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Post by Boxing World Online on Aug 31, 2018 22:57:05 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with, by virtue of some 'consideration' to Stephanie McMahon, Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap August with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start in the division where I rule, flyweight, where we're going to see the Asylum return of Kate Mara against fellow redhead Jane Levy!"
McCarthy: "Speaking of ruling divisions, no one had an ironer fist than I did during my career at bantam, and, tonight, we'll see Madelaine Petsch make her FCBA debut against one of Weirdo's poor excuses for a bantam, Lili Reinhart."
Tess: "And, we've got a pair of welterweight fights tonight, as Laura Prepon comes to town for a bout against Charlotte McKinney, and Deborah Ann Woll returns to Asylum for a bout with Katy Perry!"
McCarthy: "And, we've got one lightweight bout tonight, with Sarah Rafferty back in town to battle a Dancing Hooker, Serinda Swan."
Cassie: "And, of course, Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club will be in evidence with a catchweight bout featuring Angie Everhart against Gemma Arterton!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Red Hot Summer At The Asylum!'"
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