Post by The Dollhouse on Sept 10, 2017 12:38:18 GMT -6
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Managers, boxers and fans of the FCBA alike!
We are very excited and proud to announce a new force has arrived in the FCBA.
THE DOLLHOUSE!
Established on September 2017 by the mysterious shadowy figure known only as' The Masked One' - a longtime wealthy lurker who spent many a year observing and studying the FCBA from the shadows.
For reasons known only to him, now is the perfect time to unleash his creation upon the FCBA.
Starting off, please welcome the Dollhouse's main staff members:
The Masked One - A mysterious wealthy individual, mostly seen while wearing a Jester's mask. Only Carmen Electra and Kristanna Loken know his real identity or have seen his real face. He is the owner and final decision maker.
Carmen Electra - Former FCBA Bantamweight champion, has been hired for her beauty, in-ring prowess, and immaculate business sense.
She will represent The Dollhouse as its face and CEO, as well as taking on the responsibility of a part-time trainer and mentor for our girls (aka Dolls).
Kristanna Loken - Former FCBA Welterweight champion, has been hired mainly for her talents in the boxing ring. She is here to take our dolls to the next level! We are confident that with her guidance and experience, there's no limit to each and every woman under our house.
All but one of the girls we chose to join our roster have ever won a single boxing match here at the FCBA. Some have boxed before but have not had the success we think they deserve, and others are completely new to the sport.
Some of you may think this might make our stable weak. Where you see weakness, we see potential.
The Dollhouse is committed to turn these women into successful boxers under our house, and will do everything in our power to provide them with everything they need for a bright future in the boxing ring.
Without further ado, we are proud to announce our roster of beauties along with a few words from our CEO Carmen Electra about each one:
Carmen Electra: "Starting off with the big surprise. I'm excited to announce Avril Lavigne will be part of our roster and will go back to the boxing ring after a 7 (!!) year hiatus.
I got the impression she definitely loved her position at Front Street, but a few months ago we got word that she is very eager to return to boxing and redeem herself.
Watching other young fighters at Front Street doing well taught her a lot, but also always bothered her. Avril was simply jealous, and she finally got sick of watching from the sidelines.
Her 0-5 record is something she is not very proud of, and Lavigne definitely has some ego on her, let me tell you. It bothers her. It angers her. It humiliates her.
She has expressed to us countless times how much she just wants to show the world she can handle herself in that ring, or to put it in her own words: "kick some flyweight sluts asses".
We think she definitely has the potential, and can turn things around with the right training and guidance, which we think she unfortunately did not get in the past.
Kristanna has taken Avril as her personal project, and is already helping Avril get into fighting shape. Along with Avril's eagerness to prove herself as the badass she claims to be, this combination can only mean one thing - danger.
The 'Punk Princess' is back with vengeance, girls. I would definitely advise fellow flyweights to watch out!"
Carmen Electra on Emma Roberts: "Emma is our next addition to our roster and is a feisty one. This girl doesn't take sh*t from anyone.
The Masked One saw in her the attitude and ferocity necessary to help us mold her into a vicious boxer, and what she may lack in strength, she definitely makes up for with tenacity and potential.
She's in a her prime and is in decent shape.
She is joining us with a 0-4 record, yes, I know, not very impressive - BUT, we are confident we can turn her into a very formidable contender. I see a lot in her.
To start things off, she is very determined to prove she is the best 'Emma' around, which honestly, is not that big a feat considering the competition if you ask me. But...one step at a time, right?"
Carmen Electra on Hayley Williams: "A great little treasure! Williams is probably as determined as anyone else you could find.
Hayley is a very talented and quick learner, very serious about training hard and is definitely the quickest girl we have on our roster!
She's in good shape and in her prime.
I know she may look a bit small and fragile, but good luck trying to hit her! The girl is as agile as they come.
Good Technique, speed and a solid defensive game can go a long way from my experience...and Hayley has those in spades!
I'm eager to see this little dynamite showcasing her talents in the ring!"
Carmen Electra on Lauren Mayberry: "Lauren is the epitome of cuteness and beauty. The Masked One loves cute and beautiful women. He wanted her in The Dollhouse. He got her. End of story. We'll take care of the rest from here.
Lauren is tiny and have never boxed before, I don't think shes strong or very athletic, but the woman is definitely very smart. From getting to know her, I am confident she can find a way to make this work for her.
She was a bit reluctant at first when we approached her, but we promised her we can teach her how to handle herself in that ring. And I'm going to make sure we keep that promise.
Its all about finding the right opponents to ease her in. Once she gets some confidence going, I believe her intelligence can get her far. It's not all about physical prowess in that ring.
