Post by Lookout! Boxing on Aug 26, 2016 10:23:50 GMT -6
Kim Kardashian versus Sophia Bush (JMD)
(Words: ABC / Results: Lookout!)
Pre-fight:
For a Jugs of Mass Destruction fight you may just say this coming bout is somewhat of a mismatch. Sophia Bush and Kim Kardashian put their 32C and 34D jugs respectively, up against each other in what is set to be a classic bout on the beach, though punters have been making the astute observation that Kardashian’s jugs do seem to do a little dwarfing in this matchup.
However, Sophia is 3-1 in JMD bouts while Kim is 2-7. Of course, this did not curb Kim’s confidence prior to the bout. “Just look at us,” Kim smirked. “It’s a JMD battle alright, but while mine are jugs of mass destruction, Sophia’s are clearly jugs of mass disappointment. I don’t even need to hit hers with my gloves. I could flatten her with my own rack.”
Sophia was, as ever, ready to meet the challenge head-on. “Kim is big, sure, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall,” Bush said confidently. “And Kim is going to fall… HARD. We’ll see how confident she is in those jugs AFTER the fight.”
Both ladies look spectacular in their bikinis as they stroll through the sand to the beach-side ring, both sets of proud JMD’s barely contained in their skimpy cups. It is a shame to think that one of these mighty racks will be reduced to rubble by the time this bout is finished.
Round 1:
#KHAOS frontwoman Kim K is a picture of Konfidence as she squares up to her slightly more petite opponent, gloves readying themselves in front of her proud JMDs as she smirks with disrespect at ABC golden girl Sophia Bush’s lightly bouncing pair. When the bell rings, Kim wastes no time jabbing her right glove out and bopping Sophia on the nose. Bush had the gloves readied over her jugs, presumably given the nature of the fight, and she guesses wrong as her cute little nose takes a solid shot, snapping her head backwards, arms flailing a little wide of her bikini cups. And Kim has made available exactly what she wanted, evident by her wide grin as she lights up Bush’s puppies with a left, right, left combo of straights.
Sophia is shuffled backwards, her jugs leaping in her bikini top, threating to jump out and say hello as they are jostled about furiously. There is a pained look on Bush’s face already and this is a horrific start for the peppy brunette. She relocates her gloves in front of her chest out of necessity, and Kim gladly puts a right cross through pretty cheek for her trouble.
Sophia staggers right, left glove autonomously touching at red cheek, leaving Kim to cruelly put a cross right through Sophia’s left jug, belting the orb across her chest and slapping into her right jug with a mighty sound. “Ow!” Bush crying out, getting a rise out of both Kim and the crowd, and Kardashian whacks a left into Sophia’s bare midriff, bending her a little and giving her reason to really shuffle herself as briskly as possible out of harm’s way.
Sophia trying to put a little distance between the two as she regathers herself after this woeful start, but Kim knows she has her reeling and she wants to press her advantage. Sophia showing great agility to duck and weave out of the way of most shots, even finding Kim’s head with a couple of defensive jabs. But, in the last minute Kim manages to barge her way inside Sophia’s range again and bends the pretty brunette with a left hook to the abs, allowing her to put a cross through that left cheek again and bully Sophia into a neutral corner.
Sophia a little disoriented from the heavy cross to cheek, and Kim has an open rack to work with! Kim is slamming overhands onto Bush’s jugs, left glove bouncing left jug straight down to bounce wildly, then right glove smacking right breast out wide to wobble agonizingly around her midriff. Sophia is grimacing, tears forming as Kim batters once perky Bush jugs at will in an absolute shellacking of a first round!
The bell eventually saves Bush and the crowd is going mental, in utter shock at the treatment of Sophia Bush in the first round. Sophia is seriously slow to her corner, already hugging at jug, and this is either going to be a VERY long bout for Bush or an incredibly short one. Kim is beaming as she takes a seat, sweating from the workout that is demolishing Sophia’s rack, but looking to be in prime condition and having all the confidence from these early results.
Round 2:
Let’s hope Milano has had some seriously constructive words of advice for Bush in between rounds for her sake. Another round like that and we could be looking at the shortest venture by Sophia since her ABC signing.
