Post by Lookout! Boxing on Jun 29, 2018 23:25:23 GMT -6
Kira Kosarin vs Jessica Nigri, result:Lookout; fight:simgrrl
(Kira: 20yo, 5'6.5", 118#; 10-3-0) vs (Jessica: 29yo, 5'7", 122#; 11-2-0)
Kosarin stepping up in class to face Chimera's "small lightweight" at 120. Weight not really a factor; Kira's a "big bantam" while Nigri barely makes it to the lower range of light. Still, having to lose even a few pounds COULD be a mental problem for Nigri - no woman likes to be called "big" no matter how it's stated! Plenty of history between the stables, so there's lots of their stablemates ringside, joining a lot of jaded fight fans who love to see "unscheduled mayhem" these two stables seem to enjoy inflicting on each other!
Nigri a "late bloomer" - she didn't get her first FCBA bout until she was almost 27. After her debut loss, she ran off ten straight wins, including taking the JMD jeweled brassiere. She followed that with five successful title defenses before suffering her second loss. Since joining Chimera, Jess stepped away from JMD fights and stated her desire is "to be considered a legitimate lightweight contender" - something her record already convinced most fans she is.
Unlike Nigri - who came from a successful career as a cosplay model - Kira Kosarin was an established actress before her first FCBA fight at 19 y/o. Since then, she pounded out two of Jessica's stablemates - lightweight Blake Lively and welter Jennifer Lawrence.
"Tonight I'm going for a three-peat," Kira boasts. "Lively had a height advantage on me; Lawrence had a weight advantage on me; and Jessica's got a bosom advantage. I'm not sure what the next Chimera opponent after Nigri will have as her advantage, but it'll probably be something big...like an Oscar?"
Expert opinions on KOSARIN-NIGRI are all over the place! Kosarin with a mere 13 career fights, shoehorned her way into the top ten (but that's Boxing World who's more liberal ranking fighters than the ultra-conservative Tractorpull!)
Kira's whipped 4 of the last 5 women to face her and Nigri - a former JMD specialist at bantam who's gone conventional with a move to lightweight - has also won 4 of 5.
Three out of five predictions favor Nigri, a narrow difference; and Vegas bookies have the odds at 51-49, pick-em! Jessica's corner has Chimera Head Trainer Jeri Ryan backstopping Katie Holmes with Liz Hurley wearing a short white medical jacket carrying her Red Cross first aid kit. Stephanie McMahon and Catherine Zeta-Jones both ringside with iPads, keeping track of fighters and trainers performances. "No pressure," Stephanie assured an inquisitive blond reporter from Tractorpull. "I'm just here making sure everyone's doing their job the Chimera way."
Kira Kosarin supported by Nadia Bjorlin and two well-dressed young nymphs whose names are unknown to observers at ringside - not that anyone's looking at them with Nigri and Kosarin in the ring!
Attire: Nigri in a (JMD-style) white push-up top/twist-tie bottom and white gloves; blond hair in a French braid; and bare feet (Chimera trainers continue the practice of their predecessor stables - Ginny's & Kim'z - who preferred exposed toes). Kosarin in her customary full coverage bikini, shoes and gloves, all dark red; with her dark hair in a messy ponytail.
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During Rd 1: Kosarin - like in most of her fights - out of her corner fast looking to establish dominance from the opening bell. Jess, still adjusting to (non-JMD) FCBA bouts, gets rocked back on her heels by Kira's furious out-of-the-box attack! Early in the round, Kosarin finding the range with that big right hand that's put ten of fourteen opponents to sleep; Nigri shaken by the brunette's power, being bullied backward into the ropes where Kira's able to body up, putting her left forearm across Jess's chest to pin her while bludgeoning away with the right up into the blonde's solar plexus! Nigri trying to push off the ropes, but Kosarin moving her hips left-right to cut off escape, then using her hands on Jessica's hips to shunt them back to open up a path for that hard right to the mid-section. Jessica Nigri flush-faced, panting and gasping, getting a body beating much of the round; only manages to finally land a couple of hard left hooks in the last minute that seem to get a little respect from the young brunette.
Kira putting together combinations like a seasoned pro; left-left-right; left-right-left; mixing in hooks to the body to get Nigri's hands down, then coming over the top with that big right to send shivers thru the blondes voluptuous body. Final seconds sees the crowd on their feet as the two women trade bombs at long range in the middle of the ring... first Nigri, then Kosarin being stunned in turn as they blast away with both hands. At the bell, crowd gives both a hardy cheer - but the judges aren't so easily swayed and they hand Kosarin the points (wide) as they should!
Rd 2: Nigri getting advice from Holmes as Ryan ices down Jessica's heaving cleavage which got plenty of attention from Kira - it's hard to miss even if you try; but Kira's not even thinking of avoiding it! Hurley, with little to do yet, leaning thru the ropes, little white smock riding up to give punters in the ringside seats behind Chimera a show. Bjorin kneeling in front of Kira telling her, "Keep it up" and Kosarin nods in response.
