Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Jul 31, 2017 18:43:36 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"I've been hearing a lot about Ariel Winter," says Ksenia with a shake of the head. "And, here's what I know about her. She's managed and I'm not and I'm better than she is. And, maybe when I prove that tonight, things will change."
"So, Ksenia's been hearing a lot about me," says Ariel with a smile. "Well, she's about to hear a lot FROM me. A lot more than she wants to hear."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Black Velvet' by Alannah Myles, and here comes another lovely Canadian, Ksenia Solo!"
McCarthy: "And, miracle of miracles, for the first time all night, a Dancing Hooker opponent actually HAS an FCBA win!"
Tess: "She actually has THREE of them, if you're counting..."
O'Dell: "Solo down the aisle and into the ring. Helped off with the robe to reveal that pitch black bikini we've seen before, and that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear, and down the aisle comes the singer of this version of that tune, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Just like a Dancing Hooker to STEAL a song! Swift should SUE!"
Cassie: "Because that worked out so well for YOU..."
McCarthy: "For your information, my numberous lawsuits are still PENDING..."
Tess: "Pending dismissal the first time a judge gets a look at them..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Ariel climbs into the ring to be helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that curve-hugging white two-piece we've seen before, and, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Solo has FCBA wins, so I'm picking her!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "We have a split panel. Let's see who's right. Solo showing the legs early. She's working the jab, circling, looking to box Winter. Ariel, of course, a pressure fighter who wants to get in close and bang. Solo, though, not allowing that right now. Using those legs to create distance and angles and picking Winter up and off as she tries to move forward..."
Tess: "Nice, slick stuff from Solo. Causing the younger fighter quite a bit of trouble right now."
McCarthy: "This is why I picked Solo. She has some experience, so she knows some things. Front Street fighters know NOTHING because their trainers are CLUELESS..."
O'Dell: "Winter resolute, trying to work forward, but getting a lot of leather in the face for her trouble. Ksenia has that left on target, and everything else is working off that. She stops Winter with it, lands some follow on punches, then gets to moving again, forcing Ariel to chase..."
Cassie: "And, chasing is part of the problem. Winter being a little too aggressive here and it's costing her in terms of, as you said, leather in the face."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first. It's been all Solo so far. She's popping that jab, circling right, stopping to land a SOLID combination there, then getting back to moving again. Ten seconds left in the round, and it couldn't have gone better for Ksenia. There's the bell and it's Solo wide in round one."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins how the first ended, with Solo popping the jab, moving behind it, making it difficult for Winter to close and bang. Ariel keeping the guard up now, tucking the chin, moving the head and feet better. She's working her way past the jab and now going body. Solo quickly ties up and slips away, however..."
Cassie: "First time Winter's been able to close, and Ksenia kept the exchange short."
O'Dell: "Certainly did. Ariel cutting the ring now, bringing Solo to battle again, hooking some body, DOUBLED SOLO UP with a body shot and DOWN GOES KSENIA! Winter with a brutal hook to the body that bunched the Canadian up and then a right uppercut that sent her to the canvas on her rump!"
McCarthy: "I think that blow was LOW!"
O'Dell: "It was nowhere NEAR low. Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Solo shaking it off and getting to her feet at six. Referee gives her the mandatory and waives Ariel forward and Winter immediately all in! She's winging away at Ksenia, driving her to the ropes and letting her have it with both hands. BIG right hand, Ariel! Solo wobbles. Left hook and Ksenia stumbles along the ropes and IT'S OVER! Referee stepping in and it's OVER! And your winner by TKO2 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Tess: "And, it appears those curves are getting more dangerous by the fight."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, tough first round, but a big second..."
Ariel (nodding): "I got a little sloppy, a little too aggressive in the first, and she took advantage of that. In between rounds, the corner was on me about using my feet and moving my head. Once I started doing that, things changed."
Tess: "Looked like a body blow was the key..."
Ariel (nodding): "Yeah, I landed that hook pretty well and it hurt her, and I just let the hands go after that, and, the next thing I knew, the ref was stopping it."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Ariel (smiling): "I can't wait to see what management has in mind."
"I've been hearing a lot about Ariel Winter," says Ksenia with a shake of the head. "And, here's what I know about her. She's managed and I'm not and I'm better than she is. And, maybe when I prove that tonight, things will change."