And, who says you can't beat up some unsuspecting flyweights while looking cute doing it?"
Carmen Electra on Alexa Bliss: "Little Miss Bliss packs a huge punch! She's one of our smallest girls, but shes quick, strong, and can shrug off some major punishment with that body of hers. Not to mention - she's also a pro wrestling champion.On top of all of that, you REALLY don't want to piss this girl off. Trust me. They don't call her "Five Feet of Fury" for nothing. I've seen her bringing in some major pain in training already.
She'll f*ck girls up without giving it a second thought. And that's how we like'm here at the Dollhouse. Admittedly, Alexa is pretty new to the boxing ring, and joins the Dollhouse with a FCBA record of 0-1.
Not how she wanted to start off for sure, but nothing she can't bounce from.
Being busy with her pro wrestling career made it hard for her to find enough time to train properly in the past.
This is about to change.
We were able to work out a new training schedule for Alexa and she will definitely put in the necessary work moving forward. I would advise anyone not to mess with this tiny terror!"
Carmen Electra on Paige: "I don't think I really need to say much about the next one, except we are VERY proud to add the badass and sexy Paige to our roster.
As you all probably know, this girl is a veteran Pro Wrestler. She's in top shape and in her prime, and trust me, her punches pack a ton of power! Just look at her body.
Paige made a short visit to the boxing ring in the FCBA before, under her old ring name 'Britani Knight'. That earned her a respectable 1-1 record.
But keep in mind those bouts were done with barely ANY prior training on her part. Imagine how well she'll do if she does bother with proper boxing training.
We are completely confident Paige can become a dominant force here at the Lightweight division with the proper training program, which we are definitely going to provide.
I imagine most girls other than the most accomplished boxers will be very reluctant to take her on, and I don't blame them. Paige is just scary! I see a lot of knocked out, helpless opponents in her future.
The lightweight division is in huge danger of becoming HER house!"
Carmen Electra on Jessica Chastain: "Next up on our roster we have the lovely and exceptionally talented Jessica Chastain.
When I found out she has never boxed before, I HAD to talk The Masked One into bringing her on board. He wasn't sure about it at first, and made a good point - she's 40!
Starting a career in boxing at this age is far from ideal (Unless you're Katheryn W, but that's coming up next). But luckily I was able to convince The Masked One to take the chance with her.
When I contacted Jessica, she sounded VERY into the idea. I expected her to say no, but Jessica immediately agreed. It's a new thing for her, a new adventure in her life that she's very excited about.
She's one of the sexiest most talented stars in Hollywood at the moment, and will be sure to bring out big crowds to see her in whatever she does, especially if its something as intense as boxing!
Hopefully we'll be able to get her into good fighting shape and find the right opponents for her as she makes her first steps into the boxing ring.
Jessica is very serious and very determined about the whole thing, not to mention an extremely intelligent woman. I'm sure she'll be just as intelligent in the ring.
Whatever happens, she's a very good sport and a treasure! I literally can't wait to see how she does in that ring!"
Carmen Electra on Katheryn Winnick: "Did you know Katheryn is almost 40? I didn't! I saw her on Vikings (great show!) and knew we had to get her. This woman is a beast! No convincing needed this time.
The Masked One did some digging about her and was on board pretty much immediately. This gorgeous woman has the body of a goddess, is in top fighting shape and looks about 10 years younger than she really is.
On top of that, she has a 3rd degree black belt in Taekwondo and a 2nd degree black belt in Karate, and is a licensed body guard! Are you kidding me? Talk about a lethal blonde.
Katheryn would probably kick all our asses in a full on fight. But...I know...this is boxing. She's new to that, so there's some uncharted territory for her there. However, the potential this woman has is definitely off the charts!
Hopefully her age doesn't affect her too much in the future and she'll be able to unleash her talents for years to come. Kristanna has already said she's amazed by how good Katheryn already is.
You know she already has the discipline to be a student of the sport. Imagine how good she'll get with a few more months of boxing training under her (black) belt....a scary thought for Bantamweights of ANY age for sure.
A seriously deadly blonde we're delighted to have and can't wait to see her destroying some poor victims here at the FCBA!"
This concludes our stable's roster introductions. We hope you were impressed with the selection of women we were able to gather under The Dollhouse stable.
The Dollhouse is here to change things around. Our girls are either new and eager, or tired of being on the losing column. Whatever their case may be, we are committed to making a change and taking them to great accomplishments in the ring.
If you would like to contact The Dollhouse staff to discuss possible matches for our roster, or for any other inquiries - please send a PM to The Dollhouse account / Carmen Electra's account OR email us at thedollhouse@usa.com
Thank you for reading.
The Dolls will see you in the ring.
