Post by Ginny on Jan 4, 2018 7:40:57 GMT -6
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NEW FCBA STABLE: Chimera ("Be afraid, be very afraid!")
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“Ginny's Academy” has been acquired by a consortium calling themselves “Chimera” who have purchased all assets (physical, contractual, and financial, as well as assuming all the outstanding debt and liabilities) of the stable formerly known as “Ginny's Academy” (aka: “The Academy”, aka: “Ginny's”, aka: “the stable formerly known as 'Kim's KruZherZ', aka: "the un-stable", and our favorite and most recent, aka: "the trainwreck" - as seen in Tractorpull & Tess Valmore's scurrilous column...which, if she does not cease and desist denigrating the G.O.A.T., will become the subject of legal action!)
LEGAL NOTICE:
Temporary Contact information - until further notice, correspondence should go to Ginny who will continue as (temporary) point-of-contact until replaced by an automated system!
Email: ginnykim2002@hotmail.com
Phone: (unlisted)
All of Ginny's Twitter, Facebook and Instagram accounts have been TERMINATED as of this date! The new ownership group is adamant: “That old harridan will NOT speak to the press! We'd rather let blonde, ditzy, Sunny McKay talk than let that redhead anywhere near a live microphone. We'll put her in a closet someplace and let her run the switchboard.”
Names of persons selected to fill top positions are:
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ROSTER, FRONT OFFICE & RING MANAGEMENT (effective 1/1/18)
FRONT OFFICE STAFF: (all available if asked politely; or THEY want YOU!)
President/Chairwoman/Princess: Stephanie McMahon (5'8", 135#)
Treasurer/CFO: (nameless, faceless, contact-less and penniless!)
General Mgr/COO: Catherine Zeta-Jones (5'7", 128#)
Secretary to the Chairwoman: Min Zhang (N/A for fights)
Permanent Office Staff: Sunny McKay & Jennifer Love Hewitt (5'2", 124) (JMD: 34D)
Temporary Front Office Staff: (Lindsay Lohan & Lindsey Pelas until waiver claimed)
RING SUPPORT STAFF (corners): (availability as above)
Medical Staff: Head Nurse Sunny McKay (“If it ain't broke, tape it up and send her back out!”)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Elizabeth Berkley (5'10", 130#)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Natasha Henstridge (5'10", 133#)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Liz Hurley (5'8", 126#)
Communications Director (aka: "Stephanie's Mini-Me" - Sunny McKay)
FIGHTERS are always available, 24/7/365!
Flyweight: Miley Cyrus (25yo, 5'5”, 109#)
Bantam: Margot Robbie (27yo, 5'6”, 118#)
Light #1: Blake Lively (30yo, 5'10”, 130#)
Light #2: Jessica Nigri (28yo, 5'7”, 125#) [JMDD: 34D]
Light #3: Charlize Theron (42yo, 5'9.5”, 125#)
Welter #1: Jennifer Lawrence (27yo, 5'8”, 135#)
*Welter #2: Alice Goodwin (30yo, 5'8”, 132#, brunette!)[JMDD: 32G]
*Welter #3: Iggy Azalea (27yo, 5'10”, 150# - blonde)
Senior 50's/JMDD: Jeri Ryan (49.92yo, 5'8”,125# [JMDD: 36D]
* Goodwin/Azalea signed on tryout contracts thru 6/30
TRAINING STAFF: (available absent a conflict w/their training duties)
Head Trainer: Jeri Ryan (“Your Ass. Trainer is mine!”) 5'8”,130#
Ass. Trainer: Paula Abdul (Cyrus' “Ass. Trainer”) 5'0”,121#
Ass. Trainer: Jennifer Connelly (Robbie's “Ass. Trainer”) [JMD: 34D]
Ass. Trainer: Angelina Jolie (Theron's “Ass. Trainer”) [Jolie N/A for fights]
Ass. Trainer: Katie Holmes (Jessica Nigri's “Ass. Trainer”)
Ass. Trainer: Jennifer Lopez (Lively's “Ass. Trainer”) (5'5", 125#)
Ass. Trainer: Ronda Rousey (Welter's "Ass. Trainer") (5'7", 135#)
(Theron - working toward a trainers certificate & Ryan, will assist Rousey w/ welters)
OFFICIAL TEAM SPONSORS (available for purchase in the gift shop)
(Please support our supporters with your support & your hard-earned $$)
Official Tape Supplier: Johnson & Johnson.
Official Headgear Supplier: Reynolds Wrap
Official Dress Footwear: KENDALL + KYLIE
Official Casual Footwear: JLO
Official Athletic Footwear: GIUSEPPE x JENNIFER
Official Bikini 1: Jennifer Lopez' “Pure Latina”
Official Bikini 2: Elizabeth Hurley's “Beach”
Official Boxing Gloves: Everlast MX (red or white)
Official Underwear (optional): Victoria's Secret
Official Official: Vinnie Goodseller - The FCBA's one & only blind ref!
