Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on May 31, 2018 19:11:39 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I've been wondering if anybody was going to have the guts to give me a shot up here," says Deborah. "It took a lot longer than it should have, but I'm here and I'm about to make a BIG impression."
"Look," says Charlotte with a hint of a smile, "She's right about one thing. She SHOULD have had a shot in the bigs by now. But. She's dead wrong if she thinks she's going to make an impression tonight. Unless she's referring to the one her BODY is going to make in the canvas."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Get The Funk Out Ma Face' by the Brothers Johnson, and here comes the star of Netflix's 'The Punisher', Deborah Ann Woll!"
McCarthy: "I'd say we're going to set a record for girls without an FCBA win tonight, but we've had whole CARDS like that around here. Why do I bother doing this?"
Cassie: "Could be the big fat PAYCHECK you get. With Uncle Wiz's name on it."
McCarthy: "HE. IS. NOT. MY. BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Just one more after this, liver. And, then I'm going to pickle you. Meanwhile, Woll into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black number and a body that's been doing a ton of training for this opportunity..."
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
McCarthy: "And that song is still almost as stupid as McKinney's nickname!"
O'Dell: "The song in question is 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and the nickname in question, 'Agent 00DDD' belongs to the lady headed to the ring right now, the lovely Charlotte McKinney!"
Tess: "And, now that Front Street is officially back in the welterweight division, McKinney's a girl who'll likely be in the title picture and sooner rather than later..."
Cassie: "With the girls she's already beaten, there's little question she can get there."
O'Dell: "Charlotte into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that admiral blue two piece we've seen before and the crowd is loving it. And, it's about time for some picks. Tess favors Charlotte. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. No FCBA wins. McKinney."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, the first is underway. Woll immediately putting that length to use. She's making with the left jab, wants to create space and box McKinney, and that's probably a good idea with a girl like Charlotte. Not a lot of percentage in getting into a firefight with her, even if you've got welter power."
Tess: "And, we aren't sure Woll actually DOES have that kind of power, though what we've seen on video would indicate she might."
O'Dell: "Charlotte doing some recon right now. She's not applying a lot of pressure, just moving the hands and feet, keeping the guard up, testing at Woll's defenses, looking to see where the cracks are. Not finding a lot of them right now, that's for sure. Deborah keeping the blonde at range."
McCarthy: "Kid might be a no-FCBA-win tomato can, but she has a good jab."
O'Dell: "And, she also moves very, very well, especially for welterweight. It certainly looks, from the small sample size we've seen, that she has the tools to compete at this weight."
Cassie: "And, she just turned 33 a few months ago. At welter, she's got plenty of time."
O'Dell: "But, not in this round. Ten seconds to go, and Deborah's going to run the clock out with that jab. Competitive round with neither fighter scoring a lot, but it's Woll who grabs the points."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second underway and we're seeing a bit more pressure from Charlotte now. She's not going to stay on the end of Deborah's punches all night. Instead, the blonde wants to close and use some of that power of hers. McKinney slipping inside, working some body. Woll quickly ties her up and slips away."
Cassie: "As I mentioned, Deborah Ann just turned 33. No, she hasn't had an FCBA fight, but she's been fighting at lower levels for years."
O'Dell: "And, that makes a difference. She's not some twenty year old with a handful of professional fights. She's got plenty of experience, and you're seeing that in how she manages McKinney when Charlotte gets inside. Woll tying up again. Blonde trying to punch free and DEBORAH ANN DROPS HER! WHAT A RIGHT HOOK!"
Tess: "Well, we know she has welter power NOW!"
O'Dell: "We certainly do! McKinney on all fours as Woll heads to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Charlotte pushes to her feet at seven. Will take the mandatory. And ON COMES DEBORAH ANN! Woll going all in now, backing Charlotte into the ropes and letting her have it. Just 20 seconds left in the round. McKinney keeping the guard high, rolling with and running clock and she'll make it to the bell. But. A HUGE round for Woll!"
McCarthy: "And, the tomato can leads 20-17!"
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Woll coming forward now. She wants to take the fight to Charlotte, but McKinney's holding ground, banging back and we've got a FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Redhead and blonde letting one another have it with the big guns, and it's Charlotte who forces Woll onto the defensive!"
