Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Jul 31, 2018 18:42:20 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"No," says Bebe with a shake of the head, "I haven't won an FCBA fight yet. But. I've only been fighting up here six months. Besides, the drought ends tonight."
"No question, this girl is physical," says Kat with a nod. "And, she's about to MEET physical."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'I'm Gonna Show You Crazy', and here comes the singer of that little tune, the lovely Bebe Rexha of Brooklyn..."
McCarthy: "And, allow me to say it for the billionth time since I started doing color for these Asylum farces, 'Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. NO FCBA wins!'"
Cassie: "But, as Bebe points out, she HAS only been fighting in the FCBA since January..."
McCarthy: "And, guess how many wins she has since January? ZERO! Do you know how many wins I had in MY first six months in the FCBA? THREE! Three wins!"
Cassie: "Of course, that was back in the STONE AGE, when there were pay-per-views every weekend..."
McCarthy: "STONE...you LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac, and let's concentrate on the ring, where Rexha is being helped off with the robe to reveal a pink number that hugs plenty of curves. And, that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters you hear behind us, and that can only mean that Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring!"
Tess: "Dennings has taken a slower road to the top level of bantam than her stablemate, Chloe Bennet, but, she's gotten there just the same, and she's smack in the middle of the title picture. And, to stay there, she has to take care of business tonight."
O'Dell: "Kat into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, speaking of curve-hugging, there's that black bikini we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go, and it's time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Even that talentless Campbell Clone Dennings can beat Rexha. Kat."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Blonde stepping right to Dennings and this thing is ON! Ladies banging away in the middle of the ring in the opening seconds. Everybody wants to make a statement and nobody's backing up a step and REXHA LANDS A RIGHT HOOK THAT HURT DENNINGS!"
McCarthy: "YES! I KNEW she could do it!"
Tess: "You just SAID...neverMIND..."
O'Dell: "And, Bebe all IN here. She told us pre-fight that she was planning on breaking her maiden tonight, and that's just the way it looks. Blonde HAMMERING away, driving the brunette back into the ropes, working her over to the body, then going back to the head. Dennings clinching, trying to run some clock here..."
Cassie: "Rexha getting VERY physical, shoving her off and POUNDING her to the midsection."
O'Dell: "Bebe just letting EVERYTHING go, and the referee's taking note, watching very, very closely. Twenty seconds left in the first. GOOD right hand from Rexha snaps back Kat's head. Ten seconds left. Dennings still hanging on, and she's going to make it to the bell. But. What a start for Rexha, who takes the first WIDE."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Bebe looking to press her advantage early, backing up the brunette with hard shot from both hands. Rexha crowding Kat, working body, then going back upstairs and GETTING NAILED WITH A RIGHT HOOK! BOOMING right hook from Dennings and now it's the BLONDE in trouble..."
Tess: "Set that up perfectly, Kat did..."
O'Dell: "No question about it, and it's a testament to how sturdy Rexha's legs are that Bebe is still standing. But. Dennings plans to remedy that. She's winging away with both hands, sending Bebe reeling into the ropes. Now it's KAT working body along the cables, trying to bring the blonde's guard down..."
McCarthy: "I TOLD you even DENNINGS could beat this tomato can..."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in round two. Kat banging away, trying to end this thing. Rexha hanging on, tying up, trying to run clock. Kat shoves off, works more body, then goes back upstairs with a HARD right hand. Bebe takes it and stays on her feet and there's the bell. Huge second for Dennings!"
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19 after two."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third round underway and Dennings right back after Rexha. Nobody getting fancy in this one, and that's no surprise given the styles of these fighters. Kat working body, backing up Bebe and GETTING CAUGHT WITH A RIGHT HAND! Rexha staggers Dennings with a BOOMING right!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you Dennings was overrated and Rexha would upset her!"
O'Dell: "Bebe going all in immediately, just winging away at a wobbly Kat, driving Dennings back to the ropes and having at her for the second time in three rounds. And Kat in DEEP trouble this time as the blonde is landing some seriously hard shot. Referee looking in closely. Dennings tying up, forcing a break."
