Post by Boxing World Online on Jul 31, 2018 18:47:21 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap July with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Lea Michele in town to battle Jennette McCurdy!"
Tess: "McCurdy looking to bounce back after a tough loss, and she's not the only one, because we've got a welterweight bout on the card as well, and that will see Liv Tyler against Antje Utgaard, whose position at Front Street has been the subject of much debate since a loss on the last pay-per-view."
McCarthy: "Weirdo ought to dump BOTH of those losers and a bunch of others as well, including the girl he's feeding Bebe Rexha to tonight at bantamweight, that Campbell Clone Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "We'll see more bantam action as well, with Alicia Keys battling the girl I consider the best fighter in the Front Street stable, Chloe Bennet!"
Cassie: "And, the card will wrap with even MORE action at flyweight, with Christina Aguilera in the house to face Kristen Stewart, and an appearance by Brenda Song of Asylum's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club, against Ariel Winter!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'New York State of Mind At The Asylum!'"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start in the division where I rule, flyweight, with Lea Michele in town to battle Jennette McCurdy!"
Tess: "McCurdy looking to bounce back after a tough loss, and she's not the only one, because we've got a welterweight bout on the card as well, and that will see Liv Tyler against Antje Utgaard, whose position at Front Street has been the subject of much debate since a loss on the last pay-per-view."
McCarthy: "Weirdo ought to dump BOTH of those losers and a bunch of others as well, including the girl he's feeding Bebe Rexha to tonight at bantamweight, that Campbell Clone Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "We'll see more bantam action as well, with Alicia Keys battling the girl I consider the best fighter in the Front Street stable, Chloe Bennet!"
Cassie: "And, the card will wrap with even MORE action at flyweight, with Christina Aguilera in the house to face Kristen Stewart, and an appearance by Brenda Song of Asylum's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club, against Ariel Winter!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'New York State of Mind At The Asylum!'"