Cassie: "Not a lot of girls in the FCBA who are going to stand and bang with Charlotte and get away with it."
O'Dell: "Woll gives some ground, gets back to that jab. McKinney moving the feet, angling, looking to slip past, bang some body when she gets inside. Again, Woll managing in there, tying up the blonde, making her work to get free. Referee breaks, giving Deborah the space she wants."
McCarthy: "I'm going to stop calling this girl a tomato can. I LIKE her. Maybe Sceej should have signed HER instead of Hill. I'm STILL not sold on HER..."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the third. It's been a competitive round. McKinney inside again, works some body. Again, Deborah Ann ties her up, forces the referee to break the pair apart. McKinney right back at the redhead, lands a nice combination at the bell. Close one. Charlotte."
Tess: "But, Woll still leads 29-27."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins with McKinney again working forward and again finding her path blocked by Woll's left. Deborah Ann impressing in a big way so far this evening. Using those excellent feet and that long left to create the space she wants and give herself room to box and score points."
Tess: "Add in the power we've already seen, and she's got something, especially at welter, which is a shallower division than the other three."
O'Dell: "Charlotte slips inside, again goes body. Blonde making an investment there. Woll ties her up. Deborah Ann showing some serious interior skills tonight. She knows how to work in there, and she's proving it by making things difficult for McKinney when Charlotte gets to her spots."
McCarthy: "Mac The Knife is almost NEVER wrong, but I might have been wrong about this kid."
O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the fourth round. McKinney closes, works some body, lands a good left hook. Woll ties her up, forces the referee to break the pair, gets back to that left hand. Redhead's corner clearly pleased with their girl as we approach the bell. There it is. End of the fourth. Close. Woll."
Cassie: "And Deborah Ann is back to that three-point lead, 39-36."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Charlotte again applying pressure. Woll using the feet and the left jab to keep the blonde at bay. McKinney slipping inside BANGING some body and ROCKING DEBORAH ANN WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Woll stumbling backward and Charlotte letting the hands go, battering the redhead into the ropes..."
Cassie: "Uh oh..."
O'Dell: "McKinney getting off in a big way now. She's got Woll pinned to the cables and she's HAMMERING away with both hands. Charlotte tenderizing the body, then working back up to he head. Redhead in the tight earmuff, rolling with punches that are buffeting her head from side to side..."
McCarthy: "Got to start countering or the referee's going to stop this..."
O'Dell: "Woll jabbing back a little, trying to clinch. McKinney stacks her up on the ropes and thumps away, sends the redhead stumbling to her left with a hard left hook. Deborah Ann in deep trouble as the clock runs down to the final twenty seconds. Referee on red alert. Ten seconds to go. McKinney a good right hand and there's the bell. Shutout, Charlotte. But. Deborah Ann is still standing."
Tess: "And still leading 48-46."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Sixth begins with McKinney pressing the advantage. She's bulling forward, backing Woll up with hard leather. Deborah Ann trying to slow the blonde with jabs, counter right hands, but Charlotte not GOING to be slowed at the moment. She's determined to clean up here..."
Tess: "And, that's exactly what she's doing."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed, as she bullies the older woman around the ring, banging away with hard shot to the head and body. Woll tying up, but Charlotte simply shoves her off and goes right back to work. Deborah Ann trying hard to stay off the ropes. Doesn't have the legs all the way back, but using what she does have..."
Cassie: "RIGHT HAND, CHARLOTTE!"
O'Dell: "And DOWN GOES WOLL! A BOOMING right hand from McKinney and Deborah Ann crashes to her right side! Charlotte striding to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Woll not moving at all. Six. Seven. Deborah Ann rolls to her back to stare up at the referee. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO6 in comeback fashion is 'Agent 00DDD' Charlotte McKinney!"
McCarthy: "That nickname is STUPID!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, that was a heck of a fight..."
Charlotte (nodding): "Don't let anybody tell you this girl can't be a legit welter in the FCBA, because she can be. She hits as hard as anybody I've been in with except maybe Antje."
Tess: "Wait. ANYbody?"
Charlotte: "That's what I said. But, she doesn't hit as hard as ME, and that's what made the difference tonight."
"I've been wondering if anybody was going to have the guts to give me a shot up here," says Deborah. "It took a lot longer than it should have, but I'm here and I'm about to make a BIG impression."
