Post by Results: Lookout! Words: Wiz on Apr 30, 2017 19:56:51 GMT -6
O'Dell: "You are looking LIVE at the sold out Asylum Arena in Philadelphia! I'm Jennifer O'Dell, and I'm here along with Tess Valmore, and, no you are not drunk yet, she IS wearing that Carmen Miranda fruit had, The Bad Girl Of Bazz, Cassie Scerbo, and The Loose Cannon Of The FCBA, The Straw That Stirs The Drink, Jenny McCarthy, and ladies, we have quite the card this evening, one with a CW theme..."
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the most exciting division in the FCBA, flyweight, where Front Street's Jane Levy will battle Veronica from 'Riverdale', the lovely Camila Mendes! And, that won't be out only flyweight bout of the night, because Adelaide Kane of Foxfire Boxing and 'Reign' is here to battle a CW alum, Leighton Meester!"
McCarthy: "And, it gets WORSE, even worse than Walmart looks in that stupid hat, because that FRAUD Allison Mack is here to fight Lindsey Morgan of 'The 100'..."
Tess: "And, Mack is, of course, also a CW veteran. And, speaking of bantams, Gina Rodriguez of 'Jane The Virgin' is here to to take on Front Street's Hunter King!"
O'Dell: "And, we DO have a bout above 120, but just one, and it features Rachel Skarsten of 'Reign' and former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!"
Cassie: "And, as always, the OTHER home team at Asylum, Bazz, will be on the card in the form of former Unified Bantamweight Champion Alyson Michalka of 'iZombie', who'll be fighting Front Street's Leven Rambin!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and two guest stables. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'CW Invasion At The Asylum!"
Cassie: "That's right, Jenny, and we'll be starting the card in the most exciting division in the FCBA, flyweight, where Front Street's Jane Levy will battle Veronica from 'Riverdale', the lovely Camila Mendes! And, that won't be out only flyweight bout of the night, because Adelaide Kane of Foxfire Boxing and 'Reign' is here to battle a CW alum, Leighton Meester!"
McCarthy: "And, it gets WORSE, even worse than Walmart looks in that stupid hat, because that FRAUD Allison Mack is here to fight Lindsey Morgan of 'The 100'..."
Tess: "And, Mack is, of course, also a CW veteran. And, speaking of bantams, Gina Rodriguez of 'Jane The Virgin' is here to to take on Front Street's Hunter King!"
O'Dell: "And, we DO have a bout above 120, but just one, and it features Rachel Skarsten of 'Reign' and former Unified Lightweight Champion Gemma Arterton!"
Cassie: "And, as always, the OTHER home team at Asylum, Bazz, will be on the card in the form of former Unified Bantamweight Champion Alyson Michalka of 'iZombie', who'll be fighting Front Street's Leven Rambin!"
O'Dell: "Six fights, three weight classes, and two guest stables. So, get those shot glasses and bingo cards ready, sit back, relax, and enjoy 'CW Invasion At The Asylum!"