Post by HBO's Boxing At The Asylum on Jun 30, 2024 14:53:03 GMT -6
BEFORE:
"It's all about opportunities in the FCBA," says Amber with a smile. "I haven't gotten many. But, I have one tonight."
"She can beat people," says Kennedy with a nod. "But, she's not getting her hand raised tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: " Back at ringside and that's 'Renegades' by X Ambassadors and here comes blonde beauty Amber Heard..."
McCarthy: "Who is going to CLEAN THE RING with that FRAUD..."
Cassie: "Tell us what you REALLY think, Mac..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Amber into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black number that's got the crowd's attention..."
Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...
McCarthy: "I WILL SUE! I WILL TAKE THIS TO THE SUPREME COURT!"
Tess (sighing): "HERE we go..."
McCarthy: "THIS IS A TRAGEDY OF JUSTICE AND SHUT UP, WALMARRRRRTTTTTT!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Kennedy wearing that lavender number she likes..."
McCarthy: "And looking like a BOY as always!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kennedy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "She is a gimmick stealing FRAUD! Heard!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Blonde and redhead setting up at gunnery range, and that's no surprise. Both have length and like to use it and both can box very, very well. Heard a nice combination there, backed Kennedy up a step..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: ":Ladies jabbing, moving the feet, doing a little recon now. Nobody committing very much on anything in the early going. Both have power, and the other knows it. GOOD right hand from Kennedy in that exchange."
Cassie: "Got Amber's attention."
O'Dell: "Fifteen seconds to go in what's been a well-paced first round. Nobody able to gain any real advantage here let alone take control. SHARP exchange there, and there's the bell. Very close, but Amber takes the first."
Tess: "And the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back to gunnery range. Both very comfortable here. Redhead looking to follow those left jabs with solid rights. Blonde moving head, hands, feet, looking to get off in combination. It's very good, two-way stuff right now..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Lots of movement from both fighters now, as the work the angles, look for openings, fill those with leather. NICE right hand from McMann there. Her best punch of the fight so far. Heard not hurt, but she felt it for sure."
Tess: "Amber really slick."
O'Dell: "Definitely has been. No wasted motion. Gloves out and back quickly. Head always moving. Very good stuff from the blonde. We're down to five seconds remaining in the second. One final exchange and there's the bell. Close to Kennedy."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and the pattern is set. We're going to work at range, as this is what both blonde and redhead want to do and THERE'S A RIGHT HAND, AMBER and Kennedy is hurt! McMann wobbles and nearly goes down..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Heard all in, stepping to and DOWN GOES MCMANN! Amber a short left hook and the redhead down on her left side. Amber to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Kennedy to her belly. Six. Seven. Pushes to hands and knees. Eight. McMann to her feet at nine..."
Cassie: "Did well to beat that..."
O'Dell: "Referee going to give the redhead the mandatory and ON COMES AMBER! Heard winging away at the listing S.S. Kennedy as McMann as driven back into the ropes. Heard throwing everything in the magazines at her rival. Ref looking in closely...BELL! There's the bell and McMann survives, but it's a huge round for Amber..."
Tess: "And Heard leads 29-27 after three."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Blonde determined to finish how. Heard stepping forward behind the left jab, walking MCMann down. Kennedy's legs still unsteady, and Amber taking full advantage of that. GOOD right hand by Heard backs the redhead up a step..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Kennedy managing to stay off the ropes. She's jabbing back in spots. Amber still in control, but, as the round goes on, McMann's shaking the damage, able to hold her own a bit more. SHARP exchange there and Amber lands a good right hand..."
Tess: "I think Kennedy's ridden out the worst of it."
O'Dell: "Seems to have done, but that's not going to help her on the cards at the moment. We've under ten seconds to go, and there's no doubt about who's going to take this one. There's the bell, and it's Amber very very wide."
Cassie: "And Heard leads it 39-36."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins with the ladies back at range. Heard well aware that McMann has the legs back under her, and she's not going to take unnecessary chances after building up a solid lead here early. Instead, she's back to boxing..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Ladies both getting some work done in this stanza, much like we saw in the first two and MCMANN ROCKS HEARD! Amber ALL WOBBLY BUTT after a perfectly-timed one-two from the redhead, who is now over to the offensive..."
