Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Jan 31, 2018 19:29:19 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I was wondering when this was going to happen," says Nathalie with a gorgeous smile. "It's taken far too long. But, it's here now. My FCBA debut. And, I can't wait!"
"I'm SO happy Nathalie's all excited about getting into an FCBA ring for the first time," says Allison with no smile at all. "But, it seems like she's forgetting who ELSE is going to be in that ring. And, I'm about to remind her."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Just The Way You Are' by Bruno Mars you hear behind us, and here comes the star of that video, the lovely Nathalie Kelley!"
Cassie: "Kelley is currently starring on the CW's 'Dynasty'..."
McCarthy: "Which SEVEN people are watching..."
O'Dell: "Nathalie wasting no time getting into the ring and being helped off with the robe. She's wearing a yellow number and has clearly been working out hard for this one..."
Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...
McCarthy: "I. CAN'T. STAND. IT!"
Tess: "Fans, here's the part where, after all these years, Mac can STILL not wrap her mind around the fact that, again, YEARS ago, The Grand Wizard BOUGHT the rights to Bobby Darin's version of 'Mack The Knife' for Allison Mack..."
McCarthy: "HE stole my SONG and SHE stole my GIMMICK. And. SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Allison 'Mack The Knife' Mack makes her way down the aisle, ignoring the eyes of Jenny McCarthy, which are, as usual, boring into her back. Mack wearing that black robe with the gleaming silver knife on it, a single drop of blood dripping from the knife blade. Allison climbs into the ring to be helped off with that robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that blood red bikini we've become familiar with..."
McCarthy: "And still sports a body that would get her tossed out of The Mansion in about ten seconds!"
O'Dell: "Aaaannnddd, we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess favors Allison. Mac?"
McCarthy: "I will NEVER pick that FRAUD. Kelley!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Our first split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Kelley going to the jab here, and that’s no surprise. She’s got some reach here, and she’s going to want to use it. Mack patient. Working the feet, looking to find a way past the brunette’s defenses, but not having much success early.”
Cassie: “Kelley’s got a really nice left. Accurate and with some snap behind it.”
O’Dell: “And, she’s getting it on target a lot more than Mack would like right now. She’s really slowing the blonde down, controlling her with the jab. Kelley beginning to drop some right hands in, and those are landing as well. All in all, this is excellent stuff from the brunette tyro...”
McCarthy: “Mack The Fraud is taking a licking in there!”
O’Dell: “At the moment, she definitely is. Nathalie’s found a rhythm and she’s taken control of things. She’s got Allison on the outside, and she’s keeping her there. Mack can’t seem to find a way that jab, and, as a result, Nathalie cruises to the bell with a solid win in the first round.”
Tess: “Got to admit, I’m surprised at how completely Kelley controlled that round.”
ROUND TWO:
O’Dell: “Second begins with Mack in a quarter crouch, head tucked. She’s picking those jabs off now, slipping inside to work some body. Nathalie immediately tying up. Mack shoving off, banging the ribs. Kelley ties again, this time forces a break, but Mack right back at her and at that body...”
McCarthy: “Referee needs to watch Mack. She’ll hit low in there!”
O’Dell: “Allison working forward again, getting into the phone booth and again hammering away at the midsection of the brunette. Again, Kelley tying up, but, again, Mack shoves off, does some more work before Nathalie’s able to tie and force another break, only to see Mack right back at her...”
Tess: “First round terms worked really well for Kelley. These terms? Not so much.”
O’Dell: “No question that Kelley does not want to be inside with Allison, but, that’s where she finds herself as Mack now able to penetrate and work body. She’s working upstairs and then back down. Just ten seconds to go in the round and Mack in control to the bell. Allison in the second.”
Cassie: “And, we’re even at 19.”
ROUND THREE:
O’Dell: “Third starts with Kelley now moving the feet herself. She’s looking to turn Mack now, slow the forward motion by forcing some lateral motion in there, and it’s working. Kelley getting some space with the jab and the feet. This is really a nice adjustment for a girl in her first FCBA fight...”
Cassie: “Not going to work for long, though. Allison’s a veteran and she knows how to deal with this.”
O’Dell: “Mack getting inside and banging the ribs. Again, Kelley tying up, forcing a quick break. Nathalie back to range. Working the left hand, slowly turning to her right, landing that jab and the odd follow up right. Mack slipping forward again, back to the body, getting off some THUMPING hooks..."
