Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Sept 30, 2016 21:30:59 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz and the FCBA's Unified Flyweight Champion, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have a great card to wrap up the month of September..."
Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll see action in all three divisions. Two of those bouts will be at lightweight, where we'll see Top Ten light Gemma Arterton battle blonde beauty Amber Heard, and one of my personal favorites, Daniela Ruah, climbing into the ring against another leggy blonde, Jennifer Finnigan."
Cassie: "And, in the division where I RULE, flyweight, one of Front Street's hot prospects, Jane Levy, will be in the ring against Ksenia Solo, who represents one of our guest stables tonight, IFFI!"
McCarthy: "And, IFFI remains my second-favorite FCBA stable, after Sceej, because they regularly come in here and whip Weirdo and his Dancin Hookers! And, one of the girls who's going to do that tonight is bantamweight Jennifer Morrison, who's already beaten that FRAUD Pink once, and will do it again!"
Tess: "It's a big fight for Pinkness, who'll be trying to avoid a two-fight losing streak. And, that's not the only bantam action of the night, because Kat Dennings is here and she'll be fighting Alexis Bledel."
Cassie: "And, of course, the OTHER guest stable tonight is Philadelphia's OTHER home team, Bazz, in the form of Big Red, Angie Everhart, who'll fight another of Wiz's hot prospects, welterweight beauty Antje Utgaard!"
O'Dell: "As I said, it's going to be a good one, six fights, four weight classes, and two guest stables, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'An IFFI Return At The Asylum'!"
Tess: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll see action in all three divisions. Two of those bouts will be at lightweight, where we'll see Top Ten light Gemma Arterton battle blonde beauty Amber Heard, and one of my personal favorites, Daniela Ruah, climbing into the ring against another leggy blonde, Jennifer Finnigan."
Cassie: "And, in the division where I RULE, flyweight, one of Front Street's hot prospects, Jane Levy, will be in the ring against Ksenia Solo, who represents one of our guest stables tonight, IFFI!"
McCarthy: "And, IFFI remains my second-favorite FCBA stable, after Sceej, because they regularly come in here and whip Weirdo and his Dancin Hookers! And, one of the girls who's going to do that tonight is bantamweight Jennifer Morrison, who's already beaten that FRAUD Pink once, and will do it again!"
Tess: "It's a big fight for Pinkness, who'll be trying to avoid a two-fight losing streak. And, that's not the only bantam action of the night, because Kat Dennings is here and she'll be fighting Alexis Bledel."
Cassie: "And, of course, the OTHER guest stable tonight is Philadelphia's OTHER home team, Bazz, in the form of Big Red, Angie Everhart, who'll fight another of Wiz's hot prospects, welterweight beauty Antje Utgaard!"
O'Dell: "As I said, it's going to be a good one, six fights, four weight classes, and two guest stables, so get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'An IFFI Return At The Asylum'!"