Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Aug 31, 2018 22:52:49 GMT -6
BEFORE:
Yeah," says Laura with a smile, "She's this year's model, I guess. Just the latest busty blonde bimbo to get a big push at welter because of the contents of her bra. Yeah. I'm talking about YOU, Upton. I've wanted a chance to deal with girls like these for a long time. And, I can't WAIT to get in the ring with her."
"Well," says Charlotte with a smile, "There's one thing we agree on. Because, I can't wait to get into the ring with HER, either."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Been Caught Stealing' by Jane's Addiction, and that can only mean that the lovely Laura Prepon is headed to the ring."
McCarthy: "And, don't start your nonsense about her hair colors, Scabbo. She's a redhead tonight, and that's all anyone cares about!"
Cassie: "You know, they MAKE red PUDDING..."
McCarthy: "Are you THREATENING me, you little..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac, and let's keep our eyes on the ring, where Laura climbs in to be helped off with the robe to reveal a deep blue bikini and a body that's clearly been trained very, very hard for this one...
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
McCarthy: "That song is STUPIDER than Scabbo and her pudding!"
O'Dell: "That would be 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and that can only mean that "Agent 00DDD' herself, Charlotte McKinney, is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Here's the part where Mac calls the nickname stupid..."
McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Charlotte climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that admiral blue two piece that gets the crowd going as usual. And, it's about time for some picks. Tess likes Charlotte. Mac?"
McCarthy: "McKinney's body is overrated. And, Prepon HAS FCBA wins. Laura!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Prepon wants to set up at range here, and that's probably a good idea. She's got a little reach on Charlotte, and boxing with might be a better plan than slugging with a puncher like McKinney. Charlotte, for her part, willing to play this game for the moment."
Cassie: "Charlotte's not just a slugger. She's becoming a complete fighter, and that's what you have to be at Front Street...if you want to hang around, anyway."
O'Dell: "Prepon using the long left jab effectively. McKinney angling, keeping the hands up, getting to her spots and getting off in combination. Definitely some recon going on at the moment, ladies, as the two fighters showing caution, probing defenses, looking to see where the openings are."
Tess: "Still plenty of action going on, though."
O'Dell: "No question about that. Both fighters busy as we head into the final seconds of the first. Charlotte a nice one-two and Laura fires back with a combination of her own. Five seconds to go. One more exchange and there's the bell. Close first round, but McKinney's going to get the points."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "McKinney showing some more aggression in the second stanza. She's stepping to, looking to take the fight to Prepon. Laura giving some ground, moving well. Prepon still showing that limber athleticism she's always had, but Charlotte's forcing her onto the defensive with hard, sharp leather."
Cassie: "This is one of the reasons Uncle Wiz loves McKinney. That power. It's what you need to be a champion at this weight."
McCarthy: "The sun may burn out before Weirdo has a champion at welter!"
O'Dell: "Charlotte backs up Laura with a nice combination. Prepon covering up, being backed into the ropes now, and this is NOT where she wants to be against Charlotte. McKinney letting the hands go, hammering away. Laura not hurt, but she's taking an awful lot of accurate fire right now."
Tess: "She's tying up, slipping off the ropes. Good plan, because, as you pointed out, staying there will likely not end well for her."
O'Dell: "Instead, Prepon back into the middle of the ring, looking to work that jab. Charlotte working past, banging some body now. Laura tying up. Charlotte shoves her off, works the midsection, then lands a HARD shot to the head. Prepon tying up again and will hang on to the bell. McKinney. Wide."
Tess: "And Charlotte is up 20-18 after two."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Charlotte aggressive again but getting stopped COLD by Laura! Prepon getting that jab on and following with hard right hands and she's got the blonde in retreat. And, all of a sudden, this thing has turned on a dime, because it's the redhead coming forward and the blonde taking fire..."
McCarthy: "All about that jab for Laura. She's stopping McKinney with it, holding her for the right hand."
