Megan Fox versus Camila Cabello

Megan:
(31, 5’4, 114, 37:24:1 FCBA, VIXENs)


Camila:
(21, 5’2, 7:6 FCBA, Empire Boxing)


BEFORE:
For someone who just lost the Flyweight title, Megan Fox is all smiles and looking confident as she brandishes her pearly whites, body decked in black undies. Reporters swarming the former champion once she reaches ringside.

“No hard feelings towards Hudgens. You know what? I’d say she deserves the title. After all that scheming and back-and-forths, I’d almost feel sorry for her now that she’s the target of so many other talented Flyweights in the division. Myself? I have my own achievements to be proud of. And this fight is just a good old-fashioned ass-kicking. Cabello wants me? She can have me all to herself…”

Camila Cabello is next to enter the arena, confident pose at the entrance, then blasting rock music to accompany her stride down to the walkway. Noone knows exactly why she requested this fight with Fox, but from the way she’s glaring at her, we’d say the reason’s always personal.

Our suspicions are confirmed when Camila suddenly breaks into a sprint towards Fox, with Megan already inside the ring at her corner. The former champion preparing to don her own gloves, not conscious of her assailant, when her legs are pulled from underneath her and she lands face flat on the canvas.

“That’s what you GET, b*tch!!” Camila hissing at her, preparing to lunge at her exposed buttocks, before getting restrained by ring officials.

Oh my - Megan in a daze as she’s checked by medical staff. One could expect a broken jaw or at least a chipped tooth or two from that attack, but thankfully Megan’s arms broke the impact on her way down. She shakes her head as she recovers in her corner, and for the benefit of the fans, this fight is continuing!

Camila pacing eagerly in her own corner, ready to throw down officially. Megan finally responding with a taunt from opposite side, shouting “You’ll pay for that, b*tch!!”

All the referee has to do is give the green light, and with a wave of his hand, here we go with ten rounds of Flyweight action!

ROUND 1:
Camila coming out of her corner hard and fast, thinking she can pull the rug from under a former champ AGAIN. Megan partly surprised by the newcomer’s aggression, though she really shouldn't be, from the way these two have already exchanged slaps before blows. We’re still not entirely sure *why* these two are going at it with such ferocity, but rumour has it that it involves Megan scoring an acting gig recently and ousting Camila as a result. Cabello picking up where she left off, throwing a multitude of punches in Megan’s direction for a good majority of the round, the former champ looking like the newbie herself here as she’s pushed back and controlled around the ring. Bell rings and we fear that Fox has lost her mojo - maybe losing her title making her lose her confidence too.

ROUND 2:
Cabello would certainly like that, of course, felling a former champion is one helluva statement you could make either way. The American-Cuban bombshell comes a’charging out of corner again, trying to bully Fox with repeat pattern, but that all comes to a halt when Fox stands firm and buries a hook of her own into the singer’s midsection after a weave to one side, before counterattacking with nasty shots into the guard again, Cabello grunting and cursing as she’s driven backwards this time. Camila shocked by the return punches and doesn't manage to recover by the end of these three minutes. She’s the one caught in the headlights now, Megan having her way with her easily now that the pattern in her groove anticipated.

ROUND 3:
Girls at a round each as the fans cheer on their favourite with sweet violence. Camila starting the ball rolling with quick jabs to the nose, before digging a left hand into Megan’s side, making her wince in pain. But Fox banging right back, refusing to back down and instead slapping a hook of her own into Camila’s cheek, rocking her even worse, before stalking after her with more dull punches to the body and chest that threaten to send her down early. Camila must have been stunned by the repeated blows to her face, because she finds herself suddenly on the ropes again. Megan alternating body work with power-blows up top, and soon it’s TOO much for Cabello, who eats ANOTHER dull hook to the side of her face, sending her spiraling off to the right before crashing down to one side!! KNOCKDOWN for Fox in minute two!!

Bet neither girl was expecting this, much less the pundits in the audience. Fox continues to defy expectations of her critics with her combination of speed and power. It would be even more impressive of course if this was Camila’s end. But hell no - the feisty Cuban springing up after she’s down, audibly growling with malice as she uses the ropes to support her ascent. Megan smirking, dismissing her chances still. If she’s not careful, she might just get herself bitten by a cornered dog. But for now, Fox takes the third comfortably.

