Post by Results: :Lookout! Words: Wiz on Feb 28, 2018 15:37:47 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we're going to wrap February with another great Asylum card!"
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we're going to start at bantamweight, where Lauren German will make her return to Asylum against undefeated Hunter King!"
Tess: "Also at bantamweight, we'll see the FCBA debut of Halston Sage against former bantamweight champion Allison Mack!"
McCarthy: "Just like Weirdo to set up that FRAUD against some newb! And, it gets worse, because that Pointy-Hatted Nutjob's one REAL fighter, Anna Torv, isn't on the card, which means we'll be subjected to two of his second-string lightweights, one of which, Serinda Swan, will be taking on yet another woman without an FCBA win, Amber Stevens! It's a tragedy of justice!"
Tess: "Also at lightweight, we'll see former FCBA champion Tricia Helfer make her first Asylum appearance against Gemma Arterton!"
Cassie: "And, at flyweight, where I rule, we'll have a pair of bouts, the first featuring January Jones' return to Asylum against Jane Levy, and the second matching Brenda Song of Asylum's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club against the newest member of Front Street, Jennette McCurdy!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A FOXy Night At The Asylum!"
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we're going to start at bantamweight, where Lauren German will make her return to Asylum against undefeated Hunter King!"
Tess: "Also at bantamweight, we'll see the FCBA debut of Halston Sage against former bantamweight champion Allison Mack!"
McCarthy: "Just like Weirdo to set up that FRAUD against some newb! And, it gets worse, because that Pointy-Hatted Nutjob's one REAL fighter, Anna Torv, isn't on the card, which means we'll be subjected to two of his second-string lightweights, one of which, Serinda Swan, will be taking on yet another woman without an FCBA win, Amber Stevens! It's a tragedy of justice!"
Tess: "Also at lightweight, we'll see former FCBA champion Tricia Helfer make her first Asylum appearance against Gemma Arterton!"
Cassie: "And, at flyweight, where I rule, we'll have a pair of bouts, the first featuring January Jones' return to Asylum against Jane Levy, and the second matching Brenda Song of Asylum's OTHER home team, the Bazz Fight Club against the newest member of Front Street, Jennette McCurdy!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and one heck of a card. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'A FOXy Night At The Asylum!"