O'Dell: "And, it's definitely changed the complexion of the proceedings, at least for the moment. Charlotte on the defensive, and Laura's keeping her there with steady, accurate fire. McKinney able to get off here and there, but, mostly, she's covering up and giving ground and that's not the busty blonde's game..."
Tess: "It absolutely is NOT, and that's why Laura's getting the better of things."
O'Dell: "And, she's doing that in a BIG way at the moment. Prepon a BIG combination that backed up Charlotte. Blonde not hurt, but definitely taking punishment right now. Ten seconds to go in what's been a big round for the redhead. ANOTHER solid flurry from Laura and there's the bell. Prepon wide in the third."
Cassie: "And, McKinney's lead is down to 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth underway and Prepon still rolling. Big redhead has something going right now, and Charlotte McKinney has absolutely no answers. She's taking jab after jab to the face, being stopped and held for hard rights from the redhead, and Laura taking full advantage of those opportunities."
McCarthy: "This is why I picked Prepon. She's a decent fighter, not a tomato can!"
O'Dell: "She's certainly looking plenty good right now. SOLID right from Laura backs the blonde up. Charlotte again covering up as Laura gets off with both hands. Redhead definitely feeling it right now, ladies. Everything is working for her and she's making Charlotte pay a heavy price at the moment."
Cassie: "And, at this weight, you can't play that kind of a price for long."
O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the round, and Prepon getting more dominant as we go. Redhead just DICTATING to the blonde right now. Ten seconds to go. ANOTHER hard, accurate flurry from Laura that snaps back Charlotte's head and there's the bell. All Prepon in the fourth."
Tess: "And we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Laura at range working that jab again. Charlotte now with the hands up and the chin tucked, looking to work past and bang. She's picking off some of those jabs now, able to get some things done now that she isn't getting stopped by constant leather in her face."
Tess: "And, when she gets inside she's getting to WORK on the body. Laura not allowing much of that, though."
O'Dell: "She is not. Prepon using the long arms to tie Charlotte up, force breaks. But, McKinney finding openings in the defenses now, able to penetrate and work inside, bring some of that power to bear. Prepon tying up again. Charlotte levering with the shoulder, thumping to the midsection."
Cassie: "Laura scoring inside, too. Working some body of her own."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. These may not be the terms she wants, but she's holding her own on them. It's a competitive round as we roll down the stretch. GOOD right uppercut by McKinney got Laura's attention. Redhead ties up. Referee breaks the ladies apart and there's the bell. Close round, but McKinney."
McCarthy: "And, the bimbo leads 48-47 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Second half starts with McKinney working forward with the gloves up and the chin tucked, slipping past Prepon's defenses to work the body. Charlotte getting off LUSTY in there, mauling the midsection and ravaging the ribs. Laura tying up. Holding on. Forcing a break. Prepon back to that jab..."
Cassie: "But, McKinney's found the antidote to that. She's getting the geometry she wants now."
O'Dell: "Definitely is and it's made a difference. Again, Laura holding her own inside, but she's no longer controlling or dictating as she did in rounds three and four. Instead, it's two-way stuff on Charlotte's terms, which is most certainly NOT what Laura wants to be doing at the mom...DOWN GOES PREPON!"
Tess: "That's that right uppie and it landed ON THE BUTTON!"
O'Dell: "Most certainly did and Laura splashed to her back as a result, and that's where she remains as Charlotte heads to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Prepon rolling to her left side at seven. To her belly at eight. Pushing up to hands and knees at nine, but, it's too late. TEN! It's over! And your winner by KO6 is 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"
McCarthy: "And, that's STILL a stupid nickname!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, good start, good finish, but some trouble in the middle..."
Charlotte (nodding): "She's a veteran. She's physical. She knows how to fight. She found something that worked, and I had to find answers. I did."
Tess: "The welterweight division might be getting crowded around here. Katy's fighting some welter and a new fighter who can fight in the division might be added. It's not just you and Antje anymore..."
Charlotte (shrugging): "Doesn't matter. Sign as many girls as you want. I'M still the top welter around here, and that's not going to change any time soon."