ROUND 4:
Camila actually hanging back for this one, combination of recovery and caution as she circles and shoots. Fox conserving her energy as well, though we feel it’s a mistake to not try and finish Cabello off, especially after that shellacking she received in the previous. Result: Camila evading her nemesis for the first two minutes, only occasionally landing a straight hand on Megan’s nose. By contrast, Megan barely landing *anything*, but refusing to rush in and trade with her opponent. It might be fighting smart or overconfidence, depending on what happens next. Last thirty seconds and we’re not expecting much action anyways… not until Fox launches herself forward all of a sudden, hoping to catch Camila on the ropes. The singer however has other ideas, deftly stepping out of the way at last moment, allowing Fox to CRASH chest-first into the ropes. She hangs onto the top rope, looking slightly lost, slightly confused, but then gets her face SMASHED in when Camila steps to the side and then slams that glove straight into the cheek. Fox launched off her own feet with a HOUUFGGH, too much pain unbearable. She lands on the hard canvas with the sweet revenge-sounding THUD! KNOCKDOWN for Camila Cabello in decisive fashion as well!

Hell - these girls really mean business! Cabello roaring and beating her chest as the fans rise to meet her enthusiasm. Could she really do the impossible here tonight?? Referee counting Fox out, and for a moment, her fans in the audience worried as she opts to stay on her side for half the count. But then she quickly pushes off her the ground, gritting those teeth and promising payback. Camila taunting her once she’s gotten back to her feet by the count of 8.

“C’moooon, chica. You want a piece of me??”

Fox looks ready to charge right back at her and continue this fight, but the referee holds her back, marking the end of this round. Looks like these girls will tear each other’s heads off if given the chance. The scoreboards are even now especially with each girl with a knockdown apiece. Let’s head into round 5!



ROUND 5:
The former champion was expecting an easy-comeback in this fight, no doubt, but perhaps getting more than she bargained for now that Camila’s all riled up. Never underestimate a woman scorned is what we constantly remind ourselves, and the fifth is no different: Cabello rushing forward, eager to gobble up territory, unloading her big guns on Megan from the get-go. Fox on backwards pedal, slowly taking the punishment on her forearms but never in real danger of going down for the second time. The Vixen knows how to deal with someone as reckless and foolhardy like Camila, last minute sees her stacking the Cuban up with nasty blows up into her chin, then stunning her further with a one-two quick combo to her vulnerable chest. Camila hugging her body as she has no choice but to retreat, screaming obscenities in Spanish. By the time the bell rings, however, the judges still feel she did enough to win the round by a tiny margin. Fox at least shows that she’s not going down without a fight!

ROUND 6:
HERE both women come! They meet in the middle and throwdown with lefts and rights smacking into pretty faces. The beef is real and this seems like the ONLY way to settle their differences once and for all… Camila growling like a wounded animal, trying for payback with repeated shots into Megan’s chest left right left right left, but succeeding in stunning her for only a few seconds, before the Vixen CLAPS a beauty of a right hook straight into her cheek, rotating her clean on the spot! UGHH. Camila’s jug action is NO match for a full-on hook to the face, ladies and gentlemen, and Cabello experiencing it first-hand as she goes sailing left into the ropes, elbows still clinging on just barely. Megan is on her in an instant, more jug mauling for good fun as she sends a left, right into her orbs, enjoying the soft mewing from her lips. She knows though that she can’t put it off any longer: another quick left-right hook into opposite sides of Camila’s face further PUNTS her across the ropes in different directions. By this time, Cabello’s arms barely lifted up to defend herself. With a final groan she simply falls down to her knees, before crashing face-first to the canvas. This fight is over!

Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Camila Cabello via KO6!

AFTER:
Hell of a comeback win for Fox, who was starting to worry her fans and corner back there for a while.

“I feel great! I feel like I can totally go another couple of rounds,” Megan laughs, before being asked about what her beef was with Cabello in the first place.

She shrugs. “You’ll have to f*cking ask her. I auditioned for a movie and I got the part. No one said anything about wanna-be ‘C’ actresses getting the boot because of it.”

Reporters would definitely love to get a comment from Camila’s corner, but her trainers quickly shoo them off, carting the poor girl back to the locker room on a stretcher. She looks fully conscious and capable of fielding questions though, judging from the soft whimpers and tears streaming down her cheeks. We don’t doubt the girl’s heart, of course, and we wish both girls the best of luck for the future.