McCarthy: “Watch for low blows, ref! Mack The Fraud can’t be trusted!”
O’Dell: “Heading into the final thirty seconds of the third. Kelley giving a little ground while she turns now, keeping that distance she wants, working the left hand, landing a solid right. Mack forward, works the body, then lands a solid left hook to the head at the bell. Close. Kelley.”
Tess: “And, Nathalie back on the lead, 29-28.”
ROUND FOUR:
O’Dell: “Kelley popping that jab as we start the fourth. She’s still turning to her right, looking to slow Mack, keep her out on the end of her gloves. Allison slipping forward, working the midsection. Kelley tying up again. Wants to shut off Allison's offense as quickly as possible..."
McCarthy: “Right. Tom ake her box on the outside, because she can’t do that.”
O’Dell: “Referee breaks the pair. Brunette goes right back to that jab. Mack bobbing the head, moving the feet, angling forward, landing some hard shot to the ribs and then DROPPING KELLEY WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT! Mack up out of that crouch and she hit the target in a BIG way!”
Tess: “Tell the fans what it feels like to be hit by that uppie from Allison, Mac…”
Cassie: “My guess is, she doesn’t remember.”
McCarthy: “Shut up, BOTH of you!”
O’Dell: “Drink up, boys, as Allison heads to a neutral corner. Nathalie down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Kelley rolls to her belly at seven. Eight. Brunette feebly trying to push to hands and knees. Nine. TEN! It’s OVER! Natalie can’t get off the canvas and it’s OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Allison ‘Mack The Knife’ Mack!”
AFTER:
O’Dell: “Let’s go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!”
Tess: “I have our winner, Allison Mack, and, Allison, a little trouble early, but you eventually got rolling…”
Allison: “She has a really nice left hand. Knew that coming in. Makes it hard to get to where you want to go. But, I figured out the geometry.”
Tess: “And, when you did that…”
Allison: “Right. It was over, because, just like most of the bantams in the world, she’s not going to stand up to me in there.”
"I was wondering when this was going to happen," says Nathalie with a gorgeous smile. "It's taken far too long. But, it's here now. My FCBA debut. And, I can't wait!"
"I'm SO happy Nathalie's all excited about getting into an FCBA ring for the first time," says Allison with no smile at all. "But, it seems like she's forgetting who ELSE is going to be in that ring. And, I'm about to remind her."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside and that's 'Just The Way You Are' by Bruno Mars you hear behind us, and here comes the star of that video, the lovely Nathalie Kelley!"
Cassie: "Kelley is currently starring on the CW's 'Dynasty'..."
McCarthy: "Which SEVEN people are watching..."
O'Dell: "Nathalie wasting no time getting into the ring and being helped off with the robe. She's wearing a yellow number and has clearly been working out hard for this one..."
Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...
McCarthy: "I. CAN'T. STAND. IT!"
Tess: "Fans, here's the part where, after all these years, Mac can STILL not wrap her mind around the fact that, again, YEARS ago, The Grand Wizard BOUGHT the rights to Bobby Darin's version of 'Mack The Knife' for Allison Mack..."
McCarthy: "HE stole my SONG and SHE stole my GIMMICK. And. SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Allison 'Mack The Knife' Mack makes her way down the aisle, ignoring the eyes of Jenny McCarthy, which are, as usual, boring into her back. Mack wearing that black robe with the gleaming silver knife on it, a single drop of blood dripping from the knife blade. Allison climbs into the ring to be helped off with that robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that blood red bikini we've become familiar with..."
McCarthy: "And still sports a body that would get her tossed out of The Mansion in about ten seconds!"
O'Dell: "Aaaannnddd, we're about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess favors Allison. Mac?"
McCarthy: "I will NEVER pick that FRAUD. Kelley!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "Our first split panel of the night. Let's see who's right. Kelley going to the jab here, and that’s no surprise. She’s got some reach here, and she’s going to want to use it. Mack patient. Working the feet, looking to find a way past the brunette’s defenses, but not having much success early.”
Cassie: “Kelley’s got a really nice left. Accurate and with some snap behind it.”