"Look," says Charlotte with a hint of a smile, "She's right about one thing. She SHOULD have had a shot in the bigs by now. But. She's dead wrong if she thinks she's going to make an impression tonight. Unless she's referring to the one her BODY is going to make in the canvas."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Get The Funk Out Ma Face' by the Brothers Johnson, and here comes the star of Netflix's 'The Punisher', Deborah Ann Woll!"
McCarthy: "I'd say we're going to set a record for girls without an FCBA win tonight, but we've had whole CARDS like that around here. Why do I bother doing this?"
Cassie: "Could be the big fat PAYCHECK you get. With Uncle Wiz's name on it."
McCarthy: "HE. IS. NOT. MY. BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Just one more after this, liver. And, then I'm going to pickle you. Meanwhile, Woll into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black number and a body that's been doing a ton of training for this opportunity..."
All I want to eat is cherry licorice
I don't care if it sounds ridiculous
Even the birds and the bees
Eat how they damn well please
McCarthy: "And that song is still almost as stupid as McKinney's nickname!"
O'Dell: "The song in question is 'Cherry Licorice' by the Felice Brothers, and the nickname in question, 'Agent 00DDD' belongs to the lady headed to the ring right now, the lovely Charlotte McKinney!"
Tess: "And, now that Front Street is officially back in the welterweight division, McKinney's a girl who'll likely be in the title picture and sooner rather than later..."
Cassie: "With the girls she's already beaten, there's little question she can get there."
O'Dell: "Charlotte into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that admiral blue two piece we've seen before and the crowd is loving it. And, it's about time for some picks. Tess favors Charlotte. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. No FCBA wins. McKinney."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, the first is underway. Woll immediately putting that length to use. She's making with the left jab, wants to create space and box McKinney, and that's probably a good idea with a girl like Charlotte. Not a lot of percentage in getting into a firefight with her, even if you've got welter power."
Tess: "And, we aren't sure Woll actually DOES have that kind of power, though what we've seen on video would indicate she might."
O'Dell: "Charlotte doing some recon right now. She's not applying a lot of pressure, just moving the hands and feet, keeping the guard up, testing at Woll's defenses, looking to see where the cracks are. Not finding a lot of them right now, that's for sure. Deborah keeping the blonde at range."
McCarthy: "Kid might be a no-FCBA-win tomato can, but she has a good jab."
O'Dell: "And, she also moves very, very well, especially for welterweight. It certainly looks, from the small sample size we've seen, that she has the tools to compete at this weight."
Cassie: "And, she just turned 33 a few months ago. At welter, she's got plenty of time."
O'Dell: "But, not in this round. Ten seconds to go, and Deborah's going to run the clock out with that jab. Competitive round with neither fighter scoring a lot, but it's Woll who grabs the points."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second underway and we're seeing a bit more pressure from Charlotte now. She's not going to stay on the end of Deborah's punches all night. Instead, the blonde wants to close and use some of that power of hers. McKinney slipping inside, working some body. Woll quickly ties her up and slips away."
Cassie: "As I mentioned, Deborah Ann just turned 33. No, she hasn't had an FCBA fight, but she's been fighting at lower levels for years."
O'Dell: "And, that makes a difference. She's not some twenty year old with a handful of professional fights. She's got plenty of experience, and you're seeing that in how she manages McKinney when Charlotte gets inside. Woll tying up again. Blonde trying to punch free and DEBORAH ANN DROPS HER! WHAT A RIGHT HOOK!"
Tess: "Well, we know she has welter power NOW!"
O'Dell: "We certainly do! McKinney on all fours as Woll heads to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. Charlotte pushes to her feet at seven. Will take the mandatory. And ON COMES DEBORAH ANN! Woll going all in now, backing Charlotte into the ropes and letting her have it. Just 20 seconds left in the round. McKinney keeping the guard high, rolling with and running clock and she'll make it to the bell. But. A HUGE round for Woll!"
McCarthy: "And, the tomato can leads 20-17!"
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third begins with Woll coming forward now. She wants to take the fight to Charlotte, but McKinney's holding ground, banging back and we've got a FIREFIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Redhead and blonde letting one another have it with the big guns, and it's Charlotte who forces Woll onto the defensive!"