Sincerely,
The Masked One & The Dollhouse Staff
Managers, boxers and fans of the FCBA alike!
We are very excited and proud to announce a new force has arrived in the FCBA.
THE DOLLHOUSE!
Established on September 2017 by the mysterious shadowy figure known only as' The Masked One' - a longtime wealthy lurker who spent many a year observing and studying the FCBA from the shadows.
For reasons known only to him, now is the perfect time to unleash his creation upon the FCBA.
Starting off, please welcome the Dollhouse's main staff members:
The Masked One - A mysterious wealthy individual, mostly seen while wearing a Jester's mask. Only Carmen Electra and Kristanna Loken know his real identity or have seen his real face. He is the owner and final decision maker.
Carmen Electra - Former FCBA Bantamweight champion, has been hired for her beauty, in-ring prowess, and immaculate business sense.
She will represent The Dollhouse as its face and CEO, as well as taking on the responsibility of a part-time trainer and mentor for our girls (aka Dolls).
Kristanna Loken - Former FCBA Welterweight champion, has been hired mainly for her talents in the boxing ring. She is here to take our dolls to the next level! We are confident that with her guidance and experience, there's no limit to each and every woman under our house.
All but one of the girls we chose to join our roster have ever won a single boxing match here at the FCBA. Some have boxed before but have not had the success we think they deserve, and others are completely new to the sport.
Some of you may think this might make our stable weak. Where you see weakness, we see potential.
The Dollhouse is committed to turn these women into successful boxers under our house, and will do everything in our power to provide them with everything they need for a bright future in the boxing ring.
Without further ado, we are proud to announce our roster of beauties along with a few words from our CEO Carmen Electra about each one:
Carmen Electra: "Starting off with the big surprise. I'm excited to announce Avril Lavigne will be part of our roster and will go back to the boxing ring after a 7 (!!) year hiatus.
I got the impression she definitely loved her position at Front Street, but a few months ago we got word that she is very eager to return to boxing and redeem herself.
Watching other young fighters at Front Street doing well taught her a lot, but also always bothered her. Avril was simply jealous, and she finally got sick of watching from the sidelines.
Her 0-5 record is something she is not very proud of, and Lavigne definitely has some ego on her, let me tell you. It bothers her. It angers her. It humiliates her.
She has expressed to us countless times how much she just wants to show the world she can handle herself in that ring, or to put it in her own words: "kick some flyweight sluts asses".
We think she definitely has the potential, and can turn things around with the right training and guidance, which we think she unfortunately did not get in the past.
Kristanna has taken Avril as her personal project, and is already helping Avril get into fighting shape. Along with Avril's eagerness to prove herself as the badass she claims to be, this combination can only mean one thing - danger.
The 'Punk Princess' is back with vengeance, girls. I would definitely advise fellow flyweights to watch out!"
Carmen Electra on Emma Roberts: "Emma is our next addition to our roster and is a feisty one. This girl doesn't take sh*t from anyone.
The Masked One saw in her the attitude and ferocity necessary to help us mold her into a vicious boxer, and what she may lack in strength, she definitely makes up for with tenacity and potential.
She's in a her prime and is in decent shape.
She is joining us with a 0-4 record, yes, I know, not very impressive - BUT, we are confident we can turn her into a very formidable contender. I see a lot in her.
To start things off, she is very determined to prove she is the best 'Emma' around, which honestly, is not that big a feat considering the competition if you ask me. But...one step at a time, right?"
Carmen Electra on Hayley Williams: "A great little treasure! Williams is probably as determined as anyone else you could find.
Hayley is a very talented and quick learner, very serious about training hard and is definitely the quickest girl we have on our roster!
She's in good shape and in her prime.
I know she may look a bit small and fragile, but good luck trying to hit her! The girl is as agile as they come.
Good Technique, speed and a solid defensive game can go a long way from my experience...and Hayley has those in spades!
I'm eager to see this little dynamite showcasing her talents in the ring!"
Carmen Electra on Lauren Mayberry: "Lauren is the epitome of cuteness and beauty. The Masked One loves cute and beautiful women. He wanted her in The Dollhouse. He got her. End of story. We'll take care of the rest from here.
Lauren is tiny and have never boxed before, I don't think shes strong or very athletic, but the woman is definitely very smart. From getting to know her, I am confident she can find a way to make this work for her.
She was a bit reluctant at first when we approached her, but we promised her we can teach her how to handle herself in that ring. And I'm going to make sure we keep that promise.
Its all about finding the right opponents to ease her in. Once she gets some confidence going, I believe her intelligence can get her far. It's not all about physical prowess in that ring.
And, who says you can't beat up some unsuspecting flyweights while looking cute doing it?"