Cassie: "Well, you can't say we haven't had a lot of action in this one..."
O'Dell: "And, we're seeing more of it now, as Rexha stacks Dennings against the ropes and bangs away. Kat firing back in spots, doing enough to keep the referee at bay and not much more. Ten seconds to go in the third. GOOD right from Bebe sends sweat flying, but there's the bell. Rexha wide in the third."
Tess: "And, Bebe back in front 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Again, not a lot of subtlety as we start the fourth. Rexha stepping to, getting to work. Kat holding ground now, seems to have shaken off the worst of the damage from the last round. Blonde not taken aback by that. She's still sitting down on punches, letting Dennings have it with the heavy guns..."
Tess: "And, Kat responding in kind, and in a BIG way!"
O'Dell: "Firefight in the middle of the ring! Nobody backing up a step as these ladies trade BOMBS in there! GOOD right from Kat that DID back up Bebe, but Rexha steps right back to and lands a solid combination. Dennings responds to the body. Bebe ties up, shoves off, lands a good left hook..."
Cassie: "This isn't going to go on all night. I never like to say a fight isn't getting to the cards...but this ISN'T getting to the cards."
O'Dell: "We're coming down the stretch in the first competitive round of the night. Not a lot in it as the ladies dig body in the middle of the ring. Good uppercut from Rexha, and Dennings a nice left hook. Ladies fall into a clinch. Referee breaks them apart and there's the bell. Close. Rexha."
McCarthy: "39-37 for the blonde."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins the way the fourth ended, with blonde and brunette meeting center ring and having at it. Lots and lots of body work right now, as both of these solidly-built fighters clearly believe they can win a war of attrition. Nice right hand from Rexha backs up Dennings, but Kat right back in her grill..."
McCarthy: "Just shows how dumb this Campbell clone IS!"
O'Dell: "Kat digging body. Bebe tying up. Brunette shoves the blonde off and CATCHES HER WITH A LEFT HOOK! Rexha's knees to a shimmy and now it's DENNINGS who's going all in! Kat THUMPING away at a wobbly Bebe as the blonde backs up and covers up. GOOD right from Kat sends the blonde into the ropes!"
Tess: "Referee's not going to watch a lot of this..."
O'Dell: "He most certainly is not. But, Kat's determined to give him quite the show. She's working downstairs, then back up, looking to put a stop to this thing right now. Only 20 seconds to go, though. Rexha ties up, holds on. Dennings trying to punch free, manages to do it and land one more right at the bell. Kat. Wide."
Cassie: "But, Rexha still on top 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "We're into the second half of the fight with Dennings pressing the issue now. Bebe still looking like the legs are a little iffy and Kat is well aware of that. Dennings committing on everything, backing the blonde up with heavy leather, but it's not all head-hunting. She's still working plenty of body."
Tess: "That's Neve Campbell's influence. Neve never, ever forgot about body work."
O'Dell: "Dennings a good right hand that backed Rexha up a step. Bebe firing back with a solid combination and a good right in there backed up DENNINGS. Rexha steps to, lands a good left hook and GOES DOWN! DOWN GOES REXHA after an absolutely brutal body shot!"
Cassie: "Speaking of Neve Campbell...shovel hook to the liver!"
O'Dell: "Dennings to a neutral corner. Rexha on the canvas in the fetal position as the referee's count reaches three. Four. Five. Six. Blonde doing all she can to try to get up, but all she's managing to do is spin around on her left shoulder and hip. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER and your winner by KO6 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you she'd beat this tomato can!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, that was brutal in there..."
Kat (nodding): "Oh, yeah. Like I said, she's all about physical and she was going to bring that and I was going to bring that, and somebody was going to end up on the canvas and it was going to be HER."
Tess: "Those bantamweight belts still on your radar?"
Kat: "Dead center, Tess. Dead center."
"No," says Bebe with a shake of the head, "I haven't won an FCBA fight yet. But. I've only been fighting up here six months. Besides, the drought ends tonight."
