Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on May 31, 2018 19:18:27 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap May with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start at bantamweight, where Katherine Langford is going to make her FCBA debut against Hunter King!"
McCarthy: "And, if that were the only bantamweight bout we had tonight, that would be bad enough, but, instead, we're going to have to suffer through Jessica Stroup's FCBA debut against that Campbell clone Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "It won't all be bantamweight action, though, because we have a pair of lightweight bouts tonight, with Betty Gilpin stepping into an FCBA ring for the first time against Serinda Swan and Krysten Ritter returning to Philly to face former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!"
McCarthy: "Even WORSE, we're going to be subjected to a welterweight bout featuring the FCBA debut of Deborah Ann Woll against the only-slightly-less-annoying-than-Decker Charlotte McKinney!"
Cassie: "And, of course, Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club, is here in the form of The Wilde Girl herself, Olivia Wilde, who meets former Unified Bantamweight Champion Chloe Bennet!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Netflix At The Asylum!'"
Cassie: "We are, Jenny, and we're going to start at bantamweight, where Katherine Langford is going to make her FCBA debut against Hunter King!"
McCarthy: "And, if that were the only bantamweight bout we had tonight, that would be bad enough, but, instead, we're going to have to suffer through Jessica Stroup's FCBA debut against that Campbell clone Kat Dennings!"
Tess: "It won't all be bantamweight action, though, because we have a pair of lightweight bouts tonight, with Betty Gilpin stepping into an FCBA ring for the first time against Serinda Swan and Krysten Ritter returning to Philly to face former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!"
McCarthy: "Even WORSE, we're going to be subjected to a welterweight bout featuring the FCBA debut of Deborah Ann Woll against the only-slightly-less-annoying-than-Decker Charlotte McKinney!"
Cassie: "And, of course, Philly's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club, is here in the form of The Wilde Girl herself, Olivia Wilde, who meets former Unified Bantamweight Champion Chloe Bennet!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Netflix At The Asylum!'"