Post by Tractorpull on Jun 30, 2017 11:10:10 GMT -6
Jenny O’Dell, Jenny Mac, Cassie and Tess are meeting in the HBO lounge, talking about the nights card, when the door opens and there is a nicely dressed large man standing there with two smaller men behind him
Jenny O: Sir, this a private business meeting. I’m sorry, but you can’t come in
Big Man: Jennifer O’Dell I believe. I have been a fan of yours for years. Glad to finally meet you. Tess, as lovely as always. Cassanda Lynn, you’re a real charmer And the horse faced blonde? Remind me Boris
Boris: That’s McCarthy boss
Mac: I don’t know who you are but you better get out here right now
Big Man: We have a problem, McCarthy. I am tired of your rudeness. You are obviously jealous of Tess because she is prettier and Cassandra Lynn because she is a dynamic little package. From now on you will address Tess as either, Tess or Miss Valmore. You will not tell Cassandra Lynn to shut up.You will not say anything derogatory to them or about them. Do you understand me?
Mac: And if I don’t. What then, you big blowhard whoever you are?
Tess; Jenny I would not……
Big Man to man behind: Harry, what would happen?
Harry: I think a trip out of town could be arranged
Big Man: Where to?
Harry: Jersey
Big Man; Any particular place
Harry. The pine barrens
Big Man: How long does it take to get there?
Boris: Not long
Big Man; How long does it take to get back
Boris: We don’t know. No one has ever come back
Big Man: You see McCarthy, that is not a threat. It’s a promise. Now I am a patient man I know it takes time to break bad habits so I will give you some time to overcome it, If I don’t see progress, well, the trip will be arranged and don’t bother to dress up. Good day ladies. It was a pleasure Miss O”Dell The men turn around and leave
Mac: Who was that dumbass?
Tess: I tried to tell you. That was Big Pauley
Mac, the color draining from her face: What am I going to do?. I have a son
Tess: Well Cassie and I are good friends with him, if you couldn't’ tell. He is really a nice guy. His bark is far worse than this bite. We will explain that your “rudeness is part of the show and the fans love it. He will understand. You don’t have a problem other than you might want to change your underwear
Jenny O: Well I guess this meeting is over
Jenny O: Sir, this a private business meeting. I’m sorry, but you can’t come in
Big Man: Jennifer O’Dell I believe. I have been a fan of yours for years. Glad to finally meet you. Tess, as lovely as always. Cassanda Lynn, you’re a real charmer And the horse faced blonde? Remind me Boris
Boris: That’s McCarthy boss
Mac: I don’t know who you are but you better get out here right now
Big Man: We have a problem, McCarthy. I am tired of your rudeness. You are obviously jealous of Tess because she is prettier and Cassandra Lynn because she is a dynamic little package. From now on you will address Tess as either, Tess or Miss Valmore. You will not tell Cassandra Lynn to shut up.You will not say anything derogatory to them or about them. Do you understand me?
Mac: And if I don’t. What then, you big blowhard whoever you are?
Tess; Jenny I would not……
Big Man to man behind: Harry, what would happen?
Harry: I think a trip out of town could be arranged
Big Man: Where to?
Harry: Jersey
Big Man; Any particular place
Harry. The pine barrens
Big Man: How long does it take to get there?
Boris: Not long
Big Man; How long does it take to get back
Boris: We don’t know. No one has ever come back
Big Man: You see McCarthy, that is not a threat. It’s a promise. Now I am a patient man I know it takes time to break bad habits so I will give you some time to overcome it, If I don’t see progress, well, the trip will be arranged and don’t bother to dress up. Good day ladies. It was a pleasure Miss O”Dell The men turn around and leave
Mac: Who was that dumbass?
Tess: I tried to tell you. That was Big Pauley
Mac, the color draining from her face: What am I going to do?. I have a son
Tess: Well Cassie and I are good friends with him, if you couldn't’ tell. He is really a nice guy. His bark is far worse than this bite. We will explain that your “rudeness is part of the show and the fans love it. He will understand. You don’t have a problem other than you might want to change your underwear
Jenny O: Well I guess this meeting is over