Kim of course tries to revert straight back to belting her opponent’s JMDs about, and Sophia isn’t having a bar of it early, desperately guarding her chest and shuffling well on her feet, head even reacting quicker than Kim’s fists for the most part. It is a much better defensive display by Bush now, and Kim seems to be growing slightly frustrated. She gets a bit over-eager and a lunging right for Sophia’s head is evaded and quickly countered by Bush, who whacks her right glove deep into the outside of Kim’s left jug!
Her massive orb wobbles sexily and the crowd cheer at the sight, and only get louder as Sophia proceeds to whack left and right leather into the inner and outer of Kim’s left breast, bouncing the meat wildly. Kim is bleating and eventually manages to whack her right glove into Sophia’s left eye, backing her up and away from her pained jug.
That could be the big turn that puts Sophia back in this bout and she knows it, pressing now to even things up. Kim isn’t backing down though, and the two end the round with a flurry of exchanges to midriffs and jug, leaving the crowd super excited for what is to come in the third.
Round 3:
Kim still looks confident, and to be fair she has done the bulk of the damage so far, but it could be overconfidence for a moment as she comes in swinging wildly for Sophia’s jugs again, only to have the agile actress slip away from her and counter with some solid jabs that heavily jostle Kim’s cleavage much to her chagrin.
Sophia is moving and popping quick shots into Kim’s bikini cups, and it seems to be working for quite some time, until Kim has enough and steps straight into a haymaker that somehow connects with Sophia’s left temple and wobbles her! Sophia is loopy and Kim steps in and winds up a killer right overhand that strikes down with all of her force right onto the top of Sophia’s left jug.
The jug cracks down low and doesn’t quite bounce back the way it was doing so earlier, now drooping lower and threatening to rip her stretched bikini top right from her. Sophia’s jaw drops and before she can cover, Kim’s left glove hammers straight through the inner of Bush’s left breast, blasting it outwards, and Sophia drops straight off of her feet with a pained howl.
Kim is grinning and giving the ref room to count as Sophia writhes about on the mat after a shocking knockdown in only the third round from Kardashian. With tears in her eyes, Sophia is slowly staggering back to her feet by the count of 8, cradling that left jug as she does. There is a nasty big bruise on the top of her breast and Sophia looks unsure about this as she consoles herself in front of a dominant looking Kim Kardashian.
The ref allows Sophia to continue and she spends a lot of the last minute trying to avoid anything else from Kim, particularly to her chest. Kim gets a few jabs in at red cheeks and Kim looks entirely sure of herself moving to her corner after the third. A huge contrast between these two bikini clad beauties as they take their seats, Sophia’s corner crew taking a good look at that bruised, sad left jug as she sulks and stares at it in disbelief, not seeming to know how to stop this current onslaught.
Round 4:
A lot of women would try to save themselves at this point, but Sophia comes out with intent, clearly aware that she can’t play for points at this stage as she would be a mile behind, and needs desperately to KO the juggy woman before her.
Sophia forces her way in at Kim, taking a shot to her right jug for her trouble, but pushing through with a pained grunt to slam both fists to the outer of Kim’s jugs, bashing them together! Kim is completely shocked by the move, her mouth hanging open, and Sophia blasts away, smacking them into each other and rocking Kim’s jugs with serious determination.
Nobody in the audience expected this wildly aggressive approach from Sophia after the beating she has taken so far, and the element of surprise seems to be helping her as Kim didn’t expect it either. Kim’s JMDs are bouncing with fury, her bikini top now threatening to explode right off of her rack as it heaves away with her chest.
Sophia slams her leather outside the giant jugs twice more, crushing Kim’s boobs and causing her knees to wobble with a scream. Then a right uppercut blasts right under Kim’s chin and sends her to the mat!
It is an incredible response to the knockdown in round 3, and now Kim finds herself mewling on her back, clutching at bruising jugs while she groans through the dizzying pain in her jaw. The crowd is loud, but they don’t seem to know who to cheer for as both women are clearly giving it their absolute all. They are simply cheering for the spectacle, and wow are these ladies putting on a show.
Kim decides the show must go on, and she is up on wobbly stems at the count of 7. She is clearly pained from the jug mugging and she didn’t seem to expect her petite opponent to have that much bite in her gloves. There is an awful lot of woman in Kim’s cups and Sophia has somehow managed to bruise a large percentage of it.
They get back into it and Sophia tries to press her advantage, popping shots at Kim’s jugs, though most are blocked vehemently by the busty brunette. Kim does reply with a cross to Sophia’s right jug, and Bush jabs a glove into Kim’s right eye, getting a little lump to form on her brow.