Kira again out quickly, catching Nigri on her side of center ring; landing a heavy right hand to open the action. Jessica stunned, forced to clinch, wrestles Kira to the ropes where - after several seconds without any punches thrown - the ref breaks 'em apart. Jessica steps back, barely avoiding another right hand by Kira who's coming off the ropes! Jessica fires her own right, catching Kosarin on the left cheek to swivel her head. KOSARIN'S HURT! Kira trying to clinch but Nigri shrugs her off and comes up the middle with a big uppercut! Kira takes the glancing blow on the side of the head and manages to wrap herself around Nigri's neck. They squirm and wrestle belly-to-belly mid-ring, each thumping the others kidneys and cuffing her ears, until the referee again gets his hands on their chests to part them.
Nigri moving fluidly; crisp combinations starting to scuff up the youngster's face. Kosarin answering with single shots to Jessica's bouncing bosom - delighting the fans, but not scoring points like Nigri's two and three punch combos do! Final minute of the round all Jessica Nigri as she boxes Kira back into a corner where she forces her to turtle under a barrage of blows that don't give the brunette a chance to do more than push out the occasional fist or forearm trying to make room for her escape. At the bell, Nigri dances away, hands raised, French braided blond hair bouncing happily as she returns to her corner where she's greeted by hugs from Ryan and Holmes. Kosarin looking glum as she trudges to her stool and flops down before Bjorlin who begins a finger-wagging critique of all she's done wrong to let Nigri win the round (wide) on all three judges cards.
Rd 3: Jessica out faster this round, but Kira equally quick off the mark and they meet mid-ring with an exchange of left hooks. Kira leans into one that lands flush on Jess's cheek a split second before Nigri's glances harmless off Kira's right shoulder. Kira steps inside, drilling a short right under Jess's left breast, then bulldozes the blonde back to Chimera's corner. Jess's butt hits the ropes where Hurley is still on the apron playing to the crowd. Liz flies off onto the laps of Stephanie and Catherine who are NOT pleased to be recipients of an unsolicited "lap dance" by one of the stable's putative 'cut women'. Stephanie angrily throws Liz to the floor and gives her a kick in the 'arse' as she tries to get up, sending her scuttling back to the corner where Kira has jacked Jessica up on the ropes while everyone was watching Liz, and is now pounding her body with both fists as Jessica holds on around Kira's shoulders!
Nigri pushing at Kira, trying to free herself from the corner trap, finally manages to get enough room so she can throw a right hand and then push past Kira before she can recover. Kosarin chasing Nigri across the ring with Jess in full retreat behind a pawing left as she struggles to catch her breath! Kira a bulldog when in pursuit; again slams Jessica back onto the ropes and bodies up; digging into the cosplay model's lush bosom with both fists; stealing her air. Kira's never been afraid to target an opponent's taa-taa's and tonight she's even more fixated on them than usual!
Realizing Nigri's fighting for oxygen, Kira pummels her proud puppies; bringing big, booming, shots up under those big fleshy targets that are just floating out there begging to be smacked around like a pair of pale beach ball size speed bags! Jess struggling to clinch, wrapping her arms around Kira, tying her up; ignoring referee's instructions to break; forcing him to pry her hands away from Kosarin to part them.
Nigri scrambling away adjusting her top with both hands, then turning to confront Kira and catching the brunette coming forward with a straight left to the nose. It stops Kosarin in her tracks - but only for a moment - then she's back on the blonde again! Nigri fighting backing away, her left palm in Kira's face to distract and hinder her sight, but she's not punching with the right, even when there's an opening.
Kosarin stalking late, hooking left up into Jessica's right cup with the wet SPLAT of leather on swollen flesh. Blonde, slow to lift her right to block, gets a facefull of her own creamy breast for her failure! SPLAT! Kira's right to Jess's left breast again makes Jess's bosom rise up to slap her! Kira grinning, toying with Nigri in the final minute when BAM! The irate blond launches herself at the brunette and slugs her square on the chin. Kosarin, wide-eyed, staggers back and sits down on the middle strand, her hands covering her flushed face in shock.
Nigri, swinging wildly from the heels with both fists at the woman who has been abusing her for the past two minutes; throwing everything she has into attack. Kira battered along the ropes into the Chimera corner in the closing seconds; crowd screaming for whoever their favorite is at the moment.
The referee steps in to wrap up Nigri (helping himself to a handful of pulchritude in the process) and pulls her away from Kosarin. Fans irate at what they think is a stoppage, but neither they nor the fighters heard the bell ring and it took several seconds to sort everyone out and get Kira back across the ring to her corner so Jessica could sit down in hers.
Kira wins round on points despite Nigri's closing near-knockdown and Kira having spent - in the scorers opinion - more time jugg hunting than headhunting which made it close but still gave Kosarin a narrow lead after 3 rounds.
Rd 4: Working off her good finish to the third, Jess comes out looking to continue taking revenge for Kira's jugg mugging in (what Jessica thought would be a non-JMDD bout)! Jessica off to a good start, landing another big right hand in the opening minute that rocks the brunette, forcing her to clinch. With Kira hanging around her shoulders, Jessica is free to abuse the brunette's body and Nigri does just that as she pounds lats and punches paunch for much of the round. Kira answering back in brief spurts, but each time she can mount some kind of offense, Jessica quickly shuts her down with a flurry of her own. About the only time Kira is able to hurt Jessica is to the body and Kosarin's not bashful about punching Jess's puppies at every chance she gets. Kira even throws in a couple of sneaky elbows whenever the referee's not looking and Nigri clearly feels them - and doesn't like it one bit!
