Tahnee Atkinson versus Alice Goodwin (Welterweight Title)
Jun 29, 2018 22:58:29 GMT -6
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Tahnee Atkinson* vs Alice Goodwin (*Welterweight Title) result:Lookout; fight:simgrrl
Odds & Ends vs Chimera - For the Unified Welterweight Title & "Unofficial" British Empire Crown.
[Atkinson from Australia vs Goodwin from Great Britain]
Two buxom beauties stepping up to measure themselves against a "top" opponent. Current welter champ, and two-time JMD/D jeweled brassiere holder, Tahnee taking on challenger and a former JMD/D title challenger, Alice Goodwin for the right to wear the belt emblematic of welter supremacy. But beneath all the welter talk, there's no denying these two feel her bosom's bragging rights are on the line, as they are every time one busty boxer faces another!
Champ Tahnee has had "only" seventeen fights, but her opponents were some of the toughest women in the welter ranks. She's also been in a myriad of "gimmick" and "special" FCBA (sanctioned and unsanctioned) contests. Among the events on her resume are the "JMD/D Queendom V PPV" which she won beating Hannah Ferguson; the 2017 "Body Paint on the Beach" by beating Candice Swanepoel; her first JMD/D Title - January of 2017 over Alexandra Diddario; "The Ice Hotel" in 2017 (again over Hannah Ferguson); her second JMD/D title - November 2017 over Kate Upton; The Body Paint/Booties of Mass Destruction on the Beach in December 2017, (again thanks to Kate Upton); "Boxing on the Beach" in January 2018 when she KOed Brooklyn Decker in 6 rounds.
Tahnee won the United Welterweight Title in March 2018 when she stopped champ Hannah Ferguson in the 8th round, then defended it against challenges from Amanda Righetti and Kelly Brook. Will her impressive run of victories be ended tonight by Alice Goodwin, or can Atkinson add another win to an already impressive resume?
In Goodwin, Tahnee faces a woman whose resume isn't filled with glamorous fights - or "big names" like Atkinson's, but Alice has had her moments. She beat JMD/D legend Yoko Matsugane (2016) and although she's fought six JMD/D fights - including two title tilts - her biggest claim to fame came not in the boxing ring, but at the 2017 Queen of the Beach Tournament. After she snuffed Kate Upton, everyone in the fight biz (beach fights, 'rasslin', boxing, etc.) knew Alice Goodwin had a body to be reckoned with!
Attire: Tahnee entering with Kelly Carlson, Christina Ricci and Mickie James is wearing the same white bandeau she wore beating Freeman.... the rest is black, bottom and gloves, as is the hair she likes to fight with wild and free - much like her boxing style! Alice Goodwin acknowledges the cheers of the crowd, regally waving to her fans as she struts to the ring with trainer Ronda Rousey and corner woman Natasha Henstridge. Alice in a heavyweight blue lace bra, blue lace panties with a silver elastic waistband and red stripes down the sides, matching blue shoes and red gloves with a white striking area. Her dark hair is pulled back in a ponytail that swishes and flips sexily as she struts the aisle to the ring.
Seeing the two face-to-face flanking the referee, it's obvious why the bettors made Goodwin a 2:1 favorite - for no other reason than the size and weight of her massive mammarys! Goodwin's body just looks thicker and more powerful, although the weight difference was negligible at yesterday's weigh-in.
Alice Goodwin (often misidentified as "Goodman" by Tess Valmore) is another who - under pressure from writers like Valmore in publications like Tractorpull - has pretty much abandoned JMD/D for more traditional fights. After winning 2 of 3, she was offered a surprise title fight by Atkinson - herself a refugee from the taint of her JMD/D success. While Goodwin is derided for not being ranked among welters (by writers like Valmore who proudly boast they don't watch JMD/D fights) she IS ranked in the more talent-laden lightweight ranks (#31).
Some fans still fondly recall Goodwin's stunning demolition of Kate Upton in Queen of the Beach last summer, but there's a big difference between NHB beach brawling and the more strictly refereed, FCBA fights. Still, there's no denying that - when tickets are sold for cash - a big bosomy, curvaceous figure, and a glamorous face or a hi-visibility social media presence frequently trumps talent when it comes to match-making!
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During Rd 1: Goodwin out behind a snapping left jab that time and again finds Tahnee's nose. Alice looking the stronger woman, pushing Tahnee around the ring using her upper body development when they're at close quarters. Goodwin the quicker hands beating Tahnee to the punch or catching her mid-stride or off balance. Atkinson the quicker feet, able to escape danger and proving hard to corner for Alice who prefers to attack North-South by coming straight ahead while Tahnee favors to move East-West which sometimes leaves Goodwin hitting only air. Good tactical round by Goodwin, her handlers have scouted Atkinson well and Alice is taking advantage of every weakness so far. Tahnee slow to adjust and as a result, her left breast is being pancaked by Goodwin's right uppercuts inside Atkinson's high left hand.
Goodwin in full on attack mode from the bell, never letting Atkinson get comfortable or allowing her to establish any rhythm. Tahnee's defense being shredded by Alice's relentless, non-stop, punching. She ignores Atkinson's head and lower body to concentrate her furious attack on the champion's rack. By the end of the first round, Tahnee Atkinson's breasts are already glowing bright red from an accumulation of punches landed by Alice Goodwin who bounces back to her corner after winning the 1st round on points (wide).
Rd 2: No panic in the Atkinson corner 'tween rounds as Carlson and Ricci make calm adjustments to fix whatever wasn't working and improve on what went right. Rousey and Ryan making tweaks as well - Ryan while applying ice packs with both hands to Alice's "assets"; Rousey kneeling between Alice's thighs, leaning in with tactical tips of how to add a little more red blush to Tahnee's entitled tits.
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Atkinson steps out briskly, full of piss 'n' vinegar; Goodwin more cautious, tentative at first, circling left - popping a snapping left jab in Tahnee's face. The champ not liking getting face-washed by her buxom opponent, lets emotion get the better of her and rushes Alice, throwing an elbow to the bust, then following with a shoulder block that slams the buxom brunette back into the ropes. As Goodwin rebounds, Tahnee sticks out her foot to trip Alice, and as the busty brunette crashes boobs first on the mat, Atkinson drops on her back and drives Alice's face into the mat.
The referee jumps in, pulling Tahnee off by whatever he can get a grip on and Irish Whips her to the far corner, then gets in her face and gives her a finger-wagging warning. Tahnee, all sad and contrite, promises to "never" do something so outlandish "ever again" and the gullible ref lets her off with a warning. He checks on Goodwin - whose nose is bleeding and walks her to the Chimera corner where Henstridge dabs at the blood, pinches her nose and applies Endswell to it briefly before the referee calls her back. He brings the two women together and warns them he won't put up with any more "nonsense" from either of them.
The fight is restarted and Atkinson whistles a right hand in just under Alice's left eye. Goodwin replies with a right of her own to Tahnee's nose, then a left hook to her right breast that gets a squeak of pain. It's not much, but it's strangely satisfying to Alice... so she does it again to Tahnee's left breast! Atkinson reeling back in mammary pain as Alice advances with her eyes slitted by anger and chops a left over Tahnee's right shoulder that buckles her knees, then an overhand right flush on Atkinson's left cheek! DOWN GOES ATKINSON! Tahnee dropped on her ass by the hard blow, rolls onto the back, her legs flying up in the air. Atkinson tries to sit up, but Alice steps across her body and accidentally knees Tahnee in the chest. "UNGH! AHHHHhhh..." Tahnee groans and falls flat on her back as Alice struts away smirking proudly.
Tahnee struggles to her feet, pausing to adjust her bandeau top while the referee checks her, then waves the two women back together. Tahnee still showing the effects of Alice's knee to her chest, backing up with both hands in front of her in a 'don't hit me' gesture. Alice bats her hands aside and pounds a right into Atkinson's bosom, sending her reeling back onto the ropes. Quick to pursue, Alice bodies up to Tahnee, her big breasts overwhelming the far smaller pair of the champion; Alice making a statement with her bosom even as she pounds away at Atkinson's mid-section, then brings a double fist uppercut to the undersides of both of Tahnee's breasts... the flashy orbs are propelled up - and out - of the bandeau top which is unable to contain her mammarys.
Quick to intervene (on orders from the network censors) the referee cuddles with Tahnee as he struggles to reseat her breasts in her top while blocking the TV cameras from getting a clear picture. After a minute, he's satisfied (letch!) and so are the network suits.