There are a few similar exchanges before Sophia starts to overwhelm the tiring Kardashian again, and Bush slugs a few more shots underneath Kim’s jugs, bouncing them up for the fans’ delight.
As the fourth round comes to an end, both women take a seat looking tired and sore, but deftly determined, and this thing is really starting to heat up. What looked to become a one-sided affair early has evolved into an absolute clash of titans.
Round 5:
Both beauties come together simultaneously in the middle of the ring looking focused, proud JMDs hanging a little heavier and worse for wear in their bikini tops as they seek to finish the others for the day with some grade-A jug mugging.
Kim launches first and misses, Sophia slipping out of the way deftly, and she flies back in with a straight that Kim desperately manages to get the blocker on last second. Then it’s a successful duck from Sophia and a rising shot through the underneath of Kim’s left jug that has her bleating out. She responds quickly though, whacking her right glove into Sophia’s mouth, spraying spittle and slowing those legs a little.
Kim pushes, jabbing into Sophia’s left eye, and it is bruising now, threatening to swell up and give her some vision troubles. But Sophia is trying not to worry about that, only wanting to hit back, and she does, clubbing Kim’s right jug into the other like a pendulum, and then slamming a straight that mushrooms Kim’s gigantic left breast under her little leather fist.
The pair go about hooking leather into opposition jug for the remainder of the round, but neither seem to take the edge as it is mutual destruction here on the beach. When the round ends and both starlets take their seats, Sophia’s mottled left breast looks ready to surrender and Kim’s big softened jugs have dropped low on her body, stretching that top to its absolute limits.
Round 6:
There is some cautious circling as we begin the sixth and it seems both boxers are aware of the extent of their injuries. Tentative jabs test the waters but are largely blocked or evaded until Sophia leaps in with a left, right jabbing combo, the left of which hits guard, but the right bangs on Kim’s nose and waters her eyes.
Sophia’s follow up is an overhand left that crashes onto Kim’s left jug and she cries out loudly as it bounces and sways. But Kim comes straight back with an uppercut to Sophia’s right jug, lifting it high. Sophia’s eyes watering now as she tries to clutch at unsteady right breast, not ready for Kim’s right glove to hammer straight into Bush’s damaged left jug.
The jug flattens against Sophia’s chest and she crumples straight to the mat holding herlsef! There are unbridled tears now as Sophia holds her banged up left jug and tries to stand up. The count only gets to 7, but the zebra is sure to check Sophia over and ask numerous times whether she is okay to continue. She assures she is, and then Kim is given the okay to take another shot.
Kim advances, but Sophia looks furious and she meets her head on, whacking a lightning quick glove at Kim’s nose, drawing a little blood, and following that with a clubbing left across Kim’s cleavage, sending it heaving. Sophia blocks a couple of straights and sends back a couple of her own, rocking Kim’s jugs once more. Those 34Ds need a minute and Kim tries to back away, covering up, but Sophia doggedly persists, chasing her opponent down and burying a fist into soft tummy, then a hook to ribs, getting a howl from Kim, before a left cross lumps Kim’s right temple and right hook squashes right jug.
The turnaround by Bush again is extraordinary, and this time she didn’t even wait until the next round to bring it. Kim looks startled and Sophia starts speedbagging those famously huge jugs, causing her total grief. Kim looks despondent, and her jugs are lumping and bruising and Sophia is relentless in her attack. Uppercut after uppercut bangs underneath of each jug and soon Kim grabs at her chest and lurches forward right onto her face!
Sophia is breathing heavily, resting against her corner and holding sagged left jug up as she stares at Kim’s twitching body. Kim is battling to get to her hands and knees, touching intermittently at sad, flopping jugs as her eyes tear up. Somehow Kim gets to her feet just in time at 9 and both courageous women agree to come together again.
Kim is desperate to finish Sophia before her big jugs take another beating, and she launches at Sophia’s left breast, only to have the wiley Bush slip seamlessly to her right, shuffling those feet with great agility. Kim’s shot whizzes through the air harmlessly and Sophia dives straight back in with a right cross, seizing her opportunity and ROCKING Kim’s left jug straight into the other, causing both breasts to flop about hideously. Kim is stumbling, bleating and trying to cover her chest, but Sophia is quick and nimble and gets inside again to slam both fists into Kim’s left jug, CRUSHING the orb. Kim’s left breast pops straight out of her bikini top and droops down to her midriff! Sophia has literally beaten the clothes off of Kim, and she is crying and huddling in the corner, lolling against the turnbuckle and trying to cover her bare breasts. Sophia looks ready to do more damage, but the ref steps in and calls it a day, not willing to let Kim take anymore of that. Sophia Bush wins, TKO6!