Cassie: "Still about a minute to go..."
O'Dell: "And, Kennedy plans to take advantage of every second. She's throwing BOMBS at the listing blonde, backing her to the ropes and ignoring the body. Instead, McMann hammering away upstairs looking to finish. Heard hanging on, jabbing back...and there's the bell. McMann wide, but Heard survives."
Tess: "And still holds the lead, 49-47 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Into the sixth and McMann right after Amber. Kennedy walking the blonde down behind that hard left jab, dropping right hands on her, looking to finish this thing. Heard giving ground, keeping the guard high, trying to play for time..."
Tess: "Still has the lead at the moment..."
O'Dell: "And her corner made her aware of that between rounds. RIGHT HAND, MCMANN AND DOWN GOES HEARD! That one-two again from Kennedy and it drops the blonde to her back. Redhead to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Amber sits up at six. Seven. To her feet at eight..."
Cassie: "Surprised she beat that..."
O'Dell: "Ref gives the blonde the mandatory and ON COMES KENNEDY! McMann letting the hands go in a big way, forces the blonde to the ropes, WOBBLES her with a right, WOBBLES her again with a left hook and THE REF LEAPS IN! It's OVER! And your winner by TKO6 is Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
McCarthy: "HOMETOWN REF! CHEATER! HOMETOWN REF!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kennedy McMann, and, Kennedy, does this win cement you as the top big at Front Street?"
Kennedy: "Well, I don't know about that, but I know that the way you get ahead here is to win fights, and that's what I'm doing."
Tess: "So, is another fight at light next or are you going back to welter?"
Kennedy (smiling): "Let's just wait and see!"
"It's all about opportunities in the FCBA," says Amber with a smile. "I haven't gotten many. But, I have one tonight."
"She can beat people," says Kennedy with a nod. "But, she's not getting her hand raised tonight."
ROUND ONE:
O'Dell: " Back at ringside and that's 'Renegades' by X Ambassadors and here comes blonde beauty Amber Heard..."
McCarthy: "Who is going to CLEAN THE RING with that FRAUD..."
Cassie: "Tell us what you REALLY think, Mac..."
McCarthy: "SHUT UP, SCABBO!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Amber into the ring and helped off with the robe to reveal a black number that's got the crowd's attention..."
Oh, the shark, babe
Has such teeth, dear...
McCarthy: "I WILL SUE! I WILL TAKE THIS TO THE SUPREME COURT!"
Tess (sighing): "HERE we go..."
McCarthy: "THIS IS A TRAGEDY OF JUSTICE AND SHUT UP, WALMARRRRRTTTTTT!"
O'Dell: "Drink up, boys, as Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann climbs into the ring and is helped off with the robe by Jewel and Neve. Kennedy wearing that lavender number she likes..."
McCarthy: "And looking like a BOY as always!"
O'Dell (sighing): "Ladies about ready. Time for some picks. Tess likes Kennedy. Mac?"
McCarthy: "She is a gimmick stealing FRAUD! Heard!"
O'Dell: "Cassie?"
Cassie: "I agree with Tess!"
O'Dell: "And, we're underway. Blonde and redhead setting up at gunnery range, and that's no surprise. Both have length and like to use it and both can box very, very well. Heard a nice combination there, backed Kennedy up a step..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: ":Ladies jabbing, moving the feet, doing a little recon now. Nobody committing very much on anything in the early going. Both have power, and the other knows it. GOOD right hand from Kennedy in that exchange."
Cassie: "Got Amber's attention."
O'Dell: "Fifteen seconds to go in what's been a well-paced first round. Nobody able to gain any real advantage here let alone take control. SHARP exchange there, and there's the bell. Very close, but Amber takes the first."
Tess: "And the 10-9 lead."
ROUND TWO:
O'Dell: "Ladies back to gunnery range. Both very comfortable here. Redhead looking to follow those left jabs with solid rights. Blonde moving head, hands, feet, looking to get off in combination. It's very good, two-way stuff right now..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Lots of movement from both fighters now, as the work the angles, look for openings, fill those with leather. NICE right hand from McMann there. Her best punch of the fight so far. Heard not hurt, but she felt it for sure."
Tess: "Amber really slick."
