Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Jan 31, 2018 19:32:14 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I'm not looking at this is 'oh, I'm happy to be here'," says Amanda with a shake of the head. "I know I'm physical enough to compete in the FCBA, so, I'm excited to get a chance to prove that, but, I'm not going to be happy until my hand is raised."
"She may be physical enough to compete here," says Antje, "but she is NOT physical enough to compete with ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Minority' by Green Day, a song featured in the premiere episode of HBO's 'Silicon Valley', and here comes one of the stars of that series, the lovely Amanda Crew!"
Tess: "Well? Go ahead, Mac. Say something about HBO."
Cassie: "Even MAC isn't THAT dumb."
McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Amanda down the aisle and into the ring. Helped off with the robe and that black bikini she's wearing is getting quite the reaction from the crowd..."
Tess: "No doubt she's built for fighting in the big girl divisions of the FCBA."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Heads Will Roll' by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and here comes 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
Cassie: "Utgaard made a reference to physicality in the pre-fight, and there's no question she's as physical as any girl in the FCBA, and MORE physical than the vast majority."
O'Dell: "Antje into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that stars and stripes bikini we've become familiar with, and, as always, it gets a big reaction of its own from the fans. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Antje. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. NO FCBA wins. Utgaard."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess..."
O'Dell: "And, the first is underway. Ladies setting up at range and looking to work those jabs, and that's no surprise. Both fighters tall and rangy and both like to extend on their punches. Utgaard has the reach advantage, but Crew angling, getting to spots where she can land..."
Tess: "Amanda moves very well, and not just for a welterweight. Showing excellent athleticism right now."
O'Dell: "That, she is. And, we know what kind of athlete Antje is, so this is going to be far from a welterweight brawl. In fact, what we're seeing right now looks more like a lightweight fight. Crew slips a left hand and lands a nice combination and GETS POLEAXED BY A RIGHT HAND!"
Cassie: "I only sing once a night, so, just IMAGINE me singing..."
O'Dell: "A DEVASTATING right from Antje and Amanda just ragdolls to the canvas, landing on her back, arms and legs flung out wildly. Utgaard to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement at all from Crew. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO1 in one-punch fashion is 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Antje Utgaard, and, Antje, do you have an appointment or something?"
Antje (laughing): "Oh, no. I have nothing pressing tonight. But, you know, I don't like to mess around in there. When I see an opportunity to end a fight, I end it."
Tess: "That was some kind of one-punch power we just saw..."
Antje (nodding): "There's not a fighter in the FCBA who has the kind of power I do. Not a single one. If I catch you solidly, your night is over. No matter WHO you are."
"I'm not looking at this is 'oh, I'm happy to be here'," says Amanda with a shake of the head. "I know I'm physical enough to compete in the FCBA, so, I'm excited to get a chance to prove that, but, I'm not going to be happy until my hand is raised."
"She may be physical enough to compete here," says Antje, "but she is NOT physical enough to compete with ME."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Minority' by Green Day, a song featured in the premiere episode of HBO's 'Silicon Valley', and here comes one of the stars of that series, the lovely Amanda Crew!"
Tess: "Well? Go ahead, Mac. Say something about HBO."
Cassie: "Even MAC isn't THAT dumb."
McCarthy: "Shut UP, Scabbo!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Amanda down the aisle and into the ring. Helped off with the robe and that black bikini she's wearing is getting quite the reaction from the crowd..."
Tess: "No doubt she's built for fighting in the big girl divisions of the FCBA."
O'Dell: "And, that's 'Heads Will Roll' by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and here comes 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
Cassie: "Utgaard made a reference to physicality in the pre-fight, and there's no question she's as physical as any girl in the FCBA, and MORE physical than the vast majority."
O'Dell: "Antje into the ring and helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that stars and stripes bikini we've become familiar with, and, as always, it gets a big reaction of its own from the fans. Ladies about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Antje. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Typical Dancing Hooker opponent. NO FCBA wins. Utgaard."
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess..."
O'Dell: "And, the first is underway. Ladies setting up at range and looking to work those jabs, and that's no surprise. Both fighters tall and rangy and both like to extend on their punches. Utgaard has the reach advantage, but Crew angling, getting to spots where she can land..."
Tess: "Amanda moves very well, and not just for a welterweight. Showing excellent athleticism right now."
O'Dell: "That, she is. And, we know what kind of athlete Antje is, so this is going to be far from a welterweight brawl. In fact, what we're seeing right now looks more like a lightweight fight. Crew slips a left hand and lands a nice combination and GETS POLEAXED BY A RIGHT HAND!"
Cassie: "I only sing once a night, so, just IMAGINE me singing..."
O'Dell: "A DEVASTATING right from Antje and Amanda just ragdolls to the canvas, landing on her back, arms and legs flung out wildly. Utgaard to a neutral corner. Referee's count at three. Four. Five. Six. No movement at all from Crew. Seven. Eight. Nine. TEN! It's OVER! That quickly, it's OVER! And your winner by KO1 in one-punch fashion is 'The Scandinavian Stunner', Antje Utgaard!"
McCarthy: "Lucky punch."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Antje Utgaard, and, Antje, do you have an appointment or something?"
Antje (laughing): "Oh, no. I have nothing pressing tonight. But, you know, I don't like to mess around in there. When I see an opportunity to end a fight, I end it."
Tess: "That was some kind of one-punch power we just saw..."
Antje (nodding): "There's not a fighter in the FCBA who has the kind of power I do. Not a single one. If I catch you solidly, your night is over. No matter WHO you are."