Carmen Electra on Alexa Bliss: "Little Miss Bliss packs a huge punch! She's one of our smallest girls, but shes quick, strong, and can shrug off some major punishment with that body of hers. Not to mention - she's also a pro wrestling champion.On top of all of that, you REALLY don't want to piss this girl off. Trust me. They don't call her "Five Feet of Fury" for nothing. I've seen her bringing in some major pain in training already.
She'll f*ck girls up without giving it a second thought. And that's how we like'm here at the Dollhouse. Admittedly, Alexa is pretty new to the boxing ring, and joins the Dollhouse with a FCBA record of 0-1.
Not how she wanted to start off for sure, but nothing she can't bounce from.
Being busy with her pro wrestling career made it hard for her to find enough time to train properly in the past.
This is about to change.
We were able to work out a new training schedule for Alexa and she will definitely put in the necessary work moving forward. I would advise anyone not to mess with this tiny terror!"
Carmen Electra on Paige: "I don't think I really need to say much about the next one, except we are VERY proud to add the badass and sexy Paige to our roster.
As you all probably know, this girl is a veteran Pro Wrestler. She's in top shape and in her prime, and trust me, her punches pack a ton of power! Just look at her body.
Paige made a short visit to the boxing ring in the FCBA before, under her old ring name 'Britani Knight'. That earned her a respectable 1-1 record.
But keep in mind those bouts were done with barely ANY prior training on her part. Imagine how well she'll do if she does bother with proper boxing training.
We are completely confident Paige can become a dominant force here at the Lightweight division with the proper training program, which we are definitely going to provide.
I imagine most girls other than the most accomplished boxers will be very reluctant to take her on, and I don't blame them. Paige is just scary! I see a lot of knocked out, helpless opponents in her future.
The lightweight division is in huge danger of becoming HER house!"
Carmen Electra on Jessica Chastain: "Next up on our roster we have the lovely and exceptionally talented Jessica Chastain.
When I found out she has never boxed before, I HAD to talk The Masked One into bringing her on board. He wasn't sure about it at first, and made a good point - she's 40!
Starting a career in boxing at this age is far from ideal (Unless you're Katheryn W, but that's coming up next). But luckily I was able to convince The Masked One to take the chance with her.
When I contacted Jessica, she sounded VERY into the idea. I expected her to say no, but Jessica immediately agreed. It's a new thing for her, a new adventure in her life that she's very excited about.
She's one of the sexiest most talented stars in Hollywood at the moment, and will be sure to bring out big crowds to see her in whatever she does, especially if its something as intense as boxing!
Hopefully we'll be able to get her into good fighting shape and find the right opponents for her as she makes her first steps into the boxing ring.
Jessica is very serious and very determined about the whole thing, not to mention an extremely intelligent woman. I'm sure she'll be just as intelligent in the ring.
Whatever happens, she's a very good sport and a treasure! I literally can't wait to see how she does in that ring!"
Carmen Electra on Katheryn Winnick: "Did you know Katheryn is almost 40? I didn't! I saw her on Vikings (great show!) and knew we had to get her. This woman is a beast! No convincing needed this time.
The Masked One did some digging about her and was on board pretty much immediately. This gorgeous woman has the body of a goddess, is in top fighting shape and looks about 10 years younger than she really is.
On top of that, she has a 3rd degree black belt in Taekwondo and a 2nd degree black belt in Karate, and is a licensed body guard! Are you kidding me? Talk about a lethal blonde.
Katheryn would probably kick all our asses in a full on fight. But...I know...this is boxing. She's new to that, so there's some uncharted territory for her there. However, the potential this woman has is definitely off the charts!
Hopefully her age doesn't affect her too much in the future and she'll be able to unleash her talents for years to come. Kristanna has already said she's amazed by how good Katheryn already is.
You know she already has the discipline to be a student of the sport. Imagine how good she'll get with a few more months of boxing training under her (black) belt....a scary thought for Bantamweights of ANY age for sure.
A seriously deadly blonde we're delighted to have and can't wait to see her destroying some poor victims here at the FCBA!"
This concludes our stable's roster introductions. We hope you were impressed with the selection of women we were able to gather under The Dollhouse stable.
The Dollhouse is here to change things around. Our girls are either new and eager, or tired of being on the losing column. Whatever their case may be, we are committed to making a change and taking them to great accomplishments in the ring.
If you would like to contact The Dollhouse staff to discuss possible matches for our roster, or for any other inquiries - please send a PM to The Dollhouse account / Carmen Electra's account OR email us at thedollhouse@usa.com
Thank you for reading.
The Dolls will see you in the ring.
Sincerely,
The Masked One & The Dollhouse Staff