It's hard work fighting at close range with both women resorting to a couple of low blows and the occasional elbow or lacing when they can get away with it. There's no history of enmity between them, but that may no longer be true after tonight!
Neither is able to extend on her punches; neither is able to get separation so she can use her legs; and each bogs the other down, but it's Nigri who's taking the fight to Kosarin and Kira just can't seem to get untracked so is being buried under an avalanche of steady punching by the busty blond - who is obviously upset with Kira's fouling and is answering her in kind as the fight degenerates into a foul-filled slugging match in the closing minute!
It's only then that Kira is able to land two consecutive effective punches, but even those are answered by three from Nigri who cruises to take the fourth round on points (wide) in her best round of the fight. Jess goes back to her corner with a wide smirk where she's met by Ryan's icy hands on her bosom giving her some relief after enduring three more minutes of Kosarin's blatant jug muggery.
Rd 5: Nigri starting to roll now, off her stool before the bell, bounding on her toes and quickly closing to circle to her left, pumping her jab in Kira's face and chopping the right over Kosarin's left shoulder. Jess looking more in control than in prior rounds and she's able to use her left and her feet to keep Kira at bay and avoid the close-in kind of body abuse Kosarin was able to inflict on her earlier. Clearly, Holmes and Ryan have made the necessary adjustments to put Jessica Nigri in position to pull off what would be considered a mild upset - despite the age difference between the two women (or perhaps because of their age difference?)
Nigri putting on a clinical demonstration of how to dismantle a young opponent - pretty much romping untouched for the first two minutes. But in her eagerness to finish Kosarin off, Jess gets reckless, dropping her guard as she's throwing bombs willy-nilly. Her single-minded attempt to decapitate Kira leaves Nigri vulnerable and Kira takes advantage - landing a huge uppercut that almost lifts Jess off her feet in the final minute. DOWN GOES NIGRI!
Dropped like a puppet with the strings cut, Jess "melts" to the canvas at Kosarin's feet in a heap, her legs folded under her, her upper body folded backward from the hips, arms limp at her sides; those big, soft, bulging breasts heaving halfway out of their cups. Kira, a cruel sneer on her lips, steps over Jessica and, arms raised in a mocking mirror of Jess's 2nd round gesture, dances away shaking her own modest bosom at the stunned, shocked and open-mouthed, Chimera corner women (Ryan, Holmes and Hurley) who can't believe what they've just witnessed.
Before the referee can pick up the count from the timekeeper, however, the bell rings ending the round!
Kosarin spins around, spits out her mouthpiece and screams, "NO!" Ryan and Holmes scramble through the ropes, retrieve Nigri and haul her to the corner for some badly needed resuscitation! Ryan plunges two ice bags into Jessica's bra while Holmes pours cold water over Jessica's head and Liz Hurley pulls an ammonia capsule from her bra, snaps it and holds it under Nigri's nose!!
Despite the late knockdown, Jessica Nigri's dominating performance for two minutes and fifty seconds was enough to win the round (close), but it's uncertain if she'll be able to answer the bell for the sixth!
Rd 6: Kira scores a knockdown in minute one and Jessica can't get up in time.
Ryan, Holmes and Hurley working frantically during the break to get Nigri ready for the next round. Ryan has her hands full, icing down Nigri's breasts while holding a cold compress to the back of her neck; Hurley waving two ammonia capsules under Jess's nose and Holmes holding an iPad in front of Nigri's blank face showing her U-TubeVideos of how she should keep away from Kira or clinch, whatever she could manage without being hit.
At ringside, Catherine Zeta-Jones had a hurried, whispered, aside to McMahon, reminding her, "You know I never wanted Ryan for our Head Trainer. She's making a bollocks of that girl's career. And I don't know why you let her hire Holmes...she was a failure as an actress and a fighter. Whatever made Ryan think she could handle Nigri I'll never know."
Stephanie listened without comment, content to let CZJ to vent about Ryan, something she almost daily, about Ryan and any other woman Jeri hired without Catherine's approval.
Katie and Jeri and Liz got Jessica upright before the bell, but even the non-boxing fans could see she was in real trouble and many wondered why Ryan was sending her out instead of just tossing in the towel. Across the ring, Kira Kosarin stopped licking her chops as Bjorlin put in her mouthguard.
Jess almost stumbled and fell as she stepped out, her left arm extended like a blind woman trying to manage a revolving door at the Columbus Day bargain basement.
Kira cuffed Nigri with her left and Jess staggered to her left...right into Kosarin's whiplash right hand! Jess toppled over backward, her legs stiff as tree trunks, when she hit the canvas flat on her back she must have bounced a foot in the air before she settled into the cloud of rosin dust that surrounded her.
Kira stood looking down at Jessica's body, then turned and shook her fist at the Chimera corner, then pointed at Stephanie McMahon sitting granite-faced at ringside. The referee gave a disgusted wave-off of the count and raised Kosarin's arm. Kira Kosarin wins with a stunning come-from-behind KO6!
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After: The shockingly sudden finish by Kosarin - who looked all but done for late in the fifth - showed her mental toughness as the physically rugged brunette's ability to "pull one out of her derriere." Her whistling right uppercut had - for all intents and purposes - ended the fight in the fifth and only some hurried damage control (and poor decision-making) even made it possible for Nigri to come out for the sixth. But Jessica was just a shadow of her former self and (mercifully) Kosarin ended it quickly with a right that Jessica likely never saw and never knew what hit her!