The fight resumes, but there's only time for Goodwin to land two or three more hard shots to Tahnee's top before the bell. Alice Goodwin makes a slow walk around the ring, arms raised, quite satisfied with her performance so far as she scored a knockdown in minute two and won the round (wide) to give her a 2-0 advantage in rounds, and a substantial edge in points!
Rd 3: While Alice is on her stool leaning against the turnbuckle enjoying Jeri Ryan's hands easing the ache in her bosom, Rousey and Henstridge are confidently making dinner plans (maybe they're an "item" - who knows?) Across the ring, Carlson phones Carrie Underwood for advice on what to tell Tahnee to get her back on track while Ricci and James work. Kelly hangs up, then passes on Carrie's advice before sitting back to see what happens.
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Tahnee, understandably, out tentatively; cautiously testing the waters. Alice, just goes back to what's been working so far...an all out assault on Tahnee's taa-taas! Atkinson once again being battered back to the ropes, hunkering down as Goodwin brings the hurt; ripping into Tahnee's tummy and then up into the undersides of her hooters. Tahnee leaning back over the top rope, trying to pull her precious assets out of the line of fire; letting her arms crossed over her bosom absorb some of the punishment while she tries to figure out a way to escape the pain.
After a minute and a half of mindless, non-stop, punching, Goodwin is exhausted and - almost by default - the initiative shifts to Tahnee Atkinson. She pushes off the ropes and starts to slug her way back across the ring, driving Goodwin step-by-step ahead of her to the far side where, now, it's Tahnee's turn to lay into Goodwin's erotically sweaty, jiggling, torso with both fists! Alice bent forward, gloves earmuffed, elbows over her breasts and tummy. Tahnee taking her time, picking her spots, drilling rights and lefts to Alice's flanks in behind her arms. When Goodwin tries to shield her kidneys and ribs, Tahnee shifts her attack, bringing thunderous uppercuts up into Alice's pendulous breasts or between them to her exposed face.
Alice's fleshy body bouncing, rippling, and bucking under the brutal attack; her head snapped up and back by uppercuts that smash into her nose, mouth and eyes; her huge juggs are smashed flat on her heaving chest, making it difficult - if not impossible - to get a breath. Tahnee uses a veteran move, bringing her left up into Alice's face, then stabs her left elbow deep into the soft tissue of Alice's right breast which has no protection from the sheer lace cup! Alice groans in pain, the sweet sound putting a smile on Tahnee's lips as she enjoys payback for the pain Alice has given her!
Late in the round, Tahnee shifts her focus South; moving from Alice's prodigious puppies to her suspect abs. Forehead on Alice's chest, Atkinson all-in with a two-fisted pounding of the expanse of smooth flesh from Goodwin's crotch to her bosom, giving plenty of attention to her little belly button which she makes the center of her attack.
After the bell, Alice sags into Tahnee's arms and Atkinson, as if she couldn't be bothered, spreads her arms wide to let Alice's tormented body slither down her sweaty-slick front to land on her knees with her head bowed and her mouthpiece slipping out as the buxom brunette gulps air into her tortured lungs.
Tahnee - after taking a drubbing early - comes all the way back to steal the points (close) in a turnabout that may mark the turning point of this contest.
Rd 4: Ryan and Henstridge gather Goodwin up under the arms and pull her back to her stool where Rousey is already making preparations. Jeri does her thing, pouring ice cold water into Alice's lace bra to soothe her red, raw, rack. 'Nasty Nat' Henstridge uses the ammonia caps, snapping Alice's head up. Ronda needs a handful of Goodie's dark hair to force eye contact to talk to her while pumping the waistband of Alice's bottom trying to reinflate her lungs. Goodwin's body reacts with shock to the ice cold water from her breasts streaming down her reddened belly to soak the front of her blue lace panties, turning them, like her bra, transparent.
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Atkinson feeling the change of momentum, off her stool and on the attack while Alice is getting a last minute bra adjustment from Jeri Ryan (who knows a thing or two about "The care and feeding of puppies"!) Goodwin only two or three steps from the corner when Tahnee lands the first punch, a sneaky quick right up under Ali's big left breast that sprays water from the lace covering into both women's faces as Tahnee's glove FLATTENS Alice's big boob against her breastbone in a breathtaking impact! Goodwin's knees buckle and she grabs Atkinson around the neck, their breasts mashing together as Tahnee's knees buckles under the extra weight.
Tahnee pushes Alice back to the ropes, reaching around her back to grab the top strand as, briefly, it's Atkinson holding them both upright. Alice pumps a couple of punches to Tahnee's flanks that are more annoying than hurtful; then Tahnee gets her legs under her and - holding Alice in place with her left under Goodwin's chin - Tahnee draws back her right and POUNDS Alice below her bellybutton! The explosion of air from Goodwin ripples Atkinson's hair and, while Alice is trying to catch her breath, Tahnee unleashes another right, again square to the dark areola bullseye of Alice's left breast visible in her clingy, sopping wet, sheer lace, bra cup!
"UNNNGH..." Goodwin spits out her mouthpiece in Tahnee's face when Tahnee slugs Alice in the belly with another right that doubles Alice over wobbling on unsteady legs!
As Atkinson winds up for still another right, the referee (has to) step in, pushing Tahnee back - giving Alice a badly needed break while he retrieves her mouthguard, quickly rinses it and then pushes it back in her mouth. The retrieval and replacement only took seconds, but they were enough to save Goodwin who at least has her wind back and is able to defend herself!
With Goodwin wobbly and crippled, Atkinson can see the end is near and she spends the final forty or so seconds of the round throwing everything she has left in the tank at Alice's lush body, determined to break her before she does the wicked brunette the kindness of knocking her out. It suddenly dawns on the crowd that Tahnee didn't give Alice Goodwin this unexpected chance for a welterweight title fight out of the goodness of her heart, but because she has an agenda - either personal or professional - and she's using this opportunity to send a message to her fellow welters, or perhaps to just one or two specific future opponents!
Alice struggling to maintain her defensive front, her gloves high protecting her face and chin, her elbows in front of her bosom, her posture crouched to shield as much of her abdomen as possible, but still the welterweight champion continues to bash her with a drumbeat of lefts and rights; sending Alice stutter-stepping sideways along the ropes one way until she's trapped in the Chimera corner and can't escape. There's nothing for it but to suffer and endure the punishment until - at long last - she's saved by the bell.
Tahnee steps back and raises her arms high, a proud grin on her lips as she spins away to walk back to GOODWIN RABBIT PUNCHES ATKINSON FROM BEHIND! Tahnee sprawling face down after Alice slugged her in the back of the head for no apparent reason (other than she'd been beaten like a drum for the last three minutes). Referee, slow to anticipate the bell, arrives a split-second too late to prevent the devious brunette's foul and can only grab Goodwin to pin her in her corner while Atkinson gets to her feet.
Odds & Ends seconds arrive just as Tahnee is about to attack Goodwin and pull their girl away (likely saving Atkinson a hefty fine since the referee had his hands full of Alice's Good-ones and his back to Atkinson). Pandemonium in the ring until the referee manages to regain control of the situation (for once an FCBA official seems to be in charge!)
Referee tells each scorekeeper to dock Goodwin a point - adding to Atkinson's domination of the round which she already had won wide!!!
Rd 5: An angry Ronda Rousey giving Alice a finger-wagging talking to on her stool while Jeri Ryan busy icing down Goodwin's rack and applying a cold compress to the back of her neck; Henstridge behind her lifting her under the arms, expanding her chest to help her re-oxygenate her lungs. Despite Rousey's display of pique at Alice's foul, Ryan and Henstridge are wholly supporting Goodwin's "whatever it takes" approach in the championship fight. A rabbit punch; a low blow; the odd knee or elbow; nothing is beyond the pale for those two longtime battle tested blondes.
Even in the Odds & Ends corner there isn't much upset. It's all part of the game and, since Tahnee wasn't injured, Kelly tells her, "Shake it off, then make her sorry - but stay within the rules. The ref's going to be watching for fouls so don't give back that penalty point she handed you."
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This time Alice is ready when the bell rings and meets Tahnee mid-ring where they trade body shots, then Tahnee lands a right high on Alice's head. She shakes it off and when Tahnee tries a second time, Alice has her own right cocked and ready as she leans away from Atkinson's right, taking it off her left shoulder as she turns into her own right hand that catches Tahnee flush as she's leaning forward in the followup to her own punch. The impact sends shivers down Tahnee's body and her knees dip briefly before she steadies herself.
That tiny hesitation is the opening Goodwin needs, and she opens up with both hands! A quick left hook from Alice sends Tahnee off balance to her left; then she's driven back to the ropes by a Goodwin straight right. Getting into a rhythm, Alice doubles up on left hooks - the first to Atkinson's right ear, the second to her right breast! WHAP! Alice's padded fist sinks into Tahnee's taa-taa and the grimace of pain on her face gives Alice renewed energy as she continues to assault the champs body!