Cassie: "Not a lot of girls in the FCBA who are going to stand and bang with Charlotte and get away with it."
O'Dell: "Woll gives some ground, gets back to that jab. McKinney moving the feet, angling, looking to slip past, bang some body when she gets inside. Again, Woll managing in there, tying up the blonde, making her work to get free. Referee breaks, giving Deborah the space she wants."
McCarthy: "I'm going to stop calling this girl a tomato can. I LIKE her. Maybe Sceej should have signed HER instead of Hill. I'm STILL not sold on HER..."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the third. It's been a competitive round. McKinney inside again, works some body. Again, Deborah Ann ties her up, forces the referee to break the pair apart. McKinney right back at the redhead, lands a nice combination at the bell. Close one. Charlotte."
Tess: "But, Woll still leads 29-27."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Fourth begins with McKinney again working forward and again finding her path blocked by Woll's left. Deborah Ann impressing in a big way so far this evening. Using those excellent feet and that long left to create the space she wants and give herself room to box and score points."
Tess: "Add in the power we've already seen, and she's got something, especially at welter, which is a shallower division than the other three."
O'Dell: "Charlotte slips inside, again goes body. Blonde making an investment there. Woll ties her up. Deborah Ann showing some serious interior skills tonight. She knows how to work in there, and she's proving it by making things difficult for McKinney when Charlotte gets to her spots."
McCarthy: "Mac The Knife is almost NEVER wrong, but I might have been wrong about this kid."
O'Dell: "Final thirty seconds of the fourth round. McKinney closes, works some body, lands a good left hook. Woll ties her up, forces the referee to break the pair, gets back to that left hand. Redhead's corner clearly pleased with their girl as we approach the bell. There it is. End of the fourth. Close. Woll."
Cassie: "And Deborah Ann is back to that three-point lead, 39-36."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Charlotte again applying pressure. Woll using the feet and the left jab to keep the blonde at bay. McKinney slipping inside BANGING some body and ROCKING DEBORAH ANN WITH A RIGHT HOOK! Woll stumbling backward and Charlotte letting the hands go, battering the redhead into the ropes..."
Cassie: "Uh oh..."
O'Dell: "McKinney getting off in a big way now. She's got Woll pinned to the cables and she's HAMMERING away with both hands. Charlotte tenderizing the body, then working back up to he head. Redhead in the tight earmuff, rolling with punches that are buffeting her head from side to side..."
McCarthy: "Got to start countering or the referee's going to stop this..."
O'Dell: "Woll jabbing back a little, trying to clinch. McKinney stacks her up on the ropes and thumps away, sends the redhead stumbling to her left with a hard left hook. Deborah Ann in deep trouble as the clock runs down to the final twenty seconds. Referee on red alert. Ten seconds to go. McKinney a good right hand and there's the bell. Shutout, Charlotte. But. Deborah Ann is still standing."
Tess: "And still leading 48-46."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Sixth begins with McKinney pressing the advantage. She's bulling forward, backing Woll up with hard leather. Deborah Ann trying to slow the blonde with jabs, counter right hands, but Charlotte not GOING to be slowed at the moment. She's determined to clean up here..."
Tess: "And, that's exactly what she's doing."
O'Dell: "Is, indeed, as she bullies the older woman around the ring, banging away with hard shot to the head and body. Woll tying up, but Charlotte simply shoves her off and goes right back to work. Deborah Ann trying hard to stay off the ropes. Doesn't have the legs all the way back, but using what she does have..."
Cassie: "RIGHT HAND, CHARLOTTE!"
O'Dell: "And DOWN GOES WOLL! A BOOMING right hand from McKinney and Deborah Ann crashes to her right side! Charlotte striding to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Woll not moving at all. Six. Seven. Deborah Ann rolls to her back to stare up at the referee. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! And your winner by KO6 in comeback fashion is 'Agent 00DDD' Charlotte McKinney!"
McCarthy: "That nickname is STUPID!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Charlotte McKinney, and, Charlotte, that was a heck of a fight..."
Charlotte (nodding): "Don't let anybody tell you this girl can't be a legit welter in the FCBA, because she can be. She hits as hard as anybody I've been in with except maybe Antje."
Tess: "Wait. ANYbody?"
Charlotte: "That's what I said. But, she doesn't hit as hard as ME, and that's what made the difference tonight."