The stunning stoppage brought what had been an exciting and entertaining fight to an abrupt conclusion, but there were more fireworks to come in the aftermath of her victory.
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As soon as her gloves were off, Kira walked over to where Jessica lay sprawled on the canvas between a stunned Katie Holmes (who just stood there staring down in disbelief at her fighter) and a kneeling Jeri Ryan, who was (again) applying ice packs to Nigri's bruised and battered breasts as the blonde slumbered unaware. Kira rudely hip-checked Ryan onto her ass, grabbed Jessica's top between her prominent breasts and pulling up, started dragging the limp blond back to Bonzo's corner where - clearly - Kosarin had some kind of postfight humiliation in mind for Nigri.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, having climbed to the ring apron in Chimera's corner, hiked up her dress and scrambled through the ropes in pursuit of the Bonzo brunette. "Hey, let 'er go!" CZJ yells as she steps over Ryan's legs, grabs Kira's shoulder and turns her around. "You have NO right. This isn't JMD/D, it's..."
Before she could finish, Nadia Bjorlin flew out of Kira's corner and slammed both hands into Zeta-Jones' chest, pushing her away from Kira. Cath grunted as she stumbled back, almost tripping over Ryan on the mat behind her.
"You have something to say, you say it to me old timer," Nadia hissed angrily. "YOU'RE the one who has NO RIGHT...to be IN the ring. You're no trainer; so take your fat old ass back to your seat, sit on it, and shut up and watch the show."
Jeri Ryan got up smiling and backed slowly to the Chimera corner where she leaned on the turnbuckle as Stephanie McMahon climbed the steps to the ring apron. Neither Ryan nor McMahon moved to intervene, however, and Stephanie even leaned over the top rope, took Jeri's arm and whispered, "Don't do anything stupid."
Ryan looked at her and chuckled, "Oh, don't worry, Catherine's on her own. I can't wait to see how this plays out." Then she added, "But I won't let them embarrass Jess, she doesn't deserve that." Stephanie nodded, but kept a tight grip on Ryan's arm as Zeta-Jones and Bjorlin squared off.
"I'm not going anywhere until your b*tch lets go OOOFFF..." Again, Nadia interrupted Zeta-Jones, this time she slugged Catherine in the belly, folding the brunette's lush body like a cheap folding chair.
Before anyone knew what was happening, Nadia reached down, grabbed the hem of Zeta-Jones' summer weight dress and pulled it up around her head, trapping Cath's arms in it while exposing her still firm 49 y/o body in a lace bra, panties, a garter belt, nylons and a pair of designer hi-heels. Nadia gave the dress a couple of twists, then drove her right knee up into Catherine's belly! Zeta-Jones dropped to her knees with a breathless grunt.
Nadia forced Catherine's head down on the canvas, then dropped to her knees and trapped her head between them. Wrapping her arms around Zeta-Jones' chest, Nadia looked up at Kira and told her, "Forget about that blonde bimbo; this'll send a strong message. Besides, you may never get another chance to spank an Oscar winners ass."
Kira dropped Nigri on her back and knelt behind Catherine, then pulled off one of Zeta-Jones expensive designer pumps, raised it overhead and SMACK smashed the sole down on Zeta-Jones' right butt cheek and a muffled squeal was heard from under the rucked material of Catherine's dress. Kira began to paddle the older woman's jiggling butt with the shoe... SMACK, SPLAT, SWACK, WHAP, CRACK...
Ryan couldn't stop grinning as she watched her arch-rival get paddled like a misbehaving schoolgirl by a young woman less than half her age. Jeri edged along the ropes behind Kira - who was too focused on Catherine Zeta-Jones' bouncing backside to notice - until she reached Nigri who had started to regain consciousness. Ryan paused just long enough to gently and lovingly replace Jess's breasts in her top, then helped the young blond up and supported her with an arm around her waist as she led her back to the Chimera corner. All the while, the sound of CZJ's spanking echoed in the hushed arena, amplified by the state-of-the-art FCBA sound system.
After fifteen or twenty more spanks, Kira stopped and flipped Catherine's shoe over her shoulder into the crowd where several women scrambled for the souvenir. Nadia got up, turned and glared at the women standing in Chimera's corner, almost daring one of them to come out. No one did, in fact, Jeri Ryan winked at Nadia and gave her a 'thumbs-up' sign of approval for the way she handed the situation.
While the Chimera corner collected their equipment and helped the still groggy blonde down the steps, Kira and Nadia left the ring for their dressing room surrounded by a happy group of Bonzo Gym supporters.
Catherine Zeta-Jones was stopped by Taylor Swift who held out her hand and demanded Catherine give her the "other shoe." When she asked why, Taylor pointed to Karlie Kloss, her date, and told Catherine, "She got the other one and since they're her size, I told her she could have it. Now, give it to me or I'll turn you over my knee and paddle you with it after I rip it off your foot." Glumly, Catherine balanced on one stockinged foot as she slipped her other shoe off and surrendered it without a murmur of dissent.
"WHO'S NEXT?" the media at ringside wanted to know as Kira elbowed her way through the throng as she exited the ring.
Recalling her prefight prediction of more Chimera lightweight conquests to come - Kosarin grinned and asked coyly, "Anyone got Theron's number?"
