Post by Tractorpull on Aug 31, 2017 8:21:29 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell, Cassandra Lynn and Tess are relaxing in the HBO lounge when Jenny Mac walks in giving a hand signal
Jenny O: What was that for?
Cassandra Lynn. That was the University of Texas hand signal known as “hook em horns”
Tess: I imagine you are doing that to honor most of the visitors tonight. All but one are from Texas
Jenny Mac: That’s right and that’s why I am wearing this orange and white T shirt. That’s the Texas colors, orange and white
Cassandra Lynn: Actually, their colors are burnt orange and white
Jenny Mac: Big deal
Tess: Actually it is. University Tennessee’s color are also orange and white.
Jenny Mac: This is definitely a Texas T shirt
Tess: Then why does it “Vols” across the front?
Jenny Mac: Don’t you know anything. It’s the Texas Vols
Tess: I live in Tennessee. I am pretty sure the Vols are from Tennessee
Cassie: Tess is right Mac. Texas is the Longhorns. Tennessee is the Vols. You got the wrong shirt
Jenny Mac: Siri, call Amazon. I want my money back
Jenny O: Well what about the card tonight
Jenny Mac: The saving grace is that Torv is on it. She the only real fighter the Wiz has left. The rest of the dancing hookers are fighting nobodies. I don’t know why people come down to this hole to see the fights when they could stay home and see it on TV with me explaining the action
Cassie: That’s why they come. To avoid having to watch you explain the action
Mac: Shut it you little....
Jenny O: About the fighrts…
Cassie: Tess predicted that Front Street would win all of them. I agree
Jenny Mac: I hate to say it, but I agree. Can we go now?
Jenny O: What’s your problem?
Jenny Mac: I got to change clothes
Jenny O: What was that for?
Cassandra Lynn. That was the University of Texas hand signal known as “hook em horns”
Tess: I imagine you are doing that to honor most of the visitors tonight. All but one are from Texas
Jenny Mac: That’s right and that’s why I am wearing this orange and white T shirt. That’s the Texas colors, orange and white
Cassandra Lynn: Actually, their colors are burnt orange and white
Jenny Mac: Big deal
Tess: Actually it is. University Tennessee’s color are also orange and white.
Jenny Mac: This is definitely a Texas T shirt
Tess: Then why does it “Vols” across the front?
Jenny Mac: Don’t you know anything. It’s the Texas Vols
Tess: I live in Tennessee. I am pretty sure the Vols are from Tennessee
Cassie: Tess is right Mac. Texas is the Longhorns. Tennessee is the Vols. You got the wrong shirt
Jenny Mac: Siri, call Amazon. I want my money back
Jenny O: Well what about the card tonight
Jenny Mac: The saving grace is that Torv is on it. She the only real fighter the Wiz has left. The rest of the dancing hookers are fighting nobodies. I don’t know why people come down to this hole to see the fights when they could stay home and see it on TV with me explaining the action
Cassie: That’s why they come. To avoid having to watch you explain the action
Mac: Shut it you little....
Jenny O: About the fighrts…
Cassie: Tess predicted that Front Street would win all of them. I agree
Jenny Mac: I hate to say it, but I agree. Can we go now?
Jenny O: What’s your problem?
Jenny Mac: I got to change clothes