Yeah," says Laura with a smile, "She's this year's model, I guess. Just the latest busty blonde bimbo to get a big push at welter because of the contents of her bra. Yeah. I'm talking about YOU, Upton. I've wanted a chance to deal with girls like these for a long time. And, I can't WAIT to get in the ring with her."
"Well," says Charlotte with a smile, "There's one thing we agree on. Because, I can't wait to get into the ring with HER, either."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Been Caught Stealing' by Jane's Addiction, and that can only mean that the lovely Laura Prepon is headed to the ring."
McCarthy: "And, don't start your nonsense about her hair colors, Scabbo. She's a redhead tonight, and that's all anyone cares about!"
Cassie: "You know, they MAKE red PUDDING..."
McCarthy: "Are you THREATENING me, you little..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac, and let's keep our eyes on the ring, where Laura climbs in to be helped off with the robe to reveal a deep blue bikini and a body that's clearly been trained very, very hard for this one...
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
McCarthy: "That song is STUPIDER than Scabbo and her pudding!"
O'Dell: "That would be 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and that can only mean that "Agent 00DDD' herself, Charlotte McKinney, is on her way to the ring..."
Tess: "Here's the part where Mac calls the nickname stupid..."
McCarthy: "Shut UP, Walmart!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Charlotte climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve to reveal that admiral blue two piece that gets the crowd going as usual. And, it's about time for some picks. Tess likes Charlotte. Mac?"
McCarthy: "McKinney's body is overrated. And, Prepon HAS FCBA wins. Laura!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "First split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Prepon wants to set up at range here, and that's probably a good idea. She's got a little reach on Charlotte, and boxing with might be a better plan than slugging with a puncher like McKinney. Charlotte, for her part, willing to play this game for the moment."
Cassie: "Charlotte's not just a slugger. She's becoming a complete fighter, and that's what you have to be at Front Street...if you want to hang around, anyway."
O'Dell: "Prepon using the long left jab effectively. McKinney angling, keeping the hands up, getting to her spots and getting off in combination. Definitely some recon going on at the moment, ladies, as the two fighters showing caution, probing defenses, looking to see where the openings are."
Tess: "Still plenty of action going on, though."
O'Dell: "No question about that. Both fighters busy as we head into the final seconds of the first. Charlotte a nice one-two and Laura fires back with a combination of her own. Five seconds to go. One more exchange and there's the bell. Close first round, but McKinney's going to get the points."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "McKinney showing some more aggression in the second stanza. She's stepping to, looking to take the fight to Prepon. Laura giving some ground, moving well. Prepon still showing that limber athleticism she's always had, but Charlotte's forcing her onto the defensive with hard, sharp leather."
Cassie: "This is one of the reasons Uncle Wiz loves McKinney. That power. It's what you need to be a champion at this weight."
McCarthy: "The sun may burn out before Weirdo has a champion at welter!"
O'Dell: "Charlotte backs up Laura with a nice combination. Prepon covering up, being backed into the ropes now, and this is NOT where she wants to be against Charlotte. McKinney letting the hands go, hammering away. Laura not hurt, but she's taking an awful lot of accurate fire right now."
Tess: "She's tying up, slipping off the ropes. Good plan, because, as you pointed out, staying there will likely not end well for her."
O'Dell: "Instead, Prepon back into the middle of the ring, looking to work that jab. Charlotte working past, banging some body now. Laura tying up. Charlotte shoves her off, works the midsection, then lands a HARD shot to the head. Prepon tying up again and will hang on to the bell. McKinney. Wide."
Tess: "And Charlotte is up 20-18 after two."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Charlotte aggressive again but getting stopped COLD by Laura! Prepon getting that jab on and following with hard right hands and she's got the blonde in retreat. And, all of a sudden, this thing has turned on a dime, because it's the redhead coming forward and the blonde taking fire..."
McCarthy: "All about that jab for Laura. She's stopping McKinney with it, holding her for the right hand."