END
(Kira: 20yo, 5'6.5", 118#; 10-3-0) vs (Jessica: 29yo, 5'7", 122#; 11-2-0)
Bonzo's Gym vs Chimera - "Just Hurting Her Isn't Enough!"
Kosarin stepping up in class to face Chimera's "small lightweight" at 120. Weight not really a factor; Kira's a "big bantam" while Nigri barely makes it to the lower range of light. Still, having to lose even a few pounds COULD be a mental problem for Nigri - no woman likes to be called "big" no matter how it's stated! Plenty of history between the stables, so there's lots of their stablemates ringside, joining a lot of jaded fight fans who love to see "unscheduled mayhem" these two stables seem to enjoy inflicting on each other!
Nigri a "late bloomer" - she didn't get her first FCBA bout until she was almost 27. After her debut loss, she ran off ten straight wins, including taking the JMD jeweled brassiere. She followed that with five successful title defenses before suffering her second loss. Since joining Chimera, Jess stepped away from JMD fights and stated her desire is "to be considered a legitimate lightweight contender" - something her record already convinced most fans she is.
Unlike Nigri - who came from a successful career as a cosplay model - Kira Kosarin was an established actress before her first FCBA fight at 19 y/o. Since then, she pounded out two of Jessica's stablemates - lightweight Blake Lively and welter Jennifer Lawrence.
"Tonight I'm going for a three-peat," Kira boasts. "Lively had a height advantage on me; Lawrence had a weight advantage on me; and Jessica's got a bosom advantage. I'm not sure what the next Chimera opponent after Nigri will have as her advantage, but it'll probably be something big...like an Oscar?"
Expert opinions on KOSARIN-NIGRI are all over the place! Kosarin with a mere 13 career fights, shoehorned her way into the top ten (but that's Boxing World who's more liberal ranking fighters than the ultra-conservative Tractorpull!)
Kira's whipped 4 of the last 5 women to face her and Nigri - a former JMD specialist at bantam who's gone conventional with a move to lightweight - has also won 4 of 5.
Three out of five predictions favor Nigri, a narrow difference; and Vegas bookies have the odds at 51-49, pick-em! Jessica's corner has Chimera Head Trainer Jeri Ryan backstopping Katie Holmes with Liz Hurley wearing a short white medical jacket carrying her Red Cross first aid kit. Stephanie McMahon and Catherine Zeta-Jones both ringside with iPads, keeping track of fighters and trainers performances. "No pressure," Stephanie assured an inquisitive blond reporter from Tractorpull. "I'm just here making sure everyone's doing their job the Chimera way."
Kira Kosarin supported by Nadia Bjorlin and two well-dressed young nymphs whose names are unknown to observers at ringside - not that anyone's looking at them with Nigri and Kosarin in the ring!
Attire: Nigri in a (JMD-style) white push-up top/twist-tie bottom and white gloves; blond hair in a French braid; and bare feet (Chimera trainers continue the practice of their predecessor stables - Ginny's & Kim'z - who preferred exposed toes). Kosarin in her customary full coverage bikini, shoes and gloves, all dark red; with her dark hair in a messy ponytail.
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During Rd 1: Kosarin - like in most of her fights - out of her corner fast looking to establish dominance from the opening bell. Jess, still adjusting to (non-JMD) FCBA bouts, gets rocked back on her heels by Kira's furious out-of-the-box attack! Early in the round, Kosarin finding the range with that big right hand that's put ten of fourteen opponents to sleep; Nigri shaken by the brunette's power, being bullied backward into the ropes where Kira's able to body up, putting her left forearm across Jess's chest to pin her while bludgeoning away with the right up into the blonde's solar plexus! Nigri trying to push off the ropes, but Kosarin moving her hips left-right to cut off escape, then using her hands on Jessica's hips to shunt them back to open up a path for that hard right to the mid-section. Jessica Nigri flush-faced, panting and gasping, getting a body beating much of the round; only manages to finally land a couple of hard left hooks in the last minute that seem to get a little respect from the young brunette.
Kira putting together combinations like a seasoned pro; left-left-right; left-right-left; mixing in hooks to the body to get Nigri's hands down, then coming over the top with that big right to send shivers thru the blondes voluptuous body. Final seconds sees the crowd on their feet as the two women trade bombs at long range in the middle of the ring... first Nigri, then Kosarin being stunned in turn as they blast away with both hands. At the bell, crowd gives both a hardy cheer - but the judges aren't so easily swayed and they hand Kosarin the points (wide) as they should!
Rd 2: Nigri getting advice from Holmes as Ryan ices down Jessica's heaving cleavage which got plenty of attention from Kira - it's hard to miss even if you try; but Kira's not even thinking of avoiding it! Hurley, with little to do yet, leaning thru the ropes, little white smock riding up to give punters in the ringside seats behind Chimera a show. Bjorin kneeling in front of Kira telling her, "Keep it up" and Kosarin nods in response.
Kira again out quickly, catching Nigri on her side of center ring; landing a heavy right hand to open the action. Jessica stunned, forced to clinch, wrestles Kira to the ropes where - after several seconds without any punches thrown - the ref breaks 'em apart. Jessica steps back, barely avoiding another right hand by Kira who's coming off the ropes! Jessica fires her own right, catching Kosarin on the left cheek to swivel her head. KOSARIN'S HURT! Kira trying to clinch but Nigri shrugs her off and comes up the middle with a big uppercut! Kira takes the glancing blow on the side of the head and manages to wrap herself around Nigri's neck. They squirm and wrestle belly-to-belly mid-ring, each thumping the others kidneys and cuffing her ears, until the referee again gets his hands on their chests to part them.
