Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jul 27, 2018 21:03:09 GMT -6
LUCY HALE VS MILA KUNIS
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Lucy: 29 YO, 5’2 (1.57 m), 26-25-0, 25 KO since 2010, Pretty Little Punchers
Before: Mila Kunis happy to give Lucy Hale the needle at the pre-fight presser:
“You know HISC, we’re predators who are acutely sensitive the smell of blood in the water. Or in Lucy’s case: her three fight losing streak this year. I mean getting KO’d by Sarah Carter in R2. Good thing it was part of the June card or the customers would be demanding their money back. So poor Lucy is wounded and all set for me to add to her misery. Of course, HISC is always glad to make things difficult for the Puny Little Punchers and I am the lucky fighter who give Lucy another kick in her tight panties.”
Lucy Hale sits in scowling silence until it is her time at the podium: “Nice of you to notice I like my panties snug, Mila. Just like it was nice of you to notice my struggles this year. Of course, what you are forgetting is that streaks end and mine is going to end with you and your tight panties on the canvas, Kunis. I am SO going to enjoy doing it.”
Mila gives Lucy a sickly sweet smile: “Not as much as I will enjoy making you suffer.”
The night of the fight finds Lucy in a tight olive green bikini with forest green gloves and boots. Her bobbed hair is loose, but wetted down. Mila has gone with black string bikini, white gloves and boots with black laces. Her hair is in a simple ponytail. Tense ring instructions as Mila tries to get on Lucy’s nerves with a snarky grin and pushing up against her. Lucy remains cool, but pushes back just to show Mila she’s not intimidated. Ring instructions done and fighters are back in their corners. The bell rings. It has begun.
R1: Mila and Lucy bobbing and weaving as they circle at mid ring to get things going. Steady SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Of punches being exchanged, but then Mila pumps a quick series of hooks into Lucy’s belly. Lucy tipped forward and Mile brings some rising uppercuts into her bent over face. Lucy quickly shuffling back and trying to throw up her defensive jab. Mila slipping from side to side to ring up Mila with bouncing shots to the noggin. Lucy now hunched up and still backing away. Mila trying to cut off the ring, but can’t quite manage it, though she’s got Lucy dominated to the bell and wins R1 wide.
R2: The two fighters back out to mid ring, but this time Lucy is more aggressive and lands hard rights and lefts to Mila’s jaw. Mila shuddering and dropping back, trying to shield herself with some urgent jabs. Lucy struck to the face, but shakes it off and goes after Mila to the midsection. Mila in retreat, trying to use the jab top slow Lucy down and takes care to avoid being driven into the ropes. Lucy circling around Mila, firing away to the head, but lighting up Mila’s flanks and generally keeping the HISC fighter under strong pressure to the bell. Lucy evens things up on the cards by taking this round by a wide margin.
R3: Mila out of her corner with speed and tries to overwhelm Lucy with sheer ferocity. Lucy banged up to the jaw and cheekbones, but strikes back with hooks to the belly. Mila’s attack slows down, but she tries to maintain the pressure and Lucy takes up the challenge. Crowd pleasing toe to toe action was the petite punchers go at with elbows churning like high-speed piston rods. Punches falling on belly, ribcages and breasts as the Mila and Lucy bangs away. Mila suddenly moves to one side, causing Lucy to lurch forward off balance and then brings a sharp smashing right into Lucy’s jaw. Lucy head swivels in a spray of sweat and blood and she staggers away with her gloves around her head. Mila moving with Lucy, trying to build on the right to the jaw, but can’t get through Lucy’s protective gloves. Then Lucy turns back and battles Mila with shots to the head. Mila able to blunt most of the them, but it helps makes this a narrow Mila Kunis win.
R4: Lucy looks fired up and uses some nice footwork to draw Mila off balance, then she drives in shots to the face. Mila starting lump up badly and she tries to use the jab to keep Lucy back. Lucy working her way around the jab as she finds way to keep striking at Kunis’ head and face. Late in the round, Mila has her gloves up tight around her face, so Lucy works the Kunis belly meat and hooks away until she has Mila groaning with each fresh deep digging hook. Round ends with Mila looking glassy-eyed with a face rapidly turning in a swollen mass of bruised flesh. Lucy Hale gives Mila a dismissive sniff and then marches back to her corner. She’s won this one wide.