"No question, this girl is physical," says Kat with a nod. "And, she's about to MEET physical."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'I'm Gonna Show You Crazy', and here comes the singer of that little tune, the lovely Bebe Rexha of Brooklyn..."
McCarthy: "And, allow me to say it for the billionth time since I started doing color for these Asylum farces, 'Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. NO FCBA wins!'"
Cassie: "But, as Bebe points out, she HAS only been fighting in the FCBA since January..."
McCarthy: "And, guess how many wins she has since January? ZERO! Do you know how many wins I had in MY first six months in the FCBA? THREE! Three wins!"
Cassie: "Of course, that was back in the STONE AGE, when there were pay-per-views every weekend..."
McCarthy: "STONE...you LITTLE..."
O'Dell: "Now, calm down, Mac, and let's concentrate on the ring, where Rexha is being helped off with the robe to reveal a pink number that hugs plenty of curves. And, that's 'I Don't Feel Like Dancing' by Scissor Sisters you hear behind us, and that can only mean that Kat 'The Rack' Dennings is on her way to the ring!"
Tess: "Dennings has taken a slower road to the top level of bantam than her stablemate, Chloe Bennet, but, she's gotten there just the same, and she's smack in the middle of the title picture. And, to stay there, she has to take care of business tonight."
O'Dell: "Kat into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. And, speaking of curve-hugging, there's that black bikini we've seen before. Ladies about ready to go, and it's time for some picks. Tess likes Kat. Mac?"
McCarthy: "NO FCBA wins! Even that talentless Campbell Clone Dennings can beat Rexha. Kat."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Here we go. Blonde stepping right to Dennings and this thing is ON! Ladies banging away in the middle of the ring in the opening seconds. Everybody wants to make a statement and nobody's backing up a step and REXHA LANDS A RIGHT HOOK THAT HURT DENNINGS!"
McCarthy: "YES! I KNEW she could do it!"
Tess: "You just SAID...neverMIND..."
O'Dell: "And, Bebe all IN here. She told us pre-fight that she was planning on breaking her maiden tonight, and that's just the way it looks. Blonde HAMMERING away, driving the brunette back into the ropes, working her over to the body, then going back to the head. Dennings clinching, trying to run some clock here..."
Cassie: "Rexha getting VERY physical, shoving her off and POUNDING her to the midsection."
O'Dell: "Bebe just letting EVERYTHING go, and the referee's taking note, watching very, very closely. Twenty seconds left in the first. GOOD right hand from Rexha snaps back Kat's head. Ten seconds left. Dennings still hanging on, and she's going to make it to the bell. But. What a start for Rexha, who takes the first WIDE."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Bebe looking to press her advantage early, backing up the brunette with hard shot from both hands. Rexha crowding Kat, working body, then going back upstairs and GETTING NAILED WITH A RIGHT HOOK! BOOMING right hook from Dennings and now it's the BLONDE in trouble..."
Tess: "Set that up perfectly, Kat did..."
O'Dell: "No question about it, and it's a testament to how sturdy Rexha's legs are that Bebe is still standing. But. Dennings plans to remedy that. She's winging away with both hands, sending Bebe reeling into the ropes. Now it's KAT working body along the cables, trying to bring the blonde's guard down..."
McCarthy: "I TOLD you even DENNINGS could beat this tomato can..."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in round two. Kat banging away, trying to end this thing. Rexha hanging on, tying up, trying to run clock. Kat shoves off, works more body, then goes back upstairs with a HARD right hand. Bebe takes it and stays on her feet and there's the bell. Huge second for Dennings!"
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19 after two."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third round underway and Dennings right back after Rexha. Nobody getting fancy in this one, and that's no surprise given the styles of these fighters. Kat working body, backing up Bebe and GETTING CAUGHT WITH A RIGHT HAND! Rexha staggers Dennings with a BOOMING right!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you Dennings was overrated and Rexha would upset her!"
O'Dell: "Bebe going all in immediately, just winging away at a wobbly Kat, driving Dennings back to the ropes and having at her for the second time in three rounds. And Kat in DEEP trouble this time as the blonde is landing some seriously hard shot. Referee looking in closely. Dennings tying up, forcing a break."