Nigri moving fluidly; crisp combinations starting to scuff up the youngster's face. Kosarin answering with single shots to Jessica's bouncing bosom - delighting the fans, but not scoring points like Nigri's two and three punch combos do! Final minute of the round all Jessica Nigri as she boxes Kira back into a corner where she forces her to turtle under a barrage of blows that don't give the brunette a chance to do more than push out the occasional fist or forearm trying to make room for her escape. At the bell, Nigri dances away, hands raised, French braided blond hair bouncing happily as she returns to her corner where she's greeted by hugs from Ryan and Holmes. Kosarin looking glum as she trudges to her stool and flops down before Bjorlin who begins a finger-wagging critique of all she's done wrong to let Nigri win the round (wide) on all three judges cards.
Rd 3: Jessica out faster this round, but Kira equally quick off the mark and they meet mid-ring with an exchange of left hooks. Kira leans into one that lands flush on Jess's cheek a split second before Nigri's glances harmless off Kira's right shoulder. Kira steps inside, drilling a short right under Jess's left breast, then bulldozes the blonde back to Chimera's corner. Jess's butt hits the ropes where Hurley is still on the apron playing to the crowd. Liz flies off onto the laps of Stephanie and Catherine who are NOT pleased to be recipients of an unsolicited "lap dance" by one of the stable's putative 'cut women'. Stephanie angrily throws Liz to the floor and gives her a kick in the 'arse' as she tries to get up, sending her scuttling back to the corner where Kira has jacked Jessica up on the ropes while everyone was watching Liz, and is now pounding her body with both fists as Jessica holds on around Kira's shoulders!
Nigri pushing at Kira, trying to free herself from the corner trap, finally manages to get enough room so she can throw a right hand and then push past Kira before she can recover. Kosarin chasing Nigri across the ring with Jess in full retreat behind a pawing left as she struggles to catch her breath! Kira a bulldog when in pursuit; again slams Jessica back onto the ropes and bodies up; digging into the cosplay model's lush bosom with both fists; stealing her air. Kira's never been afraid to target an opponent's taa-taa's and tonight she's even more fixated on them than usual!
Realizing Nigri's fighting for oxygen, Kira pummels her proud puppies; bringing big, booming, shots up under those big fleshy targets that are just floating out there begging to be smacked around like a pair of pale beach ball size speed bags! Jess struggling to clinch, wrapping her arms around Kira, tying her up; ignoring referee's instructions to break; forcing him to pry her hands away from Kosarin to part them.
Nigri scrambling away adjusting her top with both hands, then turning to confront Kira and catching the brunette coming forward with a straight left to the nose. It stops Kosarin in her tracks - but only for a moment - then she's back on the blonde again! Nigri fighting backing away, her left palm in Kira's face to distract and hinder her sight, but she's not punching with the right, even when there's an opening.
Kosarin stalking late, hooking left up into Jessica's right cup with the wet SPLAT of leather on swollen flesh. Blonde, slow to lift her right to block, gets a facefull of her own creamy breast for her failure! SPLAT! Kira's right to Jess's left breast again makes Jess's bosom rise up to slap her! Kira grinning, toying with Nigri in the final minute when BAM! The irate blond launches herself at the brunette and slugs her square on the chin. Kosarin, wide-eyed, staggers back and sits down on the middle strand, her hands covering her flushed face in shock.
Nigri, swinging wildly from the heels with both fists at the woman who has been abusing her for the past two minutes; throwing everything she has into attack. Kira battered along the ropes into the Chimera corner in the closing seconds; crowd screaming for whoever their favorite is at the moment.
The referee steps in to wrap up Nigri (helping himself to a handful of pulchritude in the process) and pulls her away from Kosarin. Fans irate at what they think is a stoppage, but neither they nor the fighters heard the bell ring and it took several seconds to sort everyone out and get Kira back across the ring to her corner so Jessica could sit down in hers.
Kira wins round on points despite Nigri's closing near-knockdown and Kira having spent - in the scorers opinion - more time jugg hunting than headhunting which made it close but still gave Kosarin a narrow lead after 3 rounds.
Rd 4: Working off her good finish to the third, Jess comes out looking to continue taking revenge for Kira's jugg mugging in (what Jessica thought would be a non-JMDD bout)! Jessica off to a good start, landing another big right hand in the opening minute that rocks the brunette, forcing her to clinch. With Kira hanging around her shoulders, Jessica is free to abuse the brunette's body and Nigri does just that as she pounds lats and punches paunch for much of the round. Kira answering back in brief spurts, but each time she can mount some kind of offense, Jessica quickly shuts her down with a flurry of her own. About the only time Kira is able to hurt Jessica is to the body and Kosarin's not bashful about punching Jess's puppies at every chance she gets. Kira even throws in a couple of sneaky elbows whenever the referee's not looking and Nigri clearly feels them - and doesn't like it one bit!
It's hard work fighting at close range with both women resorting to a couple of low blows and the occasional elbow or lacing when they can get away with it. There's no history of enmity between them, but that may no longer be true after tonight!