R5: Mila a sorry sight as she comes out for the new round despite the best efforts of the HISC corner crew. Her face is all puffy, discolored by bruises and her eyes seem foggy with hurt. No mercy from Lucy Hale who wastes no time in pounding Mila to the belly to draw her attention and as soon as Mila’s gloves drop—Lucy strikes to the chin. Blistering right and left uppies come slamming into Mila’s chin, knocking her head back as her knees give way. Mila sagging forwards and Lucy stuffs one last deep hook to the gut. Mila crumples to her knees and then pitches forward onto her face—her black string bikini bottoms tight and pointing at the ring lights. Lucy smiles vengefully at the sight and goes to neutral corner. Referee moves in and starts to count. Mila just sleeping peacefully with the buns up right through:
“NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!”
THE WINNER: LUCY HALE DEFEATS MILA KUNIS KO8!
After: Lucy just can’t seem to resist: the moment she is counted out, she dashes from the neutral corner and gives Mila Kunis a big wallop in her elevated butt. Mila shoots forward and ends up sprawled on her face. She does seem to have been brought around by the blow, but seems puzzled to find herself on the canvas. Lucy grabs Mila by the ponytail and raises her head. She looks at Mila’s pulped face and smiles.
“Aren’t you sorry you razzed me about my losing streak? It’s all over now and I punched you right in your tight black panties. It really felt good.”
“Go ‘way,” Mila mutters foggily. “You had your fun My face hurts so bad--.”
“Yes, I’m sure it does and I enjoyed every minute of doing it to you,” Lucy assures her. She looks up to see a displeased Claire Danes and Natalie Portman climbing into the ring. “Well, time for me to go. You better puts lots of ice on that face. See you around, Kunis.”
With that. Lucy drops Mila’s head and joins Ashley Benson and Sasha Pieterse who have come into the ring case their victorious stablemate needs backup. However, Claire and Natalie simply pull Mila to her feet and drag Mila way. Claire and Natalie seem to be lecturing Mila on what she should have done in the fight. Mila just closes her eyes and endures yet another humiliation tonight.
Lucy Hale bounces back with a solid win over Mila Kunis. Lucy once again shows that it is never wise to assume she won’t end a losing streak with painful consequences for the loser. Mila gave it good try, but Lucy able to rattle her with the head shots and then beat her down in R5. It should be interesting to see how long it takes for Mila to bounce, Meanwhile Lucy is no doubt looking to get back to .500 for 2018 (she is presently at 2-3-0, so she needs another win to even up her record for the year).
Results: Lookout Writing: Archer
Lucy: 29 YO, 5’2 (1.57 m), 26-25-0, 25 KO since 2010, Pretty Little Punchers
Mila: 34 YO, 5’3 (1.60 m), 23-23-1, 18 KO since 2005, Hawkeye International
Before: Mila Kunis happy to give Lucy Hale the needle at the pre-fight presser:
“You know HISC, we’re predators who are acutely sensitive the smell of blood in the water. Or in Lucy’s case: her three fight losing streak this year. I mean getting KO’d by Sarah Carter in R2. Good thing it was part of the June card or the customers would be demanding their money back. So poor Lucy is wounded and all set for me to add to her misery. Of course, HISC is always glad to make things difficult for the Puny Little Punchers and I am the lucky fighter who give Lucy another kick in her tight panties.”
Lucy Hale sits in scowling silence until it is her time at the podium: “Nice of you to notice I like my panties snug, Mila. Just like it was nice of you to notice my struggles this year. Of course, what you are forgetting is that streaks end and mine is going to end with you and your tight panties on the canvas, Kunis. I am SO going to enjoy doing it.”
Mila gives Lucy a sickly sweet smile: “Not as much as I will enjoy making you suffer.”
The night of the fight finds Lucy in a tight olive green bikini with forest green gloves and boots. Her bobbed hair is loose, but wetted down. Mila has gone with black string bikini, white gloves and boots with black laces. Her hair is in a simple ponytail. Tense ring instructions as Mila tries to get on Lucy’s nerves with a snarky grin and pushing up against her. Lucy remains cool, but pushes back just to show Mila she’s not intimidated. Ring instructions done and fighters are back in their corners. The bell rings. It has begun.
R1: Mila and Lucy bobbing and weaving as they circle at mid ring to get things going. Steady SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! Of punches being exchanged, but then Mila pumps a quick series of hooks into Lucy’s belly. Lucy tipped forward and Mile brings some rising uppercuts into her bent over face. Lucy quickly shuffling back and trying to throw up her defensive jab. Mila slipping from side to side to ring up Mila with bouncing shots to the noggin. Lucy now hunched up and still backing away. Mila trying to cut off the ring, but can’t quite manage it, though she’s got Lucy dominated to the bell and wins R1 wide.