Post-fight:
Sophia Bush is positively glowing as she slips her gloves off and chucks them at trainer Alyssa Milano in her corner. Kim is feebly trying to escape through the ropes, but Sophia is on the move, gleefully strutting across the ring to claim her prize; the chance to humiliate Kim and show her what her smaller albeit impressive jugs of mass destruction can do.
Sophia suddenly stops mid-ring, her eyes going wide in shock as she spots a figure stepping up to the ring, also causing Kim to reverse back into the ring. “What the f*ck do you think you’re doing?!” Sophia is shouting, equal parts confused and pissed off as her biggest rival in the FCBA, Jenna Louise Coleman, slips through the ropes and into the ring holding a microphone.
“I’m here to make good on clause 4 of the Title-holder’s agreement,” Jenna announces. “You see, Sophia, my soft little friend, as the JMD Champion that I so deservedly am, I hold the right to the first smother whenever I choose. And you know what? I think I’d like to show Kim here just why it was that she was kicked out of the Lookout Stable for ME!”
Kim looks fearful and Sophia looks completely irate as Jenna hands the microphone away and saunters towards Kim.
“You can’t!” Sophia is trying to angrily protest. “I WON! She’s mine, fair and square. You can’t take this from me!”
“Oh, I can, and I will,” Jenna smirks. “Just be thankful YOU didn’t lose, cupcake.”
Sophia turns to her corner, lifting her arms in the air as if asking the question, but only gets a sad shake of the head from each of Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Connelly, who know full well that Jenna’s right as JMD champ cannot be messed with. Sophia reluctantly backs away into her corner, frowning with contempt and bottom lip quivering as she watches Jenna grab two handfuls of Kim’s hair.
Kim is begging, but Jenna is on a mission as she drags her close and slams their bodies together in a bearhug, her firm champion JMDs crushing Kim’s exhausted jugs against her tired frame, getting a mewling cry from her as her bruised mountains are absolutely disrespected by the young Lookout! Flyweight.
“Obvious, isn’t it?” Jenna giggles happily as her jugs humiliate Kim’s massive pair, squashing them painfully flat. “It was a no-brainer when they decided I should take your place in MY stable. Such a no-brainer, even you or the fatty you just let beat you could have made the decision.”
Kim is crying as Jenna berates her as she grinds her jugs into Kim’s. “Okay, Kimmy, say goodnight.” She wraps her hands in Kim’s hair again and pulls her tear-streaked face into her impressive cleavage, completely engulfing Kim’s bright red face. Kim’s feet are soon slipping against the mat as she struggles for breath but can’t seem to pull her face out of Jenna’s jugs.
Sophia is huffing, her ‘victorious’ chest heaving as she is absolutely fuming in her corner, watching on as Jenna steals her fruits of victory, putting Kim in a jug-induced stupor. Sophia watches as Jenna lifts Kim’s face from her breasts, a goofy grin plastered on her loopy face as her knees start to buckle and she is held up solely by Jenna’s grip on her hair. Sophia’s fists are clenched, stare piercing through Jenna’s soul as the champ gives woozy Kim a little kiss on the forehead. “Goodnight, sweetheart,” Jenna coos as she releases Kim, letting her limp body drop defeated to the canvas in a sad, saggy heap battered-jugs-first.
“Okay, I guess you can do what you like now, if you think those saggy marshmellows can do a better job,” Jenna laughs as she smirks at Sophia’s battle-worn jugs. Sophia glances at Kim to realize she is basically out of it and as humiliated as she can be. Her stare only intensifies as she looks back at Jenna.
Jenna grins, satisfied with how the evening has turned out, and she heads back out of the ring. “I’m gonna get you for this, you miserable cow!” Sophia is shouting after her rival as she makes her leave. “You’re not getting away with this! I’m going to RUIN your flabby udders!”
Jenna doesn’t even bother to respond as she continues strolling away through the sand, a smug grin plastered over her face as she can just picture Sophia throwing a tantrum behind her in the ring over Kim’s beaten body.
