Dua Lipa versus Alexis Ren

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy. That's all I have to say. This b*tch thinks she can just show up out of nowhere and challenge me? ME? I just beat Kendall f-ing Jenner. Who has she beaten? A bunch of british nobodies. I'm gonna enjoy myself with Dua tonight, watch the little lightweight championship and wait for my chance to take the title away from whoever wins it" Alexis says with confidence.

"Nobodies? This girl obviously doens't know a single thing about the BBU. If I recall correctly, last time she went there, she got her little ass kicked by one of those nobodies" Dua replies.

"My ass kicked? It's called luck, b*tch! Maybe you've heard of it. And tonight you'll have none!" Ren shouts as she approaches the british singer.

"Bring it, b*tch!" Dua replies.

ROUND 1

Out come both fighters with their guards high, meeting in the centre of the ring. Alexis is as energetic as always but is looking to test her opponent's skills. Dua throws a few punches, but nothing impressive. Ren seems to be getting the upperhand and lands a few remarkable punches on the face of the singer. Things don't go so well for the girl making her FCBA debut on her first round, which Alexis wins widely.

ROUND 2

"I don't need luck" Dua thinks to herself as she jumps out of her corner to meet the blonde model yet again in the middle of the ring. They throw some good punches, Alexis is smiling, as if she was merely playing with the singer, but that's a mistake she shouldn't make again. Dua recently had a title shot at the FCBA, she can't be taken lightly. After a powerful strike to the eye, Lipa starts getting the upperhand, pushing her foe into the ropes and then muscling her into a corner, where she's barely able to defend herself. Lipa just got even.

ROUND 3

Both are pretty much the same height. Alexis is a bit tighter, more toned; but Dua's a bit more muscular. They're evenly matched as they stand in front of each other, launching their fists at each other, dodging, defending and ducking almost as much as they're attacking. Lipa lands a hook to the nose and follows it with an uppercut to the nose. Ren holds her nose. Bad choice. Dua goes for the stomach as she sees a window of opportunity. Ren tries to defend but a three punch combo followed by a cross to the face is too much for her. She's knocked down to the floor after just to minutes!

Lipa raises her fists. 1... 2... 3... this could be over. She smiles, does a little dance. 4... 5... 6... Ren is up. They go right back to fighting and it doesn't take long for the round to end. Dua has just taken over. Ren looks mad (which means angry, not insane; or well, maybe both).

ROUND 4 - ROUND 5

The following rounds see the two beautiful celebrities go at each other with everything they have. Alexis manages to win the fourth round closely working on Lipa's toned tummy, but the british singer also wins one of her own throwing Ren against the ropes. The end of the fifth round sees Ren with a bloody nose and yelling at her opponent wildly.

ROUND 6

Ren is going for the kill. Some impressive footwork is shown by her parat this round. It's no surprise she's recently been able to score wins against girls like Jenner and Ren. Quick and solid jabs are thrown at the british singer, who's barely able to defend herself. Dua's olverwhelmed by Alexis' speed this round. The first round goes by in no time. Ren is dominating the round, playing with Lima. She's laughing, hitting her everywhere. Alexis corners her opponent and takes the rest of the second minute to work on her body. Dua can't take it any longer. She puts up her hands but is no longer defending. This is over. Ren backs down and raises her fists sexily as Dua drops to the floor. Ten seconds fly by. It's really over.

Official Decision: Alexis Ren defeats Dua Lipa KO6!

"I'M UNBEATABLE" shouts Ren. "You heard that? UNBEATABLE!".

"She's not" Dua says, still sore after the fight. "But I'm not either. I guess I underestimated her. But next time, I won't go down so easy".