Alice not going after Tahnee's tits 100%, she's paying attention to Atkinson's body as well, getting even for the abuse she took for the last two rounds, plus once she breaks down Tahnee's defenses, the rest will still be there for Alice to enjoy at her leisure. Goodwin working out of a deep crouch, driving hard, straight, punches into Tahnee's taut abs, slowly breaking down their stubborn resistance one punch at a time. (Alice isn't being too scrupulous about that whole 'low blow' thing and several times her fist lands a bit below the belt, or sometimes lower!)
Tahnee reeling from the brutal brunette's body attack and is having trouble backing up since Alice can move faster forward than Tahnee can when she's blindly backing up until she bumps into the ropes. When Tahnee is trapped in a corner, it's even worse! Alice uses her bulk to pin Tahnee while beating her belly, "lower frontal area" and her boobs... and every so often, she'll punch her in the face or head when she tries to protect her other "goodies" from Alice's marauding fists. Final seconds, Alice seeing she isn't going to have time to end matters, decides to pile on as much damage as possible before the bell.
Alice, taking a page from Tahnee's own playbook, props Atkinson in the corner with a hand on her face and starts plunging her right hand into Tahnee's body as rapidly as she can punch, starting about six inches below the waistband of Tahnee's trunks and working her way North one glove width at a time, Alice finishes right at the bell with three straight uppercuts to Tahnee's half-exposed chin! The bell rings, but Alice punches her in the belly one more time before the referee pulls her off of Tahnee who slowly slides down the turnbuckle to sit on the bottom rope, her arms draped limp over the middle rope, her legs stretched out in front of her and her head hanging down, her eyes staring at the sight of her own tits hanging out over the top of her bandeau top where they'd been pushed to by any one of the dozen or more uppercuts Alice hammered up into her breasts during those final frantic seconds of the fifth round which, needless to say, Alice wins on points (widely!)
Rd 6: Alice hailed by the Chimera members ringside as well as the three in her corner while over in Odds & Ends corner, Kelly Carlson, Ricci and Mickie James went to work like busy beavers trying to get the champion ready for the sixth round. When the warning buzzer sounded, Tahnee looked only slightly better than she had when they had dragged her back to her stool. Mickie James needed two hands on Tahnee's ass to heave her to her feet, and she used all her strength to get her upright.
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Once Tahnee was upright, however, she was not much better off. She was alert enough to defend herself, but her achy, cranky, body didn't cooperate to the point she could punch effectively. Fighting solely defensively, she managed to avoid suffering major damage for the first half of the round, but was unable to do much to Alice either. In the latter half of the round, Goodwin finally broke thru Tahnee's defensive wall and began landing to the body again. A couple of ringing rights left Tahnee's butt stuffed in the ropes as Alice towered over her thumping away on Atkinson's flanks.
TAHNEE'S HURT! An uppercut intended for Tahnee's taa-taa's slipped thru and instead rang her bell, landing on the point of her chin. When Alice saw Tahnee's knees give way, she turned up the heat and began bashing Atkinson's bra with either hand! Tahnee's upper body jumpin' and jerkin' as Alice brought the hurt up from the floor, burying fist after fist in Tahnee's proud champions breasts! If Tahnee protected her tits, Alice smacked her in the face, or attacked her once taut abs - now reduced to bright red slabs of meat being tenderized with each passing second by Alice's heavy hands.
When Tahnee covered her beautiful face to save it from being disfigured by Goodwin's jealous fists, Alice would simply feint a left to the head, pull back at the last second and drill a right to the underside of one or the other of Tahnee's boobs....sometimes both with the same side-to-side punch!
Closing minute, Tahnee reeling teary-eyed, her body cramping and quivering with pain, she stumbled forward and threw herself at Alice, wrapping her arms around Goodwin's chest and bear-hugging her. Alice tried to squirm free, but Tahnee's desperate desire to hang on and save herself from further pain made her far stronger than Alice's hope of inflicting more agony on Tahnee. They waltzed drunkenly for several seconds - the referee batting at Tahnee's gloved hands clasped behind Alice - until he finally decided to break them up.
He pushed them apart, then as he stepped away and waved them in, Alice jumped forward to punch Tahnee off the break. It was a sneaky move, though not technically illegal since he HAD waved them to resume, but for once Tahnee had the same shady thought as Alice and both moved forward swinging at the same instant. Alice was a little quicker - which usually would be an advantage - and Tahnee's chin was just an inch or so beyond the arc of her swing when her glove swept in front of her. By the time Tahnee's punch arrived, Alice's chin was in perfect position and Tahnee's fist smashed into it, the impact turning Alice's head and shoulders to the left. Her forward momentum carried her past Tahnee, Alice's left shoulder hitting Tahnee's left shoulder, spinning Alice around!!
As Tahnee turned left after the impact of Alice's shoulder with hers, she kept swinging her right fist and hit Alice behind the head, sending her headlong into the ropes and halfway thru them. Alice ended up draped over the middle rope, her head hanging down, her hands on the apron trying to keep herself from tumbling out while her legs kicked helplessly in the air inside the ropes!
The referee jumped into push Tahnee away, grabbed Alice's hips and kept her from falling completely out of the ring down onto the hard cement below. As he got Alice upright, and turned to recall Tahnee from across the ring, he realized Tahnee was standing right beside him and before he could stop her, she punched Alice in the mouth and knocked her down! Alice landed on the bottom rope on her ass, the middle rope across the back of her head and one leg tucked under her! The referee pushed Tahnee back and sent her to the far corner, then helped the dazed Alice up and checked her out. She told him both the day and the date when he asked, then gratuitously offered her opinion of his refereeing skills pro bono. Under the circumstances, he let that slide...
When they resumed action, there were only seconds left in the round, but Alice was still a bit dazed from Tahnee's last punch and couldn't block the next one either! A hard right by Atkinson buckled Alice's knees and sent her stumbling along the ropes, one hand on the top rope to help her stay upright just as the bell sounded to end a thrilling, if confusing, sixth round which the official scorers, in their finite wisdom, scored for Alice Goodwin in a shutout, apparently discounting either the legality, or the effectiveness, of Tahnee's belated and questionable punches.
Rd 7: While Henstridge and Ryan got Goodwin settled on her stool, and while Ryan did her "ice down her tits" thing, Rousey took a moment to chat up the referee, seeking his explanation for why he let Alice get sucker punched. From her expression, ringsiders guessed she didn't like his answer, though there was nothing she could do about it at the time. Carlson, Ricci and James worked diligently on Tahnee Atkinson; Carlson and Ricci offering hurried advice on how to deal with Goodwin while Mickie James took delight in applying cold packs to Tahnee's tortured titties. (Mickie and Jeri Ryan will meet to compare notes later over drinks in the bar!)
Whatever you think of round six, by the start of the seventh Tahnee had most of her strength back and Alice had shaken off Tahnee's late punches. Neither was on her feet at the bell, but both stood resolute and determined after.
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Alice alert, but sluggish to open the action; Tahnee equally alert, but looking slightly fresher and moving more fluidly than the stolid Goodwin. Alice coming straight at Tahnee; Atkinson circling left, not looking particularly eager to taste Alice's power again so soon after just getting the feeling back in her much abused JMD's! Goodwin the bull, Atkinson the matador. Alice charges, throws a punch or two; Tahnee feints left, sidesteps right, and cuffs Alice in the head as she lunges past without landing - or lands only a grazing blow, if at all.
After a couple of unsuccessful such attacks, Alice backs off, panting to reassess the tactic. She raises her gloves and motions to Tahnee to, "Come and get me."
Tahnee grins and shakes her head, pointing to Alice, gesturing, "No, YOU come to ME!"
After each does that a few times, the referee warns them both for stalling and threatens to deduct points if they don't pick up the pace. Reluctantly, Alice moves slowly toward Tahnee who puts up her gloves and circles to Alice's right.
POP, Tahnee jabs Alice in the nose.
Swissssssh, Alice's sweeping right brushes past inches from Tahnee's tummy.
SMACK, Tahnee lands a left hook to Alice's right cheek.
THUD, Tahnee drives a right between Alice's eyes after she misses another right hand.
POP, POP, Alice backs off but Tahnee chases, lands two jabs, drawing blood from Alice's nose.
Angry, Alice throws a flurry of rapid fire punches, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT HOOK...
Tahnee stands her ground, blocking the lefts with her raised right, but exposing herself to a right and she goes reeling back from the shock of impact! Alice steps with her, throwing another left hook that connects on Tahnee's right breast, almost throwing it up out of her soggy bandeau top!