(Words: ABC / Results: Lookout!)
Pre-fight:
For a Jugs of Mass Destruction fight you may just say this coming bout is somewhat of a mismatch. Sophia Bush and Kim Kardashian put their 32C and 34D jugs respectively, up against each other in what is set to be a classic bout on the beach, though punters have been making the astute observation that Kardashian’s jugs do seem to do a little dwarfing in this matchup.
However, Sophia is 3-1 in JMD bouts while Kim is 2-7. Of course, this did not curb Kim’s confidence prior to the bout. “Just look at us,” Kim smirked. “It’s a JMD battle alright, but while mine are jugs of mass destruction, Sophia’s are clearly jugs of mass disappointment. I don’t even need to hit hers with my gloves. I could flatten her with my own rack.”
Sophia was, as ever, ready to meet the challenge head-on. “Kim is big, sure, but the bigger they are, the harder they fall,” Bush said confidently. “And Kim is going to fall… HARD. We’ll see how confident she is in those jugs AFTER the fight.”
Both ladies look spectacular in their bikinis as they stroll through the sand to the beach-side ring, both sets of proud JMD’s barely contained in their skimpy cups. It is a shame to think that one of these mighty racks will be reduced to rubble by the time this bout is finished.
Round 1:
#KHAOS frontwoman Kim K is a picture of Konfidence as she squares up to her slightly more petite opponent, gloves readying themselves in front of her proud JMDs as she smirks with disrespect at ABC golden girl Sophia Bush’s lightly bouncing pair. When the bell rings, Kim wastes no time jabbing her right glove out and bopping Sophia on the nose. Bush had the gloves readied over her jugs, presumably given the nature of the fight, and she guesses wrong as her cute little nose takes a solid shot, snapping her head backwards, arms flailing a little wide of her bikini cups. And Kim has made available exactly what she wanted, evident by her wide grin as she lights up Bush’s puppies with a left, right, left combo of straights.
Sophia is shuffled backwards, her jugs leaping in her bikini top, threating to jump out and say hello as they are jostled about furiously. There is a pained look on Bush’s face already and this is a horrific start for the peppy brunette. She relocates her gloves in front of her chest out of necessity, and Kim gladly puts a right cross through pretty cheek for her trouble.
Sophia staggers right, left glove autonomously touching at red cheek, leaving Kim to cruelly put a cross right through Sophia’s left jug, belting the orb across her chest and slapping into her right jug with a mighty sound. “Ow!” Bush crying out, getting a rise out of both Kim and the crowd, and Kardashian whacks a left into Sophia’s bare midriff, bending her a little and giving her reason to really shuffle herself as briskly as possible out of harm’s way.
Sophia trying to put a little distance between the two as she regathers herself after this woeful start, but Kim knows she has her reeling and she wants to press her advantage. Sophia showing great agility to duck and weave out of the way of most shots, even finding Kim’s head with a couple of defensive jabs. But, in the last minute Kim manages to barge her way inside Sophia’s range again and bends the pretty brunette with a left hook to the abs, allowing her to put a cross through that left cheek again and bully Sophia into a neutral corner.
Sophia a little disoriented from the heavy cross to cheek, and Kim has an open rack to work with! Kim is slamming overhands onto Bush’s jugs, left glove bouncing left jug straight down to bounce wildly, then right glove smacking right breast out wide to wobble agonizingly around her midriff. Sophia is grimacing, tears forming as Kim batters once perky Bush jugs at will in an absolute shellacking of a first round!
The bell eventually saves Bush and the crowd is going mental, in utter shock at the treatment of Sophia Bush in the first round. Sophia is seriously slow to her corner, already hugging at jug, and this is either going to be a VERY long bout for Bush or an incredibly short one. Kim is beaming as she takes a seat, sweating from the workout that is demolishing Sophia’s rack, but looking to be in prime condition and having all the confidence from these early results.
Round 2:
Let’s hope Milano has had some seriously constructive words of advice for Bush in between rounds for her sake. Another round like that and we could be looking at the shortest venture by Sophia since her ABC signing.
Kim of course tries to revert straight back to belting her opponent’s JMDs about, and Sophia isn’t having a bar of it early, desperately guarding her chest and shuffling well on her feet, head even reacting quicker than Kim’s fists for the most part. It is a much better defensive display by Bush now, and Kim seems to be growing slightly frustrated. She gets a bit over-eager and a lunging right for Sophia’s head is evaded and quickly countered by Bush, who whacks her right glove deep into the outside of Kim’s left jug!
