'Dell: "And, in doing so, she's setting her up for hard right hands. Kristen getting her box on all of a sudden, getting rolling for the first time in the contest. Carrie actually getting backed up now, as Stewart makes with some hard right hands. Those are some of the best punches Kristen's landed tonight."
Tess: "Carrie staying after her, though. Underwood not going defensive. Still trying to work forward."
O'Dell: "That she is, but she's not having much success in this frame. Instead, for the first time all night, Kristen is taking control. There's another sharp combination by the Front Streeter. Five seconds to go in the round. Good right hand from K-Stew and there's the bell. Stewart. Wide."
McCarthy: "But, Underwood still up 48-46 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Little adjustment by Carrie as we start the sixth. She's keeping the hands high, looking to pick off those jabs as she works in. Stewart still landing some, but Underwood now able to work past to middle distances, where she's getting off some nice combinations. Stewart responds by stepping to and banging."
Tess: "Not something we usually see from K-Stew."
O'Dell: "It is not, but, again, she's been fighting Carrie on even terms in close, so she's not showing any trepidation about being in the phone booth. Underwood digging some body and Stewart fires right back. Some heavy leather being exchanged there. Ladies fall into a clinch and the referee breaks them."
McCarthy: "Underwood right back forward, she wants to close now."
O'Dell: "And, maybe she's remembering the big punch in that first round. Blonde banging away in close and Stewart firing back in kind. Lots of body being thumped right now, tons of meat being tenderized. Ten seconds to go. Good right hand from Kristen got Carrie's attention and there's the bell. Close. Stewart."
Cassie: "And, it's a one-point match. 57-56, Carrie."
ROUND SEVEN:
O'Dell: "We're right back inside to start the seventh. Ladies seemingly compromising on terms, and settling down in the phone booth. Both thumping body, going back to the head, then right back to the body. GOOD right hand by Stewart there, and that got Underwood's attention..."
Cassie: "Backed Carrie up a step, but she's right back in there."
O'Dell: "And, she's banging away to head and body. Stewart responding in kind, and nobody's going to do any backing down at the moment. Underwood a SOLID left hook and STEWART A RIGHT UPPERCUT! Carrie stumbling and GOING DOWN AFTER A BOOMING RIGHT HAND!"
Tess: "You might want to go ahead and sing, BFF..."
O'Dell: "Carrie down on her back as Stewart heads to a neutral corner. That straight right caught the blonde flush and she is not moving at all as the count reaches three. Four. Five. Six. I think this is going to be academic. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER, and your winner by KO7 is 'The Five-Tool Player', Kristen Stewart!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Cassie Scerbo!"
Cassie: "I have our winner, Kristen Stewart, and K-Stew, it got physical in there."
Kristen (shaking her head): "You know, these girls all still think they're going to play Hayek, get in my grill and bully me. Only, that doesn't work anymore. Hasn't worked for a long time, actually."
Cassie: "She caught you a good one early, though..."
Kristen (nodding): "Oh, she can hit, no doubt about that. She's a good fighter. She just wasn't going to stand and trade with me and stay on her feet for ten rounds. Not happening."