NEW FCBA STABLE: Chimera ("Be afraid, be very afraid!")
***********************
“Ginny's Academy” has been acquired by a consortium calling themselves “Chimera” who have purchased all assets (physical, contractual, and financial, as well as assuming all the outstanding debt and liabilities) of the stable formerly known as “Ginny's Academy” (aka: “The Academy”, aka: “Ginny's”, aka: “the stable formerly known as 'Kim's KruZherZ', aka: "the un-stable", and our favorite and most recent, aka: "the trainwreck" - as seen in Tractorpull & Tess Valmore's scurrilous column...which, if she does not cease and desist denigrating the G.O.A.T., will become the subject of legal action!)
LEGAL NOTICE:
Temporary Contact information - until further notice, correspondence should go to Ginny who will continue as (temporary) point-of-contact until replaced by an automated system!
Email: ginnykim2002@hotmail.com
Phone: (unlisted)
All of Ginny's Twitter, Facebook and Instagram accounts have been TERMINATED as of this date! The new ownership group is adamant: “That old harridan will NOT speak to the press! We'd rather let blonde, ditzy, Sunny McKay talk than let that redhead anywhere near a live microphone. We'll put her in a closet someplace and let her run the switchboard.”
Names of persons selected to fill top positions are:
*******************
ROSTER, FRONT OFFICE & RING MANAGEMENT (effective 1/1/18)
FRONT OFFICE STAFF: (all available if asked politely; or THEY want YOU!)
President/Chairwoman/Princess: Stephanie McMahon (5'8", 135#)
Treasurer/CFO: (nameless, faceless, contact-less and penniless!)
General Mgr/COO: Catherine Zeta-Jones (5'7", 128#)
Secretary to the Chairwoman: Min Zhang (N/A for fights)
Permanent Office Staff: Sunny McKay & Jennifer Love Hewitt (5'2", 124) (JMD: 34D)
Temporary Front Office Staff: (Lindsay Lohan & Lindsey Pelas until waiver claimed)
RING SUPPORT STAFF (corners): (availability as above)
Medical Staff: Head Nurse Sunny McKay (“If it ain't broke, tape it up and send her back out!”)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Elizabeth Berkley (5'10", 130#)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Natasha Henstridge (5'10", 133#)
EMT/Massage Therapist: Liz Hurley (5'8", 126#)
Communications Director (aka: "Stephanie's Mini-Me" - Sunny McKay)
FIGHTERS are always available, 24/7/365!
Flyweight: Miley Cyrus (25yo, 5'5”, 109#)
Bantam: Margot Robbie (27yo, 5'6”, 118#)
Light #1: Blake Lively (30yo, 5'10”, 130#)
Light #2: Jessica Nigri (28yo, 5'7”, 125#) [JMDD: 34D]
Light #3: Charlize Theron (42yo, 5'9.5”, 125#)
Welter #1: Jennifer Lawrence (27yo, 5'8”, 135#)
*Welter #2: Alice Goodwin (30yo, 5'8”, 132#, brunette!)[JMDD: 32G]
*Welter #3: Iggy Azalea (27yo, 5'10”, 150# - blonde)
Senior 50's/JMDD: Jeri Ryan (49.92yo, 5'8”,125# [JMDD: 36D]
* Goodwin/Azalea signed on tryout contracts thru 6/30
TRAINING STAFF: (available absent a conflict w/their training duties)
Head Trainer: Jeri Ryan (“Your Ass. Trainer is mine!”) 5'8”,130#
Ass. Trainer: Paula Abdul (Cyrus' “Ass. Trainer”) 5'0”,121#
Ass. Trainer: Jennifer Connelly (Robbie's “Ass. Trainer”) [JMD: 34D]
Ass. Trainer: Angelina Jolie (Theron's “Ass. Trainer”) [Jolie N/A for fights]
Ass. Trainer: Katie Holmes (Jessica Nigri's “Ass. Trainer”)
Ass. Trainer: Jennifer Lopez (Lively's “Ass. Trainer”) (5'5", 125#)
Ass. Trainer: Ronda Rousey (Welter's "Ass. Trainer") (5'7", 135#)
(Theron - working toward a trainers certificate & Ryan, will assist Rousey w/ welters)
OFFICIAL TEAM SPONSORS (available for purchase in the gift shop)
(Please support our supporters with your support & your hard-earned $$)
Official Tape Supplier: Johnson & Johnson.
Official Headgear Supplier: Reynolds Wrap
Official Dress Footwear: KENDALL + KYLIE
Official Casual Footwear: JLO
Official Athletic Footwear: GIUSEPPE x JENNIFER
Official Bikini 1: Jennifer Lopez' “Pure Latina”
Official Bikini 2: Elizabeth Hurley's “Beach”
Official Boxing Gloves: Everlast MX (red or white)
Official Underwear (optional): Victoria's Secret
Official Official: Vinnie Goodseller - The FCBA's one & only blind ref!