Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Aug 31, 2017 13:45:19 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening with the ladies of Texas in the spotlight..."
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the division where I rule, flyweight, where Alexis Bledel make her return to Philly against Front Street's rising Jane Levy! And, that won't be the only flyweight bout of the night, because we're going to have former champion Eva Longoria in the houses to battle Front Street's Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "We've also got action at bantamweight tonight, with another former FCBA Champion, Hilary Duff, in the house to square off with Front Street's Chloe Bennet!"
McCarthy: "And, thankfully, we also have Front Street's one REAL fighter, lightweight Anna Torv, on the card against a Texan who proves, once again, that age is just a number, Angie Harmon!"
Tess: "And, let's not forget tonight's welterweight bout, between Texan Courtney Tailor and Front Street's Antje Utgaard!"
Cassie: "And, it wouldn't be an Asylum without Bazz, and Asylum's OTHER home team is represented tonight by Jilly Wags herself, Jill Wagner, who'll battle Front Street's Gemma Arterton!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, five Texans. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Texan Invasion at the Asylum!"
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the division where I rule, flyweight, where Alexis Bledel make her return to Philly against Front Street's rising Jane Levy! And, that won't be the only flyweight bout of the night, because we're going to have former champion Eva Longoria in the houses to battle Front Street's Kristen Stewart!"
Tess: "We've also got action at bantamweight tonight, with another former FCBA Champion, Hilary Duff, in the house to square off with Front Street's Chloe Bennet!"
McCarthy: "And, thankfully, we also have Front Street's one REAL fighter, lightweight Anna Torv, on the card against a Texan who proves, once again, that age is just a number, Angie Harmon!"
Tess: "And, let's not forget tonight's welterweight bout, between Texan Courtney Tailor and Front Street's Antje Utgaard!"
Cassie: "And, it wouldn't be an Asylum without Bazz, and Asylum's OTHER home team is represented tonight by Jilly Wags herself, Jill Wagner, who'll battle Front Street's Gemma Arterton!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, four weight classes, five Texans. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'Texan Invasion at the Asylum!"