Post by Tractorpull on Aug 31, 2016 10:21:17 GMT -6
Jenny O, Jenny Mac, Cassie and Tess are all in the HBO lounge
Jenny Mac: Why are we continuing to meet? We don’t do anything
Jenny O: Well we meet in case there are things we need to discuss
Jenny Mac: Well there is something I want to discuss
Cassie: And what is that ?
Jenny Mac: The working conditions. They are terrible
Tess: What’s wrong with the conditions
Jenny Mac: The ringside is horrible. There always some big guy in back of me screaming in my ear and pushing against my seat not to mention slobbering down the back of my dress
Tess: I think you are being a ridiculous. The conditions are nothing like that
Jenny O: What would you have us do?
Jenny Mac: You ever seen a baseball game where the announcers are sitting right behind the umpire. No they are in a booth high up. A booth up around where the Wiz’s Luxurious suite is
Cassie: And what would we do up there?
Jenny Mac: We would announce, except we would have table side service with food and beverages brought to us and we kind of party while we announce. Nice easy chairs and a bathroom, cable TV. phone connections We could eat and drink and put it on the Wiz’s tab. He would never know it. I think Avril pays the Asylum bills and we would be away from the unwashed masses
Cassie: You don’t refer to the fans like that. They are great people
Tess: Besides, I couldn’t get down to the ring in time to do the after bout interviews
Jenny Mac: You catch on pretty quick Walmart. You’re not as dumb as everyone says you are?
Cassie: You better watch out
Tess: What’s wrong with the interviews? They are always short
Jenny Mac: You ask the dumbest questions like “Gee Serinda that was a tough bout. I bet you are glad you were able to beat that grandmother”
Jenny O; She doesn’t ask questions like that, but would you like to hear her ask
Jenny Mac: How about “Well you won a tough bout, so who you jumping in bed with tonight?
Tess: I can’t ask a question like that. It’s insulting and besides I would be fired
Jenny Mac: Once again, Walmart you’re catching on pretty quick
Jenny O: Tess is right. We can’t ask a question like that. Why do want Tess gone?
Cassie: She tired of everyone looking at Tess instead of her
Jenny Mac: Take it up with HBO and the Asylum. Get rid of these working conditions
Jenny O; Isn’t going to happen. You can always resign
Jenny Mac: I think I will hang around to see what the next dumb question Walmart can think up
Cassie: At least she can think
Jenny Mac: Why are we continuing to meet? We don’t do anything
Jenny O: Well we meet in case there are things we need to discuss
Jenny Mac: Well there is something I want to discuss
Cassie: And what is that ?
Jenny Mac: The working conditions. They are terrible
Tess: What’s wrong with the conditions
Jenny Mac: The ringside is horrible. There always some big guy in back of me screaming in my ear and pushing against my seat not to mention slobbering down the back of my dress
Tess: I think you are being a ridiculous. The conditions are nothing like that
Jenny O: What would you have us do?
Jenny Mac: You ever seen a baseball game where the announcers are sitting right behind the umpire. No they are in a booth high up. A booth up around where the Wiz’s Luxurious suite is
Cassie: And what would we do up there?
Jenny Mac: We would announce, except we would have table side service with food and beverages brought to us and we kind of party while we announce. Nice easy chairs and a bathroom, cable TV. phone connections We could eat and drink and put it on the Wiz’s tab. He would never know it. I think Avril pays the Asylum bills and we would be away from the unwashed masses
Cassie: You don’t refer to the fans like that. They are great people
Tess: Besides, I couldn’t get down to the ring in time to do the after bout interviews
Jenny Mac: You catch on pretty quick Walmart. You’re not as dumb as everyone says you are?
Cassie: You better watch out
Tess: What’s wrong with the interviews? They are always short
Jenny Mac: You ask the dumbest questions like “Gee Serinda that was a tough bout. I bet you are glad you were able to beat that grandmother”
Jenny O; She doesn’t ask questions like that, but would you like to hear her ask
Jenny Mac: How about “Well you won a tough bout, so who you jumping in bed with tonight?
Tess: I can’t ask a question like that. It’s insulting and besides I would be fired
Jenny Mac: Once again, Walmart you’re catching on pretty quick
Jenny O: Tess is right. We can’t ask a question like that. Why do want Tess gone?
Cassie: She tired of everyone looking at Tess instead of her
Jenny Mac: Take it up with HBO and the Asylum. Get rid of these working conditions
Jenny O; Isn’t going to happen. You can always resign
Jenny Mac: I think I will hang around to see what the next dumb question Walmart can think up
Cassie: At least she can think