Neither is able to extend on her punches; neither is able to get separation so she can use her legs; and each bogs the other down, but it's Nigri who's taking the fight to Kosarin and Kira just can't seem to get untracked so is being buried under an avalanche of steady punching by the busty blond - who is obviously upset with Kira's fouling and is answering her in kind as the fight degenerates into a foul-filled slugging match in the closing minute!
It's only then that Kira is able to land two consecutive effective punches, but even those are answered by three from Nigri who cruises to take the fourth round on points (wide) in her best round of the fight. Jess goes back to her corner with a wide smirk where she's met by Ryan's icy hands on her bosom giving her some relief after enduring three more minutes of Kosarin's blatant jug muggery.
Rd 5: Nigri starting to roll now, off her stool before the bell, bounding on her toes and quickly closing to circle to her left, pumping her jab in Kira's face and chopping the right over Kosarin's left shoulder. Jess looking more in control than in prior rounds and she's able to use her left and her feet to keep Kira at bay and avoid the close-in kind of body abuse Kosarin was able to inflict on her earlier. Clearly, Holmes and Ryan have made the necessary adjustments to put Jessica Nigri in position to pull off what would be considered a mild upset - despite the age difference between the two women (or perhaps because of their age difference?)
Nigri putting on a clinical demonstration of how to dismantle a young opponent - pretty much romping untouched for the first two minutes. But in her eagerness to finish Kosarin off, Jess gets reckless, dropping her guard as she's throwing bombs willy-nilly. Her single-minded attempt to decapitate Kira leaves Nigri vulnerable and Kira takes advantage - landing a huge uppercut that almost lifts Jess off her feet in the final minute. DOWN GOES NIGRI!
Dropped like a puppet with the strings cut, Jess "melts" to the canvas at Kosarin's feet in a heap, her legs folded under her, her upper body folded backward from the hips, arms limp at her sides; those big, soft, bulging breasts heaving halfway out of their cups. Kira, a cruel sneer on her lips, steps over Jessica and, arms raised in a mocking mirror of Jess's 2nd round gesture, dances away shaking her own modest bosom at the stunned, shocked and open-mouthed, Chimera corner women (Ryan, Holmes and Hurley) who can't believe what they've just witnessed.
Before the referee can pick up the count from the timekeeper, however, the bell rings ending the round!
Kosarin spins around, spits out her mouthpiece and screams, "NO!" Ryan and Holmes scramble through the ropes, retrieve Nigri and haul her to the corner for some badly needed resuscitation! Ryan plunges two ice bags into Jessica's bra while Holmes pours cold water over Jessica's head and Liz Hurley pulls an ammonia capsule from her bra, snaps it and holds it under Nigri's nose!!
Despite the late knockdown, Jessica Nigri's dominating performance for two minutes and fifty seconds was enough to win the round (close), but it's uncertain if she'll be able to answer the bell for the sixth!
Rd 6: Kira scores a knockdown in minute one and Jessica can't get up in time.
Ryan, Holmes and Hurley working frantically during the break to get Nigri ready for the next round. Ryan has her hands full, icing down Nigri's breasts while holding a cold compress to the back of her neck; Hurley waving two ammonia capsules under Jess's nose and Holmes holding an iPad in front of Nigri's blank face showing her U-TubeVideos of how she should keep away from Kira or clinch, whatever she could manage without being hit.
At ringside, Catherine Zeta-Jones had a hurried, whispered, aside to McMahon, reminding her, "You know I never wanted Ryan for our Head Trainer. She's making a bollocks of that girl's career. And I don't know why you let her hire Holmes...she was a failure as an actress and a fighter. Whatever made Ryan think she could handle Nigri I'll never know."
Stephanie listened without comment, content to let CZJ to vent about Ryan, something she almost daily, about Ryan and any other woman Jeri hired without Catherine's approval.
Katie and Jeri and Liz got Jessica upright before the bell, but even the non-boxing fans could see she was in real trouble and many wondered why Ryan was sending her out instead of just tossing in the towel. Across the ring, Kira Kosarin stopped licking her chops as Bjorlin put in her mouthguard.
Jess almost stumbled and fell as she stepped out, her left arm extended like a blind woman trying to manage a revolving door at the Columbus Day bargain basement.
Kira cuffed Nigri with her left and Jess staggered to her left...right into Kosarin's whiplash right hand! Jess toppled over backward, her legs stiff as tree trunks, when she hit the canvas flat on her back she must have bounced a foot in the air before she settled into the cloud of rosin dust that surrounded her.
Kira stood looking down at Jessica's body, then turned and shook her fist at the Chimera corner, then pointed at Stephanie McMahon sitting granite-faced at ringside. The referee gave a disgusted wave-off of the count and raised Kosarin's arm. Kira Kosarin wins with a stunning come-from-behind KO6!
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After: The shockingly sudden finish by Kosarin - who looked all but done for late in the fifth - showed her mental toughness as the physically rugged brunette's ability to "pull one out of her derriere." Her whistling right uppercut had - for all intents and purposes - ended the fight in the fifth and only some hurried damage control (and poor decision-making) even made it possible for Nigri to come out for the sixth. But Jessica was just a shadow of her former self and (mercifully) Kosarin ended it quickly with a right that Jessica likely never saw and never knew what hit her!