R2: The two fighters back out to mid ring, but this time Lucy is more aggressive and lands hard rights and lefts to Mila’s jaw. Mila shuddering and dropping back, trying to shield herself with some urgent jabs. Lucy struck to the face, but shakes it off and goes after Mila to the midsection. Mila in retreat, trying to use the jab top slow Lucy down and takes care to avoid being driven into the ropes. Lucy circling around Mila, firing away to the head, but lighting up Mila’s flanks and generally keeping the HISC fighter under strong pressure to the bell. Lucy evens things up on the cards by taking this round by a wide margin.
R3: Mila out of her corner with speed and tries to overwhelm Lucy with sheer ferocity. Lucy banged up to the jaw and cheekbones, but strikes back with hooks to the belly. Mila’s attack slows down, but she tries to maintain the pressure and Lucy takes up the challenge. Crowd pleasing toe to toe action was the petite punchers go at with elbows churning like high-speed piston rods. Punches falling on belly, ribcages and breasts as the Mila and Lucy bangs away. Mila suddenly moves to one side, causing Lucy to lurch forward off balance and then brings a sharp smashing right into Lucy’s jaw. Lucy head swivels in a spray of sweat and blood and she staggers away with her gloves around her head. Mila moving with Lucy, trying to build on the right to the jaw, but can’t get through Lucy’s protective gloves. Then Lucy turns back and battles Mila with shots to the head. Mila able to blunt most of the them, but it helps makes this a narrow Mila Kunis win.
R4: Lucy looks fired up and uses some nice footwork to draw Mila off balance, then she drives in shots to the face. Mila starting lump up badly and she tries to use the jab to keep Lucy back. Lucy working her way around the jab as she finds way to keep striking at Kunis’ head and face. Late in the round, Mila has her gloves up tight around her face, so Lucy works the Kunis belly meat and hooks away until she has Mila groaning with each fresh deep digging hook. Round ends with Mila looking glassy-eyed with a face rapidly turning in a swollen mass of bruised flesh. Lucy Hale gives Mila a dismissive sniff and then marches back to her corner. She’s won this one wide.
R5: Mila a sorry sight as she comes out for the new round despite the best efforts of the HISC corner crew. Her face is all puffy, discolored by bruises and her eyes seem foggy with hurt. No mercy from Lucy Hale who wastes no time in pounding Mila to the belly to draw her attention and as soon as Mila’s gloves drop—Lucy strikes to the chin. Blistering right and left uppies come slamming into Mila’s chin, knocking her head back as her knees give way. Mila sagging forwards and Lucy stuffs one last deep hook to the gut. Mila crumples to her knees and then pitches forward onto her face—her black string bikini bottoms tight and pointing at the ring lights. Lucy smiles vengefully at the sight and goes to neutral corner. Referee moves in and starts to count. Mila just sleeping peacefully with the buns up right through:
“NINE!...TEN!...YER OUT!”
THE WINNER: LUCY HALE DEFEATS MILA KUNIS KO8!
After: Lucy just can’t seem to resist: the moment she is counted out, she dashes from the neutral corner and gives Mila Kunis a big wallop in her elevated butt. Mila shoots forward and ends up sprawled on her face. She does seem to have been brought around by the blow, but seems puzzled to find herself on the canvas. Lucy grabs Mila by the ponytail and raises her head. She looks at Mila’s pulped face and smiles.
“Aren’t you sorry you razzed me about my losing streak? It’s all over now and I punched you right in your tight black panties. It really felt good.”
“Go ‘way,” Mila mutters foggily. “You had your fun My face hurts so bad--.”
“Yes, I’m sure it does and I enjoyed every minute of doing it to you,” Lucy assures her. She looks up to see a displeased Claire Danes and Natalie Portman climbing into the ring. “Well, time for me to go. You better puts lots of ice on that face. See you around, Kunis.”
With that. Lucy drops Mila’s head and joins Ashley Benson and Sasha Pieterse who have come into the ring case their victorious stablemate needs backup. However, Claire and Natalie simply pull Mila to her feet and drag Mila way. Claire and Natalie seem to be lecturing Mila on what she should have done in the fight. Mila just closes her eyes and endures yet another humiliation tonight.
Lucy Hale bounces back with a solid win over Mila Kunis. Lucy once again shows that it is never wise to assume she won’t end a losing streak with painful consequences for the loser. Mila gave it good try, but Lucy able to rattle her with the head shots and then beat her down in R5. It should be interesting to see how long it takes for Mila to bounce, Meanwhile Lucy is no doubt looking to get back to .500 for 2018 (she is presently at 2-3-0, so she needs another win to even up her record for the year).