Tahnee shakes off the hot breast pain to cuff Alice in the face with an off balance, weak left, but then pushes off and drives a short right up under Alice's left breast. Alice grunts in pain and, encouraged by the sound, Tahnee sends her next right to the same spot. As her breast meat is smashed flat against her chest, Alice can't stifle a loud squeal of pain and her left hand involuntarily reaches for the breast leaving her momentarily vulnerable!
Tahnee swings over the top of Alice's lowered left hand and her knuckles SLAM into Alice's jaw, buckling her knees. As Alice staggers, she blindly gropes for Tahnee, grabbing her by the hips and pulling them together. Tahnee slams her fists into both sides of Alice's body, hammering her ribs as she tries to reach around and Bearhug Tahnee. The referee slaps Alice's hands down and, now no longer trapped, Tahnee pushes herself away from Alice and throws a left uppercut between them targeting Alice's chin.
But Alice's big breasts gets in the way and as Tahnee's fist sweeps upward, her glove rips away the right cup from Alice's lacy bra, barely slowing the speed of the punch which smashes into the point of Alice's jaw. Goodwin's legs unhinge and she drops on her ass, then slowly topples over onto her back at the feet of the referee where she lays blinking up into the bright overhead lights.
Tahnee turns and trudges away, hoping Alice can't get up. The referee - after checking to make sure Tahnee has left the area - turns to count over Alice who is rolling over pawing at the ropes, trying to get a foot under her as she struggles to rise and beat the count. Alice manages to get to one knee, then is up bending over holding onto the rope before the count of ten. The referee checks her and orders the fight to continue.
Tahnee hurries back to finish Alice off, but Goodwin manages to avoid Atkinson's first punch and clinch. They spin around with Tahnee's back on the ropes which gives Alice time to punch a few times to Tahnee's head, though not hard enough to do more than annoy her. Finally untangling her left hand, Tahnee hooks Alice's paunch a couple of times, forcing her to abandon her clinch. Alice almost falls down throwing a wild uppercut that narrowly misses Tahnee's chin, but leaves her off balance and leaning forward, an easy target for a chopping right down to the side of Alice's face.
Alice plows into the canvas tits first, her right foot flying up as she pancakes in like an air plane making a bad water landing (see YouTube video). Tahnee is just turning away when the bell rings ending the round and, she angrily kicks the lower rope when she reaches her corner. But Tahnee wins round (shutout) leaving her in good shape for the 8th.
Rd 8: Ryan adamantly refuses to take off her blouse to give Alice her bra, so Goodwin will have to finish the fight almost exposed as her bra is barely clinging to her massive chest - which must come as a huge disappointment for most of the fans who had purchased tickets for this fight specifically because it was NOT a JMD/D contest. Yet here they are being exposed to one of the most disgusting imaginable displays of feminine pulchritude since Michelangelo, Donatello, or Rodin. (Hopefully some skipped the corner bar and showed up to watch this great fight!)
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Rousey and Henstridge do their best to get Goodwin ready and she's at least on her feet for the bell. Tahnee, looking somewhat worse for wear herself, out to try and finish before Alice can recover further. Alice tries to punch to hold Tahnee at bay, but the champ walks through her attempts at offense, brushing aside her fists to drive straight shots into her breasts, inverting her nipples and forcing her areolas back into the collapsing mounds of flesh as Tahnee presses her fists in, twisting her wrists and grinding the leather glove on the tender, smooth, skin until it is an angry, bright, red!
Tears welling in Alice's eyes as she's unable to defend her 'pride and joy' from Tahnee's mean-spirited abuse, the haughty Aussie taking delight in literally grinding Alice down bit by bit. Goodwin struggling to fight back, her punches weak and unfocused, her vision blurred, unable to accurately target Tahnee who calmly continues to batter Alice's body, her breasts, her abs, breaking her body - and her resistance - punch by punch.
Tahnee is particularly cruel in this fight, foregoing punches to Alice's face that might lead the referee to stop the fight, or could knock Alice out. Tahnee is on a mission, she wants future opponents to know just how cruel she can be - make them aware of what they're in for if they are foolish enough to think they can take HER title from her!
At last, Tahnee feels her arms growing weary and decides it's time to end the fight...rather than risk Alice getting in some kind of lucky fluke punch that may turn things around yet again. She lifts Alice's chin with her left hand, rears back and drives her right fist into Goodwin's jaw. Alice's eyes roll back and she craters over backward, her exposed right breast flopping wildly to smack her in the face as she hits the canvas out cold. Tahnee stands over Alice, straddling her waist, thinking about ways she can make an even more dramatic statement, perhaps stepping on her. Then she just turns and struts away glaring at Ronda Rousey as she passes the disconsolate trio women in the Chimera corner on her way to prepare for the postfight show she has in mind. Tahnee Atkinson wins via KO8!
After: Fans delighted by the back-and-forth action with Goodwin, then Atkinson, then Goodwin again, then Atkinson once more taking control and battering their opponent nearly unconscious, only to see the other once come storming back to retake the lead. The back-and-forth action kept fans on the edges of their seats for the entire contest and they certainly can't say they didn't get their money's worth, although the best is still to come!
"In the end, there can be only one, and tonight Tahnee Atkinson was the one," Atkinson said as, still smarting over the fourth round "rabbit punch" she quickly shed her gloves then headed for Chimera's corner. She was accompanied by Mickie James, Christina Ricci and Kelly Carlson and the referee!!
When Tahnee arrived, Alice was just coming around; her eyes glazed and unfocused. Rousey tried to protect Alice, but Atkinson roughly shoved her aside. Ronda hesitated, worried about getting into it with the obviously angry champion while the referee was standing right there looking like he'd love nothing more than to throw someone under the bus, perhaps discipline the entire stable for Goodwin's "ill mannered" assault on Atkinson. Ronda looks to Ryan for help, but gets none. At ringside, Stephanie McMahon's face is a blank slate, no hint there of what Ronda should do. She's not going to put her first trainer job at risk for someone who broke one of the 'unwritten rules' and decides to see how it plays out.
JMD/D wasn't sanctioned for this fight, but both women are JMD/D veterans and - after Goodwin's 'cheap shot' - all bets are off! Even the referee told Tahnee she had a free hand to take whatever retribution she feels is justified.
Tahnee grabs a fistful of Alice's sweaty, disheveled hair and pulls her off her stool and drops her on her knees on the mat. Reaching behind Alice, Tahnee has a towel tossed from her corner and uses it to tie her foe's wrists together in front of her. After getting a loose-fitting sports bra placed on her aching cleavage, Tahnee takes off her own bra and wraps it around Alice's neck as a leash, then she jerks it and takes Alice for a walk of shame - on her hands and knees. With her hands bound in front of her, Alice has to extend both arms in front of her, then crawl on her knees up to the, lifting her ass in the air; then sliding her arms forward again.
As she's "inch worming" her way around the ring, her body undulating up and down, her pendulous breasts are swaying and slapping together, sweat dripping from them, the flesh red and raw where Tahnee had punished them time and again. Tahnee's breasts, too were red and flushed, but nowhere near as red as Alice's. And standing upright, Tahnee's young bosom rode firm and proudly on her chest, while Alice's "udders" hung loose and soft beneath her heaving chest. It was a dramatic contrast, made more stark by their different poses as Tahnee led her conquered conquest, Alice trailing her meekly and utterly humiliated by the extent of her defeat.
When they returned to the Chimera corner, Tahnee handed the 'leash' to Rousey and told her, "I won't jugg her out tonight since this wasn't billed as a JMD/D bout... and I hope Tess Valmore will write how grateful she is to me for not abusing her presence here to witness it. Oh, and if you and Ryan can't do a better job of showing your gals the right way to conduct themselves during a fight, I may just come over to Chimera one day and give you and her some private lessons in comportment."
Postfight: Goodwin showing better fitness this fight than her early fights for Chimera, but clearly there's still work to be done on that - as well as shoring up her defense. Alice's early competition in JMD/D didn't call on her to think of her defense first, and it's obvious from her style. Her successful beach wrestling bouts aside, she hasn't had a lot of boxing in her background, so Ronda Rousey is having to make up for those years wasted in apartment and outdoor wrestling, big bosom boxing and other events calling more for over-developed mammary assets at the expense of ring discipline.
Not to be overlooked in the aftermath, as Odds & Ends, etc., are about to depart, Mickie James climbs into the ring to taunt Ronda Rousey about her not being "qualified to fight JMD/D" then adding hurtfully, "It's obvious you don't know anything about tits; they need a microscope to find yours to hit 'em!"