O'Dell: "And, it's definitely changed the complexion of the proceedings, at least for the moment. Charlotte on the defensive, and Laura's keeping her there with steady, accurate fire. McKinney able to get off here and there, but, mostly, she's covering up and giving ground and that's not the busty blonde's game..."
Tess: "It absolutely is NOT, and that's why Laura's getting the better of things."
O'Dell: "And, she's doing that in a BIG way at the moment. Prepon a BIG combination that backed up Charlotte. Blonde not hurt, but definitely taking punishment right now. Ten seconds to go in what's been a big round for the redhead. ANOTHER solid flurry from Laura and there's the bell. Prepon wide in the third."
Cassie: "And, McKinney's lead is down to 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth underway and Prepon still rolling. Big redhead has something going right now, and Charlotte McKinney has absolutely no answers. She's taking jab after jab to the face, being stopped and held for hard rights from the redhead, and Laura taking full advantage of those opportunities."
McCarthy: "This is why I picked Prepon. She's a decent fighter, not a tomato can!"
O'Dell: "She's certainly looking plenty good right now. SOLID right from Laura backs the blonde up. Charlotte again covering up as Laura gets off with both hands. Redhead definitely feeling it right now, ladies. Everything is working for her and she's making Charlotte pay a heavy price at the moment."
Cassie: "And, at this weight, you can't play that kind of a price for long."
O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the round, and Prepon getting more dominant as we go. Redhead just DICTATING to the blonde right now. Ten seconds to go. ANOTHER hard, accurate flurry from Laura that snaps back Charlotte's head and there's the bell. All Prepon in the fourth."
Tess: "And we're even at 38."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins with Laura at range working that jab again. Charlotte now with the hands up and the chin tucked, looking to work past and bang. She's picking off some of those jabs now, able to get some things done now that she isn't getting stopped by constant leather in her face."
Tess: "And, when she gets inside she's getting to WORK on the body. Laura not allowing much of that, though."
O'Dell: "She is not. Prepon using the long arms to tie Charlotte up, force breaks. But, McKinney finding openings in the defenses now, able to penetrate and work inside, bring some of that power to bear. Prepon tying up again. Charlotte levering with the shoulder, thumping to the midsection."
Cassie: "Laura scoring inside, too. Working some body of her own."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed. These may not be the terms she wants, but she's holding her own on them. It's a competitive round as we roll down the stretch. GOOD right uppercut by McKinney got Laura's attention. Redhead ties up. Referee breaks the ladies apart and there's the bell. Close round, but McKinney."
McCarthy: "And, the bimbo leads 48-47 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Second half starts with McKinney working forward with the gloves up and the chin tucked, slipping past Prepon's defenses to work the body. Charlotte getting off LUSTY in there, mauling the midsection and ravaging the ribs. Laura tying up. Holding on. Forcing a break. Prepon back to that jab..."
Cassie: "But, McKinney's found the antidote to that. She's getting the geometry she wants now."
O'Dell: "Definitely is and it's made a difference. Again, Laura holding her own inside, but she's no longer controlling or dictating as she did in rounds three and four. Instead, it's two-way stuff on Charlotte's terms, which is most certainly NOT what Laura wants to be doing at the mom...DOWN GOES PREPON!"
Tess: "That's that right uppie and it landed ON THE BUTTON!"
O'Dell: "Most certainly did and Laura splashed to her back as a result, and that's where she remains as Charlotte heads to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Prepon rolling to her left side at seven. To her belly at eight. Pushing up to hands and knees at nine, but, it's too late. TEN! It's over! And your winner by KO6 is 'Agent 00DDD', Charlotte McKinney!"
McCarthy: "And, that's STILL a stupid nickname!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, good start, good finish, but some trouble in the middle..."
Charlotte (nodding): "She's a veteran. She's physical. She knows how to fight. She found something that worked, and I had to find answers. I did."
Tess: "The welterweight division might be getting crowded around here. Katy's fighting some welter and a new fighter who can fight in the division might be added. It's not just you and Antje anymore..."
Charlotte (shrugging): "Doesn't matter. Sign as many girls as you want. I'M still the top welter around here, and that's not going to change any time soon."