"So, Ksenia's been hearing a lot about me," says Ariel with a smile. "Well, she's about to hear a lot FROM me. A lot more than she wants to hear."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: "Back at ringside, and that's 'Black Velvet' by Alannah Myles, and here comes another lovely Canadian, Ksenia Solo!"
McCarthy: "And, miracle of miracles, for the first time all night, a Dancing Hooker opponent actually HAS an FCBA win!"
Tess: "She actually has THREE of them, if you're counting..."
O'Dell: "Solo down the aisle and into the ring. Helped off with the robe to reveal that pitch black bikini we've seen before, and that's 'I Knew You Were Trouble' you hear, and down the aisle comes the singer of this version of that tune, Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
McCarthy: "Just like a Dancing Hooker to STEAL a song! Swift should SUE!"
Cassie: "Because that worked out so well for YOU..."
McCarthy: "For your information, my numberous lawsuits are still PENDING..."
Tess: "Pending dismissal the first time a judge gets a look at them..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, WALMART!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Ariel climbs into the ring to be helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. She's wearing that curve-hugging white two-piece we've seen before, and, the ladies are about ready to go. Time for some picks. Tess likes Ariel. Mac?"
McCarthy: "Solo has FCBA wins, so I'm picking her!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "We have a split panel. Let's see who's right. Solo showing the legs early. She's working the jab, circling, looking to box Winter. Ariel, of course, a pressure fighter who wants to get in close and bang. Solo, though, not allowing that right now. Using those legs to create distance and angles and picking Winter up and off as she tries to move forward..."
Tess: "Nice, slick stuff from Solo. Causing the younger fighter quite a bit of trouble right now."
McCarthy: "This is why I picked Solo. She has some experience, so she knows some things. Front Street fighters know NOTHING because their trainers are CLUELESS..."
O'Dell: "Winter resolute, trying to work forward, but getting a lot of leather in the face for her trouble. Ksenia has that left on target, and everything else is working off that. She stops Winter with it, lands some follow on punches, then gets to moving again, forcing Ariel to chase..."
Cassie: "And, chasing is part of the problem. Winter being a little too aggressive here and it's costing her in terms of, as you said, leather in the face."
O'Dell: "Coming down the stretch in the first. It's been all Solo so far. She's popping that jab, circling right, stopping to land a SOLID combination there, then getting back to moving again. Ten seconds left in the round, and it couldn't have gone better for Ksenia. There's the bell and it's Solo wide in round one."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Second begins how the first ended, with Solo popping the jab, moving behind it, making it difficult for Winter to close and bang. Ariel keeping the guard up now, tucking the chin, moving the head and feet better. She's working her way past the jab and now going body. Solo quickly ties up and slips away, however..."
Cassie: "First time Winter's been able to close, and Ksenia kept the exchange short."
O'Dell: "Certainly did. Ariel cutting the ring now, bringing Solo to battle again, hooking some body, DOUBLED SOLO UP with a body shot and DOWN GOES KSENIA! Winter with a brutal hook to the body that bunched the Canadian up and then a right uppercut that sent her to the canvas on her rump!"
McCarthy: "I think that blow was LOW!"
O'Dell: "It was nowhere NEAR low. Winter to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Solo shaking it off and getting to her feet at six. Referee gives her the mandatory and waives Ariel forward and Winter immediately all in! She's winging away at Ksenia, driving her to the ropes and letting her have it with both hands. BIG right hand, Ariel! Solo wobbles. Left hook and Ksenia stumbles along the ropes and IT'S OVER! Referee stepping in and it's OVER! And your winner by TKO2 is Ariel 'Dangerous Curves' Winter!"
Tess: "And, it appears those curves are getting more dangerous by the fight."
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Ariel Winter, and, Ariel, tough first round, but a big second..."
Ariel (nodding): "I got a little sloppy, a little too aggressive in the first, and she took advantage of that. In between rounds, the corner was on me about using my feet and moving my head. Once I started doing that, things changed."
Tess: "Looked like a body blow was the key..."
Ariel (nodding): "Yeah, I landed that hook pretty well and it hurt her, and I just let the hands go after that, and, the next thing I knew, the ref was stopping it."
Tess: "What's next for you?"
Ariel (smiling): "I can't wait to see what management has in mind."