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Odds & Ends vs Chimera - For the Unified Welterweight Title & "Unofficial" British Empire Crown.
[Atkinson from Australia vs Goodwin from Great Britain]
(Tahnee: 26yo, 5'8", 133#; 11-6-0) vs (Alice: 32yo, 5'8" 132#; 7-3-0, incl BBU)
Two buxom beauties stepping up to measure themselves against a "top" opponent. Current welter champ, and two-time JMD/D jeweled brassiere holder, Tahnee taking on challenger and a former JMD/D title challenger, Alice Goodwin for the right to wear the belt emblematic of welter supremacy. But beneath all the welter talk, there's no denying these two feel her bosom's bragging rights are on the line, as they are every time one busty boxer faces another!
Champ Tahnee has had "only" seventeen fights, but her opponents were some of the toughest women in the welter ranks. She's also been in a myriad of "gimmick" and "special" FCBA (sanctioned and unsanctioned) contests. Among the events on her resume are the "JMD/D Queendom V PPV" which she won beating Hannah Ferguson; the 2017 "Body Paint on the Beach" by beating Candice Swanepoel; her first JMD/D Title - January of 2017 over Alexandra Diddario; "The Ice Hotel" in 2017 (again over Hannah Ferguson); her second JMD/D title - November 2017 over Kate Upton; The Body Paint/Booties of Mass Destruction on the Beach in December 2017, (again thanks to Kate Upton); "Boxing on the Beach" in January 2018 when she KOed Brooklyn Decker in 6 rounds.
Tahnee won the United Welterweight Title in March 2018 when she stopped champ Hannah Ferguson in the 8th round, then defended it against challenges from Amanda Righetti and Kelly Brook. Will her impressive run of victories be ended tonight by Alice Goodwin, or can Atkinson add another win to an already impressive resume?
In Goodwin, Tahnee faces a woman whose resume isn't filled with glamorous fights - or "big names" like Atkinson's, but Alice has had her moments. She beat JMD/D legend Yoko Matsugane (2016) and although she's fought six JMD/D fights - including two title tilts - her biggest claim to fame came not in the boxing ring, but at the 2017 Queen of the Beach Tournament. After she snuffed Kate Upton, everyone in the fight biz (beach fights, 'rasslin', boxing, etc.) knew Alice Goodwin had a body to be reckoned with!
Attire: Tahnee entering with Kelly Carlson, Christina Ricci and Mickie James is wearing the same white bandeau she wore beating Freeman.... the rest is black, bottom and gloves, as is the hair she likes to fight with wild and free - much like her boxing style! Alice Goodwin acknowledges the cheers of the crowd, regally waving to her fans as she struts to the ring with trainer Ronda Rousey and corner woman Natasha Henstridge. Alice in a heavyweight blue lace bra, blue lace panties with a silver elastic waistband and red stripes down the sides, matching blue shoes and red gloves with a white striking area. Her dark hair is pulled back in a ponytail that swishes and flips sexily as she struts the aisle to the ring.
Seeing the two face-to-face flanking the referee, it's obvious why the bettors made Goodwin a 2:1 favorite - for no other reason than the size and weight of her massive mammarys! Goodwin's body just looks thicker and more powerful, although the weight difference was negligible at yesterday's weigh-in.
Alice Goodwin (often misidentified as "Goodman" by Tess Valmore) is another who - under pressure from writers like Valmore in publications like Tractorpull - has pretty much abandoned JMD/D for more traditional fights. After winning 2 of 3, she was offered a surprise title fight by Atkinson - herself a refugee from the taint of her JMD/D success. While Goodwin is derided for not being ranked among welters (by writers like Valmore who proudly boast they don't watch JMD/D fights) she IS ranked in the more talent-laden lightweight ranks (#31).
Some fans still fondly recall Goodwin's stunning demolition of Kate Upton in Queen of the Beach last summer, but there's a big difference between NHB beach brawling and the more strictly refereed, FCBA fights. Still, there's no denying that - when tickets are sold for cash - a big bosomy, curvaceous figure, and a glamorous face or a hi-visibility social media presence frequently trumps talent when it comes to match-making!
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During Rd 1: Goodwin out behind a snapping left jab that time and again finds Tahnee's nose. Alice looking the stronger woman, pushing Tahnee around the ring using her upper body development when they're at close quarters. Goodwin the quicker hands beating Tahnee to the punch or catching her mid-stride or off balance. Atkinson the quicker feet, able to escape danger and proving hard to corner for Alice who prefers to attack North-South by coming straight ahead while Tahnee favors to move East-West which sometimes leaves Goodwin hitting only air. Good tactical round by Goodwin, her handlers have scouted Atkinson well and Alice is taking advantage of every weakness so far. Tahnee slow to adjust and as a result, her left breast is being pancaked by Goodwin's right uppercuts inside Atkinson's high left hand.
Goodwin in full on attack mode from the bell, never letting Atkinson get comfortable or allowing her to establish any rhythm. Tahnee's defense being shredded by Alice's relentless, non-stop, punching. She ignores Atkinson's head and lower body to concentrate her furious attack on the champion's rack. By the end of the first round, Tahnee Atkinson's breasts are already glowing bright red from an accumulation of punches landed by Alice Goodwin who bounces back to her corner after winning the 1st round on points (wide).
Rd 2: No panic in the Atkinson corner 'tween rounds as Carlson and Ricci make calm adjustments to fix whatever wasn't working and improve on what went right. Rousey and Ryan making tweaks as well - Ryan while applying ice packs with both hands to Alice's "assets"; Rousey kneeling between Alice's thighs, leaning in with tactical tips of how to add a little more red blush to Tahnee's entitled tits.
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Atkinson steps out briskly, full of piss 'n' vinegar; Goodwin more cautious, tentative at first, circling left - popping a snapping left jab in Tahnee's face. The champ not liking getting face-washed by her buxom opponent, lets emotion get the better of her and rushes Alice, throwing an elbow to the bust, then following with a shoulder block that slams the buxom brunette back into the ropes. As Goodwin rebounds, Tahnee sticks out her foot to trip Alice, and as the busty brunette crashes boobs first on the mat, Atkinson drops on her back and drives Alice's face into the mat.
The referee jumps in, pulling Tahnee off by whatever he can get a grip on and Irish Whips her to the far corner, then gets in her face and gives her a finger-wagging warning. Tahnee, all sad and contrite, promises to "never" do something so outlandish "ever again" and the gullible ref lets her off with a warning. He checks on Goodwin - whose nose is bleeding and walks her to the Chimera corner where Henstridge dabs at the blood, pinches her nose and applies Endswell to it briefly before the referee calls her back. He brings the two women together and warns them he won't put up with any more "nonsense" from either of them.
The fight is restarted and Atkinson whistles a right hand in just under Alice's left eye. Goodwin replies with a right of her own to Tahnee's nose, then a left hook to her right breast that gets a squeak of pain. It's not much, but it's strangely satisfying to Alice... so she does it again to Tahnee's left breast! Atkinson reeling back in mammary pain as Alice advances with her eyes slitted by anger and chops a left over Tahnee's right shoulder that buckles her knees, then an overhand right flush on Atkinson's left cheek! DOWN GOES ATKINSON! Tahnee dropped on her ass by the hard blow, rolls onto the back, her legs flying up in the air. Atkinson tries to sit up, but Alice steps across her body and accidentally knees Tahnee in the chest. "UNGH! AHHHHhhh..." Tahnee groans and falls flat on her back as Alice struts away smirking proudly.
Tahnee struggles to her feet, pausing to adjust her bandeau top while the referee checks her, then waves the two women back together. Tahnee still showing the effects of Alice's knee to her chest, backing up with both hands in front of her in a 'don't hit me' gesture. Alice bats her hands aside and pounds a right into Atkinson's bosom, sending her reeling back onto the ropes. Quick to pursue, Alice bodies up to Tahnee, her big breasts overwhelming the far smaller pair of the champion; Alice making a statement with her bosom even as she pounds away at Atkinson's mid-section, then brings a double fist uppercut to the undersides of both of Tahnee's breasts... the flashy orbs are propelled up - and out - of the bandeau top which is unable to contain her mammarys.
Quick to intervene (on orders from the network censors) the referee cuddles with Tahnee as he struggles to reseat her breasts in her top while blocking the TV cameras from getting a clear picture. After a minute, he's satisfied (letch!) and so are the network suits.
The fight resumes, but there's only time for Goodwin to land two or three more hard shots to Tahnee's top before the bell. Alice Goodwin makes a slow walk around the ring, arms raised, quite satisfied with her performance so far as she scored a knockdown in minute two and won the round (wide) to give her a 2-0 advantage in rounds, and a substantial edge in points!