Her massive orb wobbles sexily and the crowd cheer at the sight, and only get louder as Sophia proceeds to whack left and right leather into the inner and outer of Kim’s left breast, bouncing the meat wildly. Kim is bleating and eventually manages to whack her right glove into Sophia’s left eye, backing her up and away from her pained jug.
That could be the big turn that puts Sophia back in this bout and she knows it, pressing now to even things up. Kim isn’t backing down though, and the two end the round with a flurry of exchanges to midriffs and jug, leaving the crowd super excited for what is to come in the third.
Round 3:
Kim still looks confident, and to be fair she has done the bulk of the damage so far, but it could be overconfidence for a moment as she comes in swinging wildly for Sophia’s jugs again, only to have the agile actress slip away from her and counter with some solid jabs that heavily jostle Kim’s cleavage much to her chagrin.
Sophia is moving and popping quick shots into Kim’s bikini cups, and it seems to be working for quite some time, until Kim has enough and steps straight into a haymaker that somehow connects with Sophia’s left temple and wobbles her! Sophia is loopy and Kim steps in and winds up a killer right overhand that strikes down with all of her force right onto the top of Sophia’s left jug.
The jug cracks down low and doesn’t quite bounce back the way it was doing so earlier, now drooping lower and threatening to rip her stretched bikini top right from her. Sophia’s jaw drops and before she can cover, Kim’s left glove hammers straight through the inner of Bush’s left breast, blasting it outwards, and Sophia drops straight off of her feet with a pained howl.
Kim is grinning and giving the ref room to count as Sophia writhes about on the mat after a shocking knockdown in only the third round from Kardashian. With tears in her eyes, Sophia is slowly staggering back to her feet by the count of 8, cradling that left jug as she does. There is a nasty big bruise on the top of her breast and Sophia looks unsure about this as she consoles herself in front of a dominant looking Kim Kardashian.
The ref allows Sophia to continue and she spends a lot of the last minute trying to avoid anything else from Kim, particularly to her chest. Kim gets a few jabs in at red cheeks and Kim looks entirely sure of herself moving to her corner after the third. A huge contrast between these two bikini clad beauties as they take their seats, Sophia’s corner crew taking a good look at that bruised, sad left jug as she sulks and stares at it in disbelief, not seeming to know how to stop this current onslaught.
Round 4:
A lot of women would try to save themselves at this point, but Sophia comes out with intent, clearly aware that she can’t play for points at this stage as she would be a mile behind, and needs desperately to KO the juggy woman before her.
Sophia forces her way in at Kim, taking a shot to her right jug for her trouble, but pushing through with a pained grunt to slam both fists to the outer of Kim’s jugs, bashing them together! Kim is completely shocked by the move, her mouth hanging open, and Sophia blasts away, smacking them into each other and rocking Kim’s jugs with serious determination.
Nobody in the audience expected this wildly aggressive approach from Sophia after the beating she has taken so far, and the element of surprise seems to be helping her as Kim didn’t expect it either. Kim’s JMDs are bouncing with fury, her bikini top now threatening to explode right off of her rack as it heaves away with her chest.
Sophia slams her leather outside the giant jugs twice more, crushing Kim’s boobs and causing her knees to wobble with a scream. Then a right uppercut blasts right under Kim’s chin and sends her to the mat!
It is an incredible response to the knockdown in round 3, and now Kim finds herself mewling on her back, clutching at bruising jugs while she groans through the dizzying pain in her jaw. The crowd is loud, but they don’t seem to know who to cheer for as both women are clearly giving it their absolute all. They are simply cheering for the spectacle, and wow are these ladies putting on a show.
Kim decides the show must go on, and she is up on wobbly stems at the count of 7. She is clearly pained from the jug mugging and she didn’t seem to expect her petite opponent to have that much bite in her gloves. There is an awful lot of woman in Kim’s cups and Sophia has somehow managed to bruise a large percentage of it.
They get back into it and Sophia tries to press her advantage, popping shots at Kim’s jugs, though most are blocked vehemently by the busty brunette. Kim does reply with a cross to Sophia’s right jug, and Bush jabs a glove into Kim’s right eye, getting a little lump to form on her brow.