Cassie: "Well, you can't say we haven't had a lot of action in this one..."
O'Dell: "And, we're seeing more of it now, as Rexha stacks Dennings against the ropes and bangs away. Kat firing back in spots, doing enough to keep the referee at bay and not much more. Ten seconds to go in the third. GOOD right from Bebe sends sweat flying, but there's the bell. Rexha wide in the third."
Tess: "And, Bebe back in front 29-28."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Again, not a lot of subtlety as we start the fourth. Rexha stepping to, getting to work. Kat holding ground now, seems to have shaken off the worst of the damage from the last round. Blonde not taken aback by that. She's still sitting down on punches, letting Dennings have it with the heavy guns..."
Tess: "And, Kat responding in kind, and in a BIG way!"
O'Dell: "Firefight in the middle of the ring! Nobody backing up a step as these ladies trade BOMBS in there! GOOD right from Kat that DID back up Bebe, but Rexha steps right back to and lands a solid combination. Dennings responds to the body. Bebe ties up, shoves off, lands a good left hook..."
Cassie: "This isn't going to go on all night. I never like to say a fight isn't getting to the cards...but this ISN'T getting to the cards."
O'Dell: "We're coming down the stretch in the first competitive round of the night. Not a lot in it as the ladies dig body in the middle of the ring. Good uppercut from Rexha, and Dennings a nice left hook. Ladies fall into a clinch. Referee breaks them apart and there's the bell. Close. Rexha."
McCarthy: "39-37 for the blonde."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins the way the fourth ended, with blonde and brunette meeting center ring and having at it. Lots and lots of body work right now, as both of these solidly-built fighters clearly believe they can win a war of attrition. Nice right hand from Rexha backs up Dennings, but Kat right back in her grill..."
McCarthy: "Just shows how dumb this Campbell clone IS!"
O'Dell: "Kat digging body. Bebe tying up. Brunette shoves the blonde off and CATCHES HER WITH A LEFT HOOK! Rexha's knees to a shimmy and now it's DENNINGS who's going all in! Kat THUMPING away at a wobbly Bebe as the blonde backs up and covers up. GOOD right from Kat sends the blonde into the ropes!"
Tess: "Referee's not going to watch a lot of this..."
O'Dell: "He most certainly is not. But, Kat's determined to give him quite the show. She's working downstairs, then back up, looking to put a stop to this thing right now. Only 20 seconds to go, though. Rexha ties up, holds on. Dennings trying to punch free, manages to do it and land one more right at the bell. Kat. Wide."
Cassie: "But, Rexha still on top 48-47."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "We're into the second half of the fight with Dennings pressing the issue now. Bebe still looking like the legs are a little iffy and Kat is well aware of that. Dennings committing on everything, backing the blonde up with heavy leather, but it's not all head-hunting. She's still working plenty of body."
Tess: "That's Neve Campbell's influence. Neve never, ever forgot about body work."
O'Dell: "Dennings a good right hand that backed Rexha up a step. Bebe firing back with a solid combination and a good right in there backed up DENNINGS. Rexha steps to, lands a good left hook and GOES DOWN! DOWN GOES REXHA after an absolutely brutal body shot!"
Cassie: "Speaking of Neve Campbell...shovel hook to the liver!"
O'Dell: "Dennings to a neutral corner. Rexha on the canvas in the fetal position as the referee's count reaches three. Four. Five. Six. Blonde doing all she can to try to get up, but all she's managing to do is spin around on her left shoulder and hip. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER and your winner by KO6 is Kat 'The Rack' Dennings!"
McCarthy: "I TOLD you she'd beat this tomato can!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kat Dennings, and, Kat, that was brutal in there..."
Kat (nodding): "Oh, yeah. Like I said, she's all about physical and she was going to bring that and I was going to bring that, and somebody was going to end up on the canvas and it was going to be HER."
Tess: "Those bantamweight belts still on your radar?"
Kat: "Dead center, Tess. Dead center."