Rd 3: While Alice is on her stool leaning against the turnbuckle enjoying Jeri Ryan's hands easing the ache in her bosom, Rousey and Henstridge are confidently making dinner plans (maybe they're an "item" - who knows?) Across the ring, Carlson phones Carrie Underwood for advice on what to tell Tahnee to get her back on track while Ricci and James work. Kelly hangs up, then passes on Carrie's advice before sitting back to see what happens.
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Tahnee, understandably, out tentatively; cautiously testing the waters. Alice, just goes back to what's been working so far...an all out assault on Tahnee's taa-taas! Atkinson once again being battered back to the ropes, hunkering down as Goodwin brings the hurt; ripping into Tahnee's tummy and then up into the undersides of her hooters. Tahnee leaning back over the top rope, trying to pull her precious assets out of the line of fire; letting her arms crossed over her bosom absorb some of the punishment while she tries to figure out a way to escape the pain.
After a minute and a half of mindless, non-stop, punching, Goodwin is exhausted and - almost by default - the initiative shifts to Tahnee Atkinson. She pushes off the ropes and starts to slug her way back across the ring, driving Goodwin step-by-step ahead of her to the far side where, now, it's Tahnee's turn to lay into Goodwin's erotically sweaty, jiggling, torso with both fists! Alice bent forward, gloves earmuffed, elbows over her breasts and tummy. Tahnee taking her time, picking her spots, drilling rights and lefts to Alice's flanks in behind her arms. When Goodwin tries to shield her kidneys and ribs, Tahnee shifts her attack, bringing thunderous uppercuts up into Alice's pendulous breasts or between them to her exposed face.
Alice's fleshy body bouncing, rippling, and bucking under the brutal attack; her head snapped up and back by uppercuts that smash into her nose, mouth and eyes; her huge juggs are smashed flat on her heaving chest, making it difficult - if not impossible - to get a breath. Tahnee uses a veteran move, bringing her left up into Alice's face, then stabs her left elbow deep into the soft tissue of Alice's right breast which has no protection from the sheer lace cup! Alice groans in pain, the sweet sound putting a smile on Tahnee's lips as she enjoys payback for the pain Alice has given her!
Late in the round, Tahnee shifts her focus South; moving from Alice's prodigious puppies to her suspect abs. Forehead on Alice's chest, Atkinson all-in with a two-fisted pounding of the expanse of smooth flesh from Goodwin's crotch to her bosom, giving plenty of attention to her little belly button which she makes the center of her attack.
After the bell, Alice sags into Tahnee's arms and Atkinson, as if she couldn't be bothered, spreads her arms wide to let Alice's tormented body slither down her sweaty-slick front to land on her knees with her head bowed and her mouthpiece slipping out as the buxom brunette gulps air into her tortured lungs.
Tahnee - after taking a drubbing early - comes all the way back to steal the points (close) in a turnabout that may mark the turning point of this contest.
Rd 4: Ryan and Henstridge gather Goodwin up under the arms and pull her back to her stool where Rousey is already making preparations. Jeri does her thing, pouring ice cold water into Alice's lace bra to soothe her red, raw, rack. 'Nasty Nat' Henstridge uses the ammonia caps, snapping Alice's head up. Ronda needs a handful of Goodie's dark hair to force eye contact to talk to her while pumping the waistband of Alice's bottom trying to reinflate her lungs. Goodwin's body reacts with shock to the ice cold water from her breasts streaming down her reddened belly to soak the front of her blue lace panties, turning them, like her bra, transparent.
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Atkinson feeling the change of momentum, off her stool and on the attack while Alice is getting a last minute bra adjustment from Jeri Ryan (who knows a thing or two about "The care and feeding of puppies"!) Goodwin only two or three steps from the corner when Tahnee lands the first punch, a sneaky quick right up under Ali's big left breast that sprays water from the lace covering into both women's faces as Tahnee's glove FLATTENS Alice's big boob against her breastbone in a breathtaking impact! Goodwin's knees buckle and she grabs Atkinson around the neck, their breasts mashing together as Tahnee's knees buckles under the extra weight.
Tahnee pushes Alice back to the ropes, reaching around her back to grab the top strand as, briefly, it's Atkinson holding them both upright. Alice pumps a couple of punches to Tahnee's flanks that are more annoying than hurtful; then Tahnee gets her legs under her and - holding Alice in place with her left under Goodwin's chin - Tahnee draws back her right and POUNDS Alice below her bellybutton! The explosion of air from Goodwin ripples Atkinson's hair and, while Alice is trying to catch her breath, Tahnee unleashes another right, again square to the dark areola bullseye of Alice's left breast visible in her clingy, sopping wet, sheer lace, bra cup!
"UNNNGH..." Goodwin spits out her mouthpiece in Tahnee's face when Tahnee slugs Alice in the belly with another right that doubles Alice over wobbling on unsteady legs!
As Atkinson winds up for still another right, the referee (has to) step in, pushing Tahnee back - giving Alice a badly needed break while he retrieves her mouthguard, quickly rinses it and then pushes it back in her mouth. The retrieval and replacement only took seconds, but they were enough to save Goodwin who at least has her wind back and is able to defend herself!
With Goodwin wobbly and crippled, Atkinson can see the end is near and she spends the final forty or so seconds of the round throwing everything she has left in the tank at Alice's lush body, determined to break her before she does the wicked brunette the kindness of knocking her out. It suddenly dawns on the crowd that Tahnee didn't give Alice Goodwin this unexpected chance for a welterweight title fight out of the goodness of her heart, but because she has an agenda - either personal or professional - and she's using this opportunity to send a message to her fellow welters, or perhaps to just one or two specific future opponents!
Alice struggling to maintain her defensive front, her gloves high protecting her face and chin, her elbows in front of her bosom, her posture crouched to shield as much of her abdomen as possible, but still the welterweight champion continues to bash her with a drumbeat of lefts and rights; sending Alice stutter-stepping sideways along the ropes one way until she's trapped in the Chimera corner and can't escape. There's nothing for it but to suffer and endure the punishment until - at long last - she's saved by the bell.
Tahnee steps back and raises her arms high, a proud grin on her lips as she spins away to walk back to GOODWIN RABBIT PUNCHES ATKINSON FROM BEHIND! Tahnee sprawling face down after Alice slugged her in the back of the head for no apparent reason (other than she'd been beaten like a drum for the last three minutes). Referee, slow to anticipate the bell, arrives a split-second too late to prevent the devious brunette's foul and can only grab Goodwin to pin her in her corner while Atkinson gets to her feet.
Odds & Ends seconds arrive just as Tahnee is about to attack Goodwin and pull their girl away (likely saving Atkinson a hefty fine since the referee had his hands full of Alice's Good-ones and his back to Atkinson). Pandemonium in the ring until the referee manages to regain control of the situation (for once an FCBA official seems to be in charge!)
Referee tells each scorekeeper to dock Goodwin a point - adding to Atkinson's domination of the round which she already had won wide!!!
Rd 5: An angry Ronda Rousey giving Alice a finger-wagging talking to on her stool while Jeri Ryan busy icing down Goodwin's rack and applying a cold compress to the back of her neck; Henstridge behind her lifting her under the arms, expanding her chest to help her re-oxygenate her lungs. Despite Rousey's display of pique at Alice's foul, Ryan and Henstridge are wholly supporting Goodwin's "whatever it takes" approach in the championship fight. A rabbit punch; a low blow; the odd knee or elbow; nothing is beyond the pale for those two longtime battle tested blondes.
Even in the Odds & Ends corner there isn't much upset. It's all part of the game and, since Tahnee wasn't injured, Kelly tells her, "Shake it off, then make her sorry - but stay within the rules. The ref's going to be watching for fouls so don't give back that penalty point she handed you."
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This time Alice is ready when the bell rings and meets Tahnee mid-ring where they trade body shots, then Tahnee lands a right high on Alice's head. She shakes it off and when Tahnee tries a second time, Alice has her own right cocked and ready as she leans away from Atkinson's right, taking it off her left shoulder as she turns into her own right hand that catches Tahnee flush as she's leaning forward in the followup to her own punch. The impact sends shivers down Tahnee's body and her knees dip briefly before she steadies herself.
That tiny hesitation is the opening Goodwin needs, and she opens up with both hands! A quick left hook from Alice sends Tahnee off balance to her left; then she's driven back to the ropes by a Goodwin straight right. Getting into a rhythm, Alice doubles up on left hooks - the first to Atkinson's right ear, the second to her right breast! WHAP! Alice's padded fist sinks into Tahnee's taa-taa and the grimace of pain on her face gives Alice renewed energy as she continues to assault the champs body!