The stunning stoppage brought what had been an exciting and entertaining fight to an abrupt conclusion, but there were more fireworks to come in the aftermath of her victory.
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As soon as her gloves were off, Kira walked over to where Jessica lay sprawled on the canvas between a stunned Katie Holmes (who just stood there staring down in disbelief at her fighter) and a kneeling Jeri Ryan, who was (again) applying ice packs to Nigri's bruised and battered breasts as the blonde slumbered unaware. Kira rudely hip-checked Ryan onto her ass, grabbed Jessica's top between her prominent breasts and pulling up, started dragging the limp blond back to Bonzo's corner where - clearly - Kosarin had some kind of postfight humiliation in mind for Nigri.
Catherine Zeta-Jones, having climbed to the ring apron in Chimera's corner, hiked up her dress and scrambled through the ropes in pursuit of the Bonzo brunette. "Hey, let 'er go!" CZJ yells as she steps over Ryan's legs, grabs Kira's shoulder and turns her around. "You have NO right. This isn't JMD/D, it's..."
Before she could finish, Nadia Bjorlin flew out of Kira's corner and slammed both hands into Zeta-Jones' chest, pushing her away from Kira. Cath grunted as she stumbled back, almost tripping over Ryan on the mat behind her.
"You have something to say, you say it to me old timer," Nadia hissed angrily. "YOU'RE the one who has NO RIGHT...to be IN the ring. You're no trainer; so take your fat old ass back to your seat, sit on it, and shut up and watch the show."
Jeri Ryan got up smiling and backed slowly to the Chimera corner where she leaned on the turnbuckle as Stephanie McMahon climbed the steps to the ring apron. Neither Ryan nor McMahon moved to intervene, however, and Stephanie even leaned over the top rope, took Jeri's arm and whispered, "Don't do anything stupid."
Ryan looked at her and chuckled, "Oh, don't worry, Catherine's on her own. I can't wait to see how this plays out." Then she added, "But I won't let them embarrass Jess, she doesn't deserve that." Stephanie nodded, but kept a tight grip on Ryan's arm as Zeta-Jones and Bjorlin squared off.
"I'm not going anywhere until your b*tch lets go OOOFFF..." Again, Nadia interrupted Zeta-Jones, this time she slugged Catherine in the belly, folding the brunette's lush body like a cheap folding chair.
Before anyone knew what was happening, Nadia reached down, grabbed the hem of Zeta-Jones' summer weight dress and pulled it up around her head, trapping Cath's arms in it while exposing her still firm 49 y/o body in a lace bra, panties, a garter belt, nylons and a pair of designer hi-heels. Nadia gave the dress a couple of twists, then drove her right knee up into Catherine's belly! Zeta-Jones dropped to her knees with a breathless grunt.
Nadia forced Catherine's head down on the canvas, then dropped to her knees and trapped her head between them. Wrapping her arms around Zeta-Jones' chest, Nadia looked up at Kira and told her, "Forget about that blonde bimbo; this'll send a strong message. Besides, you may never get another chance to spank an Oscar winners ass."
Kira dropped Nigri on her back and knelt behind Catherine, then pulled off one of Zeta-Jones expensive designer pumps, raised it overhead and SMACK smashed the sole down on Zeta-Jones' right butt cheek and a muffled squeal was heard from under the rucked material of Catherine's dress. Kira began to paddle the older woman's jiggling butt with the shoe... SMACK, SPLAT, SWACK, WHAP, CRACK...
Ryan couldn't stop grinning as she watched her arch-rival get paddled like a misbehaving schoolgirl by a young woman less than half her age. Jeri edged along the ropes behind Kira - who was too focused on Catherine Zeta-Jones' bouncing backside to notice - until she reached Nigri who had started to regain consciousness. Ryan paused just long enough to gently and lovingly replace Jess's breasts in her top, then helped the young blond up and supported her with an arm around her waist as she led her back to the Chimera corner. All the while, the sound of CZJ's spanking echoed in the hushed arena, amplified by the state-of-the-art FCBA sound system.
After fifteen or twenty more spanks, Kira stopped and flipped Catherine's shoe over her shoulder into the crowd where several women scrambled for the souvenir. Nadia got up, turned and glared at the women standing in Chimera's corner, almost daring one of them to come out. No one did, in fact, Jeri Ryan winked at Nadia and gave her a 'thumbs-up' sign of approval for the way she handed the situation.
While the Chimera corner collected their equipment and helped the still groggy blonde down the steps, Kira and Nadia left the ring for their dressing room surrounded by a happy group of Bonzo Gym supporters.
Catherine Zeta-Jones was stopped by Taylor Swift who held out her hand and demanded Catherine give her the "other shoe." When she asked why, Taylor pointed to Karlie Kloss, her date, and told Catherine, "She got the other one and since they're her size, I told her she could have it. Now, give it to me or I'll turn you over my knee and paddle you with it after I rip it off your foot." Glumly, Catherine balanced on one stockinged foot as she slipped her other shoe off and surrendered it without a murmur of dissent.
"WHO'S NEXT?" the media at ringside wanted to know as Kira elbowed her way through the throng as she exited the ring.
Recalling her prefight prediction of more Chimera lightweight conquests to come - Kosarin grinned and asked coyly, "Anyone got Theron's number?"
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