O’Dell: “And, she’s getting it on target a lot more than Mack would like right now. She’s really slowing the blonde down, controlling her with the jab. Kelley beginning to drop some right hands in, and those are landing as well. All in all, this is excellent stuff from the brunette tyro...”
McCarthy: “Mack The Fraud is taking a licking in there!”
O’Dell: “At the moment, she definitely is. Nathalie’s found a rhythm and she’s taken control of things. She’s got Allison on the outside, and she’s keeping her there. Mack can’t seem to find a way that jab, and, as a result, Nathalie cruises to the bell with a solid win in the first round.”
Tess: “Got to admit, I’m surprised at how completely Kelley controlled that round.”
ROUND TWO:
O’Dell: “Second begins with Mack in a quarter crouch, head tucked. She’s picking those jabs off now, slipping inside to work some body. Nathalie immediately tying up. Mack shoving off, banging the ribs. Kelley ties again, this time forces a break, but Mack right back at her and at that body...”
McCarthy: “Referee needs to watch Mack. She’ll hit low in there!”
O’Dell: “Allison working forward again, getting into the phone booth and again hammering away at the midsection of the brunette. Again, Kelley tying up, but, again, Mack shoves off, does some more work before Nathalie’s able to tie and force another break, only to see Mack right back at her...”
Tess: “First round terms worked really well for Kelley. These terms? Not so much.”
O’Dell: “No question that Kelley does not want to be inside with Allison, but, that’s where she finds herself as Mack now able to penetrate and work body. She’s working upstairs and then back down. Just ten seconds to go in the round and Mack in control to the bell. Allison in the second.”
Cassie: “And, we’re even at 19.”
ROUND THREE:
O’Dell: “Third starts with Kelley now moving the feet herself. She’s looking to turn Mack now, slow the forward motion by forcing some lateral motion in there, and it’s working. Kelley getting some space with the jab and the feet. This is really a nice adjustment for a girl in her first FCBA fight...”
Cassie: “Not going to work for long, though. Allison’s a veteran and she knows how to deal with this.”
O’Dell: “Mack getting inside and banging the ribs. Again, Kelley tying up, forcing a quick break. Nathalie back to range. Working the left hand, slowly turning to her right, landing that jab and the odd follow up right. Mack slipping forward again, back to the body, getting off some THUMPING hooks..."
McCarthy: “Watch for low blows, ref! Mack The Fraud can’t be trusted!”
O’Dell: “Heading into the final thirty seconds of the third. Kelley giving a little ground while she turns now, keeping that distance she wants, working the left hand, landing a solid right. Mack forward, works the body, then lands a solid left hook to the head at the bell. Close. Kelley.”
Tess: “And, Nathalie back on the lead, 29-28.”
ROUND FOUR:
O’Dell: “Kelley popping that jab as we start the fourth. She’s still turning to her right, looking to slow Mack, keep her out on the end of her gloves. Allison slipping forward, working the midsection. Kelley tying up again. Wants to shut off Allison's offense as quickly as possible..."
McCarthy: “Right. Tom ake her box on the outside, because she can’t do that.”
O’Dell: “Referee breaks the pair. Brunette goes right back to that jab. Mack bobbing the head, moving the feet, angling forward, landing some hard shot to the ribs and then DROPPING KELLEY WITH A RIGHT UPPERCUT! Mack up out of that crouch and she hit the target in a BIG way!”
Tess: “Tell the fans what it feels like to be hit by that uppie from Allison, Mac…”
Cassie: “My guess is, she doesn’t remember.”
McCarthy: “Shut up, BOTH of you!”
O’Dell: “Drink up, boys, as Allison heads to a neutral corner. Nathalie down on her right side. Count at three. Four. Five. Six. Kelley rolls to her belly at seven. Eight. Brunette feebly trying to push to hands and knees. Nine. TEN! It’s OVER! Natalie can’t get off the canvas and it’s OVER! And your winner by KO4 is Allison ‘Mack The Knife’ Mack!”
AFTER:
O’Dell: “Let’s go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!”
Tess: “I have our winner, Allison Mack, and, Allison, a little trouble early, but you eventually got rolling…”
Allison: “She has a really nice left hand. Knew that coming in. Makes it hard to get to where you want to go. But, I figured out the geometry.”
Tess: “And, when you did that…”
Allison: “Right. It was over, because, just like most of the bantams in the world, she’s not going to stand up to me in there.”