There are a few similar exchanges before Sophia starts to overwhelm the tiring Kardashian again, and Bush slugs a few more shots underneath Kim’s jugs, bouncing them up for the fans’ delight.
As the fourth round comes to an end, both women take a seat looking tired and sore, but deftly determined, and this thing is really starting to heat up. What looked to become a one-sided affair early has evolved into an absolute clash of titans.
Round 5:
Both beauties come together simultaneously in the middle of the ring looking focused, proud JMDs hanging a little heavier and worse for wear in their bikini tops as they seek to finish the others for the day with some grade-A jug mugging.
Kim launches first and misses, Sophia slipping out of the way deftly, and she flies back in with a straight that Kim desperately manages to get the blocker on last second. Then it’s a successful duck from Sophia and a rising shot through the underneath of Kim’s left jug that has her bleating out. She responds quickly though, whacking her right glove into Sophia’s mouth, spraying spittle and slowing those legs a little.
Kim pushes, jabbing into Sophia’s left eye, and it is bruising now, threatening to swell up and give her some vision troubles. But Sophia is trying not to worry about that, only wanting to hit back, and she does, clubbing Kim’s right jug into the other like a pendulum, and then slamming a straight that mushrooms Kim’s gigantic left breast under her little leather fist.
The pair go about hooking leather into opposition jug for the remainder of the round, but neither seem to take the edge as it is mutual destruction here on the beach. When the round ends and both starlets take their seats, Sophia’s mottled left breast looks ready to surrender and Kim’s big softened jugs have dropped low on her body, stretching that top to its absolute limits.
Round 6:
There is some cautious circling as we begin the sixth and it seems both boxers are aware of the extent of their injuries. Tentative jabs test the waters but are largely blocked or evaded until Sophia leaps in with a left, right jabbing combo, the left of which hits guard, but the right bangs on Kim’s nose and waters her eyes.
Sophia’s follow up is an overhand left that crashes onto Kim’s left jug and she cries out loudly as it bounces and sways. But Kim comes straight back with an uppercut to Sophia’s right jug, lifting it high. Sophia’s eyes watering now as she tries to clutch at unsteady right breast, not ready for Kim’s right glove to hammer straight into Bush’s damaged left jug.
The jug flattens against Sophia’s chest and she crumples straight to the mat holding herlsef! There are unbridled tears now as Sophia holds her banged up left jug and tries to stand up. The count only gets to 7, but the zebra is sure to check Sophia over and ask numerous times whether she is okay to continue. She assures she is, and then Kim is given the okay to take another shot.
Kim advances, but Sophia looks furious and she meets her head on, whacking a lightning quick glove at Kim’s nose, drawing a little blood, and following that with a clubbing left across Kim’s cleavage, sending it heaving. Sophia blocks a couple of straights and sends back a couple of her own, rocking Kim’s jugs once more. Those 34Ds need a minute and Kim tries to back away, covering up, but Sophia doggedly persists, chasing her opponent down and burying a fist into soft tummy, then a hook to ribs, getting a howl from Kim, before a left cross lumps Kim’s right temple and right hook squashes right jug.
The turnaround by Bush again is extraordinary, and this time she didn’t even wait until the next round to bring it. Kim looks startled and Sophia starts speedbagging those famously huge jugs, causing her total grief. Kim looks despondent, and her jugs are lumping and bruising and Sophia is relentless in her attack. Uppercut after uppercut bangs underneath of each jug and soon Kim grabs at her chest and lurches forward right onto her face!
Sophia is breathing heavily, resting against her corner and holding sagged left jug up as she stares at Kim’s twitching body. Kim is battling to get to her hands and knees, touching intermittently at sad, flopping jugs as her eyes tear up. Somehow Kim gets to her feet just in time at 9 and both courageous women agree to come together again.
Kim is desperate to finish Sophia before her big jugs take another beating, and she launches at Sophia’s left breast, only to have the wiley Bush slip seamlessly to her right, shuffling those feet with great agility. Kim’s shot whizzes through the air harmlessly and Sophia dives straight back in with a right cross, seizing her opportunity and ROCKING Kim’s left jug straight into the other, causing both breasts to flop about hideously. Kim is stumbling, bleating and trying to cover her chest, but Sophia is quick and nimble and gets inside again to slam both fists into Kim’s left jug, CRUSHING the orb. Kim’s left breast pops straight out of her bikini top and droops down to her midriff! Sophia has literally beaten the clothes off of Kim, and she is crying and huddling in the corner, lolling against the turnbuckle and trying to cover her bare breasts. Sophia looks ready to do more damage, but the ref steps in and calls it a day, not willing to let Kim take anymore of that. Sophia Bush wins, TKO6!
