Post by Tractorpull on Apr 30, 2017 11:34:08 GMT -6
The broadcast crew of Jenny O, Mac, Cassandra Lynn and Tess are in the HBO lounge just finishing up their pre-broadcast meeting
Jenny O; I have one more thing before we go
Mac; Well hurry up. Unlike the rest of you, I have important things to do
Cassie: You getting another face lift?
Mac. Shut it, midget
Jenny O. A viewer has a question for Tess
Mac: Someone actually knows she is on the broadcast?
Tess: The viewer wants to know what you take into consideration when making your predictions
Mac You mean some lonely individual actually reads that crap besides her mother?
Tess ignoring Mac: Well, I take into consideration the physical features like age, weight, height and reach. Do they have fast hands and feet. Do they fight flat footed or on their toes. Do they move well. Are they heavy hitters. Are they right or left handed.
Jenny O: That’s it?
Tess: Oh no, I look at the records. What is their KO ratio. Do they tend to fade in the later rounds. How did they do in previous fights against each other and what have they done against common opponents and how active have they been.
Jenny O; That seems to cover a lot
Tess laughing: There is one more step. I flip a coin, Heads one fighter, tails the other.
Mac: I knew it. Knew it was all luck. Walmart is not smart enough to predict fights.
Cassie; You don’t know she’s putting you on?. You make us blondes look stupid
Mac: Walmart doesn’t have a clue
Cassie: She predicted Neve would beat you in your last fight
Mac: I WAS ROBBED. Everyone knows the Wiz bought and paid for that result
Tess: Maybe you should go and watch the film. On the other hand, that is not a good idea. You would probably cry for weeks
Mac: You know what Walmart, I ought to……
Jenny O: OK girls, that’s it. You all be back an hour before the first bout
Cassie We will be here. We will bring back a couple a pizzas
Mac; Save them for the fights. It will be a blessing if you two are stuffing your mouths and can’t talk
Jenny O; I have one more thing before we go
Mac; Well hurry up. Unlike the rest of you, I have important things to do
Cassie: You getting another face lift?
Mac. Shut it, midget
Jenny O. A viewer has a question for Tess
Mac: Someone actually knows she is on the broadcast?
Tess: The viewer wants to know what you take into consideration when making your predictions
Mac You mean some lonely individual actually reads that crap besides her mother?
Tess ignoring Mac: Well, I take into consideration the physical features like age, weight, height and reach. Do they have fast hands and feet. Do they fight flat footed or on their toes. Do they move well. Are they heavy hitters. Are they right or left handed.
Jenny O: That’s it?
Tess: Oh no, I look at the records. What is their KO ratio. Do they tend to fade in the later rounds. How did they do in previous fights against each other and what have they done against common opponents and how active have they been.
Jenny O; That seems to cover a lot
Tess laughing: There is one more step. I flip a coin, Heads one fighter, tails the other.
Mac: I knew it. Knew it was all luck. Walmart is not smart enough to predict fights.
Cassie; You don’t know she’s putting you on?. You make us blondes look stupid
Mac: Walmart doesn’t have a clue
Cassie: She predicted Neve would beat you in your last fight
Mac: I WAS ROBBED. Everyone knows the Wiz bought and paid for that result
Tess: Maybe you should go and watch the film. On the other hand, that is not a good idea. You would probably cry for weeks
Mac: You know what Walmart, I ought to……
Jenny O: OK girls, that’s it. You all be back an hour before the first bout
Cassie We will be here. We will bring back a couple a pizzas
Mac; Save them for the fights. It will be a blessing if you two are stuffing your mouths and can’t talk