Alice not going after Tahnee's tits 100%, she's paying attention to Atkinson's body as well, getting even for the abuse she took for the last two rounds, plus once she breaks down Tahnee's defenses, the rest will still be there for Alice to enjoy at her leisure. Goodwin working out of a deep crouch, driving hard, straight, punches into Tahnee's taut abs, slowly breaking down their stubborn resistance one punch at a time. (Alice isn't being too scrupulous about that whole 'low blow' thing and several times her fist lands a bit below the belt, or sometimes lower!)
Tahnee reeling from the brutal brunette's body attack and is having trouble backing up since Alice can move faster forward than Tahnee can when she's blindly backing up until she bumps into the ropes. When Tahnee is trapped in a corner, it's even worse! Alice uses her bulk to pin Tahnee while beating her belly, "lower frontal area" and her boobs... and every so often, she'll punch her in the face or head when she tries to protect her other "goodies" from Alice's marauding fists. Final seconds, Alice seeing she isn't going to have time to end matters, decides to pile on as much damage as possible before the bell.
Alice, taking a page from Tahnee's own playbook, props Atkinson in the corner with a hand on her face and starts plunging her right hand into Tahnee's body as rapidly as she can punch, starting about six inches below the waistband of Tahnee's trunks and working her way North one glove width at a time, Alice finishes right at the bell with three straight uppercuts to Tahnee's half-exposed chin! The bell rings, but Alice punches her in the belly one more time before the referee pulls her off of Tahnee who slowly slides down the turnbuckle to sit on the bottom rope, her arms draped limp over the middle rope, her legs stretched out in front of her and her head hanging down, her eyes staring at the sight of her own tits hanging out over the top of her bandeau top where they'd been pushed to by any one of the dozen or more uppercuts Alice hammered up into her breasts during those final frantic seconds of the fifth round which, needless to say, Alice wins on points (widely!)
Rd 6: Alice hailed by the Chimera members ringside as well as the three in her corner while over in Odds & Ends corner, Kelly Carlson, Ricci and Mickie James went to work like busy beavers trying to get the champion ready for the sixth round. When the warning buzzer sounded, Tahnee looked only slightly better than she had when they had dragged her back to her stool. Mickie James needed two hands on Tahnee's ass to heave her to her feet, and she used all her strength to get her upright.
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Once Tahnee was upright, however, she was not much better off. She was alert enough to defend herself, but her achy, cranky, body didn't cooperate to the point she could punch effectively. Fighting solely defensively, she managed to avoid suffering major damage for the first half of the round, but was unable to do much to Alice either. In the latter half of the round, Goodwin finally broke thru Tahnee's defensive wall and began landing to the body again. A couple of ringing rights left Tahnee's butt stuffed in the ropes as Alice towered over her thumping away on Atkinson's flanks.
TAHNEE'S HURT! An uppercut intended for Tahnee's taa-taa's slipped thru and instead rang her bell, landing on the point of her chin. When Alice saw Tahnee's knees give way, she turned up the heat and began bashing Atkinson's bra with either hand! Tahnee's upper body jumpin' and jerkin' as Alice brought the hurt up from the floor, burying fist after fist in Tahnee's proud champions breasts! If Tahnee protected her tits, Alice smacked her in the face, or attacked her once taut abs - now reduced to bright red slabs of meat being tenderized with each passing second by Alice's heavy hands.
When Tahnee covered her beautiful face to save it from being disfigured by Goodwin's jealous fists, Alice would simply feint a left to the head, pull back at the last second and drill a right to the underside of one or the other of Tahnee's boobs....sometimes both with the same side-to-side punch!
Closing minute, Tahnee reeling teary-eyed, her body cramping and quivering with pain, she stumbled forward and threw herself at Alice, wrapping her arms around Goodwin's chest and bear-hugging her. Alice tried to squirm free, but Tahnee's desperate desire to hang on and save herself from further pain made her far stronger than Alice's hope of inflicting more agony on Tahnee. They waltzed drunkenly for several seconds - the referee batting at Tahnee's gloved hands clasped behind Alice - until he finally decided to break them up.
He pushed them apart, then as he stepped away and waved them in, Alice jumped forward to punch Tahnee off the break. It was a sneaky move, though not technically illegal since he HAD waved them to resume, but for once Tahnee had the same shady thought as Alice and both moved forward swinging at the same instant. Alice was a little quicker - which usually would be an advantage - and Tahnee's chin was just an inch or so beyond the arc of her swing when her glove swept in front of her. By the time Tahnee's punch arrived, Alice's chin was in perfect position and Tahnee's fist smashed into it, the impact turning Alice's head and shoulders to the left. Her forward momentum carried her past Tahnee, Alice's left shoulder hitting Tahnee's left shoulder, spinning Alice around!!
As Tahnee turned left after the impact of Alice's shoulder with hers, she kept swinging her right fist and hit Alice behind the head, sending her headlong into the ropes and halfway thru them. Alice ended up draped over the middle rope, her head hanging down, her hands on the apron trying to keep herself from tumbling out while her legs kicked helplessly in the air inside the ropes!
The referee jumped into push Tahnee away, grabbed Alice's hips and kept her from falling completely out of the ring down onto the hard cement below. As he got Alice upright, and turned to recall Tahnee from across the ring, he realized Tahnee was standing right beside him and before he could stop her, she punched Alice in the mouth and knocked her down! Alice landed on the bottom rope on her ass, the middle rope across the back of her head and one leg tucked under her! The referee pushed Tahnee back and sent her to the far corner, then helped the dazed Alice up and checked her out. She told him both the day and the date when he asked, then gratuitously offered her opinion of his refereeing skills pro bono. Under the circumstances, he let that slide...
When they resumed action, there were only seconds left in the round, but Alice was still a bit dazed from Tahnee's last punch and couldn't block the next one either! A hard right by Atkinson buckled Alice's knees and sent her stumbling along the ropes, one hand on the top rope to help her stay upright just as the bell sounded to end a thrilling, if confusing, sixth round which the official scorers, in their finite wisdom, scored for Alice Goodwin in a shutout, apparently discounting either the legality, or the effectiveness, of Tahnee's belated and questionable punches.
Rd 7: While Henstridge and Ryan got Goodwin settled on her stool, and while Ryan did her "ice down her tits" thing, Rousey took a moment to chat up the referee, seeking his explanation for why he let Alice get sucker punched. From her expression, ringsiders guessed she didn't like his answer, though there was nothing she could do about it at the time. Carlson, Ricci and James worked diligently on Tahnee Atkinson; Carlson and Ricci offering hurried advice on how to deal with Goodwin while Mickie James took delight in applying cold packs to Tahnee's tortured titties. (Mickie and Jeri Ryan will meet to compare notes later over drinks in the bar!)
Whatever you think of round six, by the start of the seventh Tahnee had most of her strength back and Alice had shaken off Tahnee's late punches. Neither was on her feet at the bell, but both stood resolute and determined after.
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Alice alert, but sluggish to open the action; Tahnee equally alert, but looking slightly fresher and moving more fluidly than the stolid Goodwin. Alice coming straight at Tahnee; Atkinson circling left, not looking particularly eager to taste Alice's power again so soon after just getting the feeling back in her much abused JMD's! Goodwin the bull, Atkinson the matador. Alice charges, throws a punch or two; Tahnee feints left, sidesteps right, and cuffs Alice in the head as she lunges past without landing - or lands only a grazing blow, if at all.
After a couple of unsuccessful such attacks, Alice backs off, panting to reassess the tactic. She raises her gloves and motions to Tahnee to, "Come and get me."
Tahnee grins and shakes her head, pointing to Alice, gesturing, "No, YOU come to ME!"
After each does that a few times, the referee warns them both for stalling and threatens to deduct points if they don't pick up the pace. Reluctantly, Alice moves slowly toward Tahnee who puts up her gloves and circles to Alice's right.
POP, Tahnee jabs Alice in the nose.
Swissssssh, Alice's sweeping right brushes past inches from Tahnee's tummy.
SMACK, Tahnee lands a left hook to Alice's right cheek.
THUD, Tahnee drives a right between Alice's eyes after she misses another right hand.
POP, POP, Alice backs off but Tahnee chases, lands two jabs, drawing blood from Alice's nose.
Angry, Alice throws a flurry of rapid fire punches, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT HOOK...
Tahnee stands her ground, blocking the lefts with her raised right, but exposing herself to a right and she goes reeling back from the shock of impact! Alice steps with her, throwing another left hook that connects on Tahnee's right breast, almost throwing it up out of her soggy bandeau top!