Post-fight:
Sophia Bush is positively glowing as she slips her gloves off and chucks them at trainer Alyssa Milano in her corner. Kim is feebly trying to escape through the ropes, but Sophia is on the move, gleefully strutting across the ring to claim her prize; the chance to humiliate Kim and show her what her smaller albeit impressive jugs of mass destruction can do.
Sophia suddenly stops mid-ring, her eyes going wide in shock as she spots a figure stepping up to the ring, also causing Kim to reverse back into the ring. “What the f*ck do you think you’re doing?!” Sophia is shouting, equal parts confused and pissed off as her biggest rival in the FCBA, Jenna Louise Coleman, slips through the ropes and into the ring holding a microphone.
“I’m here to make good on clause 4 of the Title-holder’s agreement,” Jenna announces. “You see, Sophia, my soft little friend, as the JMD Champion that I so deservedly am, I hold the right to the first smother whenever I choose. And you know what? I think I’d like to show Kim here just why it was that she was kicked out of the Lookout Stable for ME!”
Kim looks fearful and Sophia looks completely irate as Jenna hands the microphone away and saunters towards Kim.
“You can’t!” Sophia is trying to angrily protest. “I WON! She’s mine, fair and square. You can’t take this from me!”
“Oh, I can, and I will,” Jenna smirks. “Just be thankful YOU didn’t lose, cupcake.”
Sophia turns to her corner, lifting her arms in the air as if asking the question, but only gets a sad shake of the head from each of Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Connelly, who know full well that Jenna’s right as JMD champ cannot be messed with. Sophia reluctantly backs away into her corner, frowning with contempt and bottom lip quivering as she watches Jenna grab two handfuls of Kim’s hair.
Kim is begging, but Jenna is on a mission as she drags her close and slams their bodies together in a bearhug, her firm champion JMDs crushing Kim’s exhausted jugs against her tired frame, getting a mewling cry from her as her bruised mountains are absolutely disrespected by the young Lookout! Flyweight.
“Obvious, isn’t it?” Jenna giggles happily as her jugs humiliate Kim’s massive pair, squashing them painfully flat. “It was a no-brainer when they decided I should take your place in MY stable. Such a no-brainer, even you or the fatty you just let beat you could have made the decision.”
Kim is crying as Jenna berates her as she grinds her jugs into Kim’s. “Okay, Kimmy, say goodnight.” She wraps her hands in Kim’s hair again and pulls her tear-streaked face into her impressive cleavage, completely engulfing Kim’s bright red face. Kim’s feet are soon slipping against the mat as she struggles for breath but can’t seem to pull her face out of Jenna’s jugs.
Sophia is huffing, her ‘victorious’ chest heaving as she is absolutely fuming in her corner, watching on as Jenna steals her fruits of victory, putting Kim in a jug-induced stupor. Sophia watches as Jenna lifts Kim’s face from her breasts, a goofy grin plastered on her loopy face as her knees start to buckle and she is held up solely by Jenna’s grip on her hair. Sophia’s fists are clenched, stare piercing through Jenna’s soul as the champ gives woozy Kim a little kiss on the forehead. “Goodnight, sweetheart,” Jenna coos as she releases Kim, letting her limp body drop defeated to the canvas in a sad, saggy heap battered-jugs-first.
“Okay, I guess you can do what you like now, if you think those saggy marshmellows can do a better job,” Jenna laughs as she smirks at Sophia’s battle-worn jugs. Sophia glances at Kim to realize she is basically out of it and as humiliated as she can be. Her stare only intensifies as she looks back at Jenna.
Jenna grins, satisfied with how the evening has turned out, and she heads back out of the ring. “I’m gonna get you for this, you miserable cow!” Sophia is shouting after her rival as she makes her leave. “You’re not getting away with this! I’m going to RUIN your flabby udders!”
Jenna doesn’t even bother to respond as she continues strolling away through the sand, a smug grin plastered over her face as she can just picture Sophia throwing a tantrum behind her in the ring over Kim’s beaten body.