O'Dell: "Definitely has been. No wasted motion. Gloves out and back quickly. Head always moving. Very good stuff from the blonde. We're down to five seconds remaining in the second. One final exchange and there's the bell. Close to Kennedy."
Cassie: "And, we're even at 19."
ROUND THREE:
O'Dell: "Third underway and the pattern is set. We're going to work at range, as this is what both blonde and redhead want to do and THERE'S A RIGHT HAND, AMBER and Kennedy is hurt! McMann wobbles and nearly goes down..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Heard all in, stepping to and DOWN GOES MCMANN! Amber a short left hook and the redhead down on her left side. Amber to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Kennedy to her belly. Six. Seven. Pushes to hands and knees. Eight. McMann to her feet at nine..."
Cassie: "Did well to beat that..."
O'Dell: "Referee going to give the redhead the mandatory and ON COMES AMBER! Heard winging away at the listing S.S. Kennedy as McMann as driven back into the ropes. Heard throwing everything in the magazines at her rival. Ref looking in closely...BELL! There's the bell and McMann survives, but it's a huge round for Amber..."
Tess: "And Heard leads 29-27 after three."
ROUND FOUR:
O'Dell: "Blonde determined to finish how. Heard stepping forward behind the left jab, walking MCMann down. Kennedy's legs still unsteady, and Amber taking full advantage of that. GOOD right hand by Heard backs the redhead up a step..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Kennedy managing to stay off the ropes. She's jabbing back in spots. Amber still in control, but, as the round goes on, McMann's shaking the damage, able to hold her own a bit more. SHARP exchange there and Amber lands a good right hand..."
Tess: "I think Kennedy's ridden out the worst of it."
O'Dell: "Seems to have done, but that's not going to help her on the cards at the moment. We've under ten seconds to go, and there's no doubt about who's going to take this one. There's the bell, and it's Amber very very wide."
Cassie: "And Heard leads it 39-36."
ROUND FIVE:
O'Dell: "Fifth begins with the ladies back at range. Heard well aware that McMann has the legs back under her, and she's not going to take unnecessary chances after building up a solid lead here early. Instead, she's back to boxing..."
McCarthy: "KNOCK HER OUT! KNOCK OUT THAT FRAUD!"
O'Dell: "Ladies both getting some work done in this stanza, much like we saw in the first two and MCMANN ROCKS HEARD! Amber ALL WOBBLY BUTT after a perfectly-timed one-two from the redhead, who is now over to the offensive..."
Cassie: "Still about a minute to go..."
O'Dell: "And, Kennedy plans to take advantage of every second. She's throwing BOMBS at the listing blonde, backing her to the ropes and ignoring the body. Instead, McMann hammering away upstairs looking to finish. Heard hanging on, jabbing back...and there's the bell. McMann wide, but Heard survives."
Tess: "And still holds the lead, 49-47 at the half."
ROUND SIX:
O'Dell: "Into the sixth and McMann right after Amber. Kennedy walking the blonde down behind that hard left jab, dropping right hands on her, looking to finish this thing. Heard giving ground, keeping the guard high, trying to play for time..."
Tess: "Still has the lead at the moment..."
O'Dell: "And her corner made her aware of that between rounds. RIGHT HAND, MCMANN AND DOWN GOES HEARD! That one-two again from Kennedy and it drops the blonde to her back. Redhead to a neutral corner. Count at three. Four. Five. Amber sits up at six. Seven. To her feet at eight..."
Cassie: "Surprised she beat that..."
O'Dell: "Ref gives the blonde the mandatory and ON COMES KENNEDY! McMann letting the hands go in a big way, forces the blonde to the ropes, WOBBLES her with a right, WOBBLES her again with a left hook and THE REF LEAPS IN! It's OVER! And your winner by TKO6 is Kennedy 'Mac The Knife' McMann!"
McCarthy: "HOMETOWN REF! CHEATER! HOMETOWN REF!"
AFTER:
O'Dell: "Let's go up to the ring and Tess Valmore!"
Tess: "I have our winner, Kennedy McMann, and, Kennedy, does this win cement you as the top big at Front Street?"
Kennedy: "Well, I don't know about that, but I know that the way you get ahead here is to win fights, and that's what I'm doing."
Tess: "So, is another fight at light next or are you going back to welter?"
Kennedy (smiling): "Let's just wait and see!"