Tahnee shakes off the hot breast pain to cuff Alice in the face with an off balance, weak left, but then pushes off and drives a short right up under Alice's left breast. Alice grunts in pain and, encouraged by the sound, Tahnee sends her next right to the same spot. As her breast meat is smashed flat against her chest, Alice can't stifle a loud squeal of pain and her left hand involuntarily reaches for the breast leaving her momentarily vulnerable!
Tahnee swings over the top of Alice's lowered left hand and her knuckles SLAM into Alice's jaw, buckling her knees. As Alice staggers, she blindly gropes for Tahnee, grabbing her by the hips and pulling them together. Tahnee slams her fists into both sides of Alice's body, hammering her ribs as she tries to reach around and Bearhug Tahnee. The referee slaps Alice's hands down and, now no longer trapped, Tahnee pushes herself away from Alice and throws a left uppercut between them targeting Alice's chin.
But Alice's big breasts gets in the way and as Tahnee's fist sweeps upward, her glove rips away the right cup from Alice's lacy bra, barely slowing the speed of the punch which smashes into the point of Alice's jaw. Goodwin's legs unhinge and she drops on her ass, then slowly topples over onto her back at the feet of the referee where she lays blinking up into the bright overhead lights.
Tahnee turns and trudges away, hoping Alice can't get up. The referee - after checking to make sure Tahnee has left the area - turns to count over Alice who is rolling over pawing at the ropes, trying to get a foot under her as she struggles to rise and beat the count. Alice manages to get to one knee, then is up bending over holding onto the rope before the count of ten. The referee checks her and orders the fight to continue.
Tahnee hurries back to finish Alice off, but Goodwin manages to avoid Atkinson's first punch and clinch. They spin around with Tahnee's back on the ropes which gives Alice time to punch a few times to Tahnee's head, though not hard enough to do more than annoy her. Finally untangling her left hand, Tahnee hooks Alice's paunch a couple of times, forcing her to abandon her clinch. Alice almost falls down throwing a wild uppercut that narrowly misses Tahnee's chin, but leaves her off balance and leaning forward, an easy target for a chopping right down to the side of Alice's face.
Alice plows into the canvas tits first, her right foot flying up as she pancakes in like an air plane making a bad water landing (see YouTube video). Tahnee is just turning away when the bell rings ending the round and, she angrily kicks the lower rope when she reaches her corner. But Tahnee wins round (shutout) leaving her in good shape for the 8th.
Rd 8: Ryan adamantly refuses to take off her blouse to give Alice her bra, so Goodwin will have to finish the fight almost exposed as her bra is barely clinging to her massive chest - which must come as a huge disappointment for most of the fans who had purchased tickets for this fight specifically because it was NOT a JMD/D contest. Yet here they are being exposed to one of the most disgusting imaginable displays of feminine pulchritude since Michelangelo, Donatello, or Rodin. (Hopefully some skipped the corner bar and showed up to watch this great fight!)
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Rousey and Henstridge do their best to get Goodwin ready and she's at least on her feet for the bell. Tahnee, looking somewhat worse for wear herself, out to try and finish before Alice can recover further. Alice tries to punch to hold Tahnee at bay, but the champ walks through her attempts at offense, brushing aside her fists to drive straight shots into her breasts, inverting her nipples and forcing her areolas back into the collapsing mounds of flesh as Tahnee presses her fists in, twisting her wrists and grinding the leather glove on the tender, smooth, skin until it is an angry, bright, red!
Tears welling in Alice's eyes as she's unable to defend her 'pride and joy' from Tahnee's mean-spirited abuse, the haughty Aussie taking delight in literally grinding Alice down bit by bit. Goodwin struggling to fight back, her punches weak and unfocused, her vision blurred, unable to accurately target Tahnee who calmly continues to batter Alice's body, her breasts, her abs, breaking her body - and her resistance - punch by punch.
Tahnee is particularly cruel in this fight, foregoing punches to Alice's face that might lead the referee to stop the fight, or could knock Alice out. Tahnee is on a mission, she wants future opponents to know just how cruel she can be - make them aware of what they're in for if they are foolish enough to think they can take HER title from her!
At last, Tahnee feels her arms growing weary and decides it's time to end the fight...rather than risk Alice getting in some kind of lucky fluke punch that may turn things around yet again. She lifts Alice's chin with her left hand, rears back and drives her right fist into Goodwin's jaw. Alice's eyes roll back and she craters over backward, her exposed right breast flopping wildly to smack her in the face as she hits the canvas out cold. Tahnee stands over Alice, straddling her waist, thinking about ways she can make an even more dramatic statement, perhaps stepping on her. Then she just turns and struts away glaring at Ronda Rousey as she passes the disconsolate trio women in the Chimera corner on her way to prepare for the postfight show she has in mind. Tahnee Atkinson wins via KO8!
After: Fans delighted by the back-and-forth action with Goodwin, then Atkinson, then Goodwin again, then Atkinson once more taking control and battering their opponent nearly unconscious, only to see the other once come storming back to retake the lead. The back-and-forth action kept fans on the edges of their seats for the entire contest and they certainly can't say they didn't get their money's worth, although the best is still to come!
"In the end, there can be only one, and tonight Tahnee Atkinson was the one," Atkinson said as, still smarting over the fourth round "rabbit punch" she quickly shed her gloves then headed for Chimera's corner. She was accompanied by Mickie James, Christina Ricci and Kelly Carlson and the referee!!
When Tahnee arrived, Alice was just coming around; her eyes glazed and unfocused. Rousey tried to protect Alice, but Atkinson roughly shoved her aside. Ronda hesitated, worried about getting into it with the obviously angry champion while the referee was standing right there looking like he'd love nothing more than to throw someone under the bus, perhaps discipline the entire stable for Goodwin's "ill mannered" assault on Atkinson. Ronda looks to Ryan for help, but gets none. At ringside, Stephanie McMahon's face is a blank slate, no hint there of what Ronda should do. She's not going to put her first trainer job at risk for someone who broke one of the 'unwritten rules' and decides to see how it plays out.
JMD/D wasn't sanctioned for this fight, but both women are JMD/D veterans and - after Goodwin's 'cheap shot' - all bets are off! Even the referee told Tahnee she had a free hand to take whatever retribution she feels is justified.
Tahnee grabs a fistful of Alice's sweaty, disheveled hair and pulls her off her stool and drops her on her knees on the mat. Reaching behind Alice, Tahnee has a towel tossed from her corner and uses it to tie her foe's wrists together in front of her. After getting a loose-fitting sports bra placed on her aching cleavage, Tahnee takes off her own bra and wraps it around Alice's neck as a leash, then she jerks it and takes Alice for a walk of shame - on her hands and knees. With her hands bound in front of her, Alice has to extend both arms in front of her, then crawl on her knees up to the, lifting her ass in the air; then sliding her arms forward again.
As she's "inch worming" her way around the ring, her body undulating up and down, her pendulous breasts are swaying and slapping together, sweat dripping from them, the flesh red and raw where Tahnee had punished them time and again. Tahnee's breasts, too were red and flushed, but nowhere near as red as Alice's. And standing upright, Tahnee's young bosom rode firm and proudly on her chest, while Alice's "udders" hung loose and soft beneath her heaving chest. It was a dramatic contrast, made more stark by their different poses as Tahnee led her conquered conquest, Alice trailing her meekly and utterly humiliated by the extent of her defeat.
When they returned to the Chimera corner, Tahnee handed the 'leash' to Rousey and told her, "I won't jugg her out tonight since this wasn't billed as a JMD/D bout... and I hope Tess Valmore will write how grateful she is to me for not abusing her presence here to witness it. Oh, and if you and Ryan can't do a better job of showing your gals the right way to conduct themselves during a fight, I may just come over to Chimera one day and give you and her some private lessons in comportment."
Postfight: Goodwin showing better fitness this fight than her early fights for Chimera, but clearly there's still work to be done on that - as well as shoring up her defense. Alice's early competition in JMD/D didn't call on her to think of her defense first, and it's obvious from her style. Her successful beach wrestling bouts aside, she hasn't had a lot of boxing in her background, so Ronda Rousey is having to make up for those years wasted in apartment and outdoor wrestling, big bosom boxing and other events calling more for over-developed mammary assets at the expense of ring discipline.
Not to be overlooked in the aftermath, as Odds & Ends, etc., are about to depart, Mickie James climbs into the ring to taunt Ronda Rousey about her not being "qualified to fight JMD/D" then adding hurtfully, "It's obvious you don't know anything about tits; they need a microscope to find yours to hit 'em!"
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