Post by Lookout! Boxing on Mar 31, 2017 10:11:13 GMT -6
Megan Fox versus Keri Russell
Megan:
(31, 5’4, 22:23 FCBA, VIXENs/Mirage)
Keri:
(40, 5’4, 2:3 FCBA, Free Agent)
Before: Megan and Keri devolving into a pre-fight brawl at weigh-ins. Some comments about ‘being a f*cking hag’ and ‘not some cheap sl*t who grins for the cameras’ being thrown around freely, and Megan who throws the first SLAP of her palm on Keri’s cheek, magnified through the echoing the room, after immediately shedding her devilish, sexy grin for a scowl at hearing her older opponent’s insults. Keri may be getting on in the years, but she takes Megan’s slap to the cheek with a hard WHAP of her own to the starlet’s face, escalating the confrontation when they begin lunging at each other’s throats. Some resentment boiling over from Keri Russell’s jealousy over the fact that her hit television show, ‘The Americans’ coming to end after six seasons and regardless of its success, Megan’s star power continues to eclipse her own, even when Fox has not starred in *anything* remotely significant in recent memory (Ninja Turtles was a bust, I’m sorry.).
The fighters quickly gear up and ready themselves in the ring. No touch of gloves, obviously, even when then the ref calls for it… Well, you can’t blame the poor man for trying. Megan in a black bikini top, dark blue boxing briefs with yellow gloves. Keri dressed in multi-coloured bikini top, white shorts and red gloves. The referee rings for the start of ten rounds of Flyweight action.
Round 1: Early on, Keri Russell takes advantage of Megan’s hesitancy and slams some heavy hands into her raised guard, then hooks into the sides of her body. Megan looks surprisingly tame compared to the lioness that is Russell, who is repeatedly wading in stiff blows off the former’s body. Megan getting battered badly and she knows it, tries playing defensive with jabs to Keri’s cheek and chest but they do little to dissuade the hungry strawberry blonde. Keri partly surprised when she receives the adoration of the crowds when they break into thunderous applause at the bell, saluting her command of the round. Certainly an interesting development - pundits more hesitant to write-off the 40-year old beauty completely.
Round 2: Perhaps this unfounded praise for her opponent is the spark that ignites Megan’s spirit - the Vixen has reputation for blowing up whenever the spotlight is thrown off her. If there are past indications, this awakens the panther in her. Megan flies out of corner and finally consents to the wild brawling with her foe. Keri banging a left underhook under and into Megan’s side, but eats a hard punch to her cheek that staggers her! Crowd roars then immediately quiets, not certain who the f*ck to cheer for, as Megan steps in again and rams fist after fist into the Keri’s tummy, folding her body in half as her abs are beaten on. Keri not having the sense or strength to retreat, submits to Megan’s assault. Blonde mouth open on shoulder, Megan licking her lips as she holds her foe steady, both women letting out grunts as one works the other’s body over thoroughly. Referee has to pull Megan off a blubbering Keri at the bell, who sinks to her knees in pain.
Round 3: Keri massaging her tummy with one hand as she takes an exploratory step forward. Megan takes advantage of this by striding forward and snapping a left-right jab into Keri’s face, but hesitant to charge all the way in when Keri swings a left hook into the air - it’s wide off, but has desired effect: warning Megan that cornered animal still has some bite to her. Megan chooses instead to pepper Russell with jab after jab, circling her from afar for a good minute and unbeknownst to Keri, rotating her in the direction Megan wants. Keri content with blocking Megan’s fists from afar, throws the odd jab in return, doesn’t anticipate the wild Superman Punch that flies at her from Fox suddenly - Fox lunging forward and CRACKS a right glove straight into Keri’s forearms, the force shoving her back into waiting turnbuckles. Stunned, Keri can’t stop the follow-up uppercut to her gut, goes URRGGHHH as another fist crashes up into her middle. Fox going to town in close-quarters, using hips to trap her there and both fists to plunder underneath like last round. Keri’s mouth on shoulder as body finally gives out, slides to the floor and bending over into a pained ball of tummy shock. It’s a dominant knockdown for Megan Fox - referee takes a look at the mewing Keri Russell making no attempt to stand back up, waves off the fight! IT’S OVER FOLKS!!
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Keri Russell via KO3!
After: Devious Megan plants a foot on Russell’s side and shoves, sending the poor blonde sprawling onto her back, moaning and still clutching at her tummy. Megan snatches the microphone from the announcer and shouts into it: “I’m coming for that title, Kendrick. I hope you’re ready to get beaten, just like Keri here.” She finishes with a sly smile spreading across her lips, posing for the cameras one last time with a foot on Keri’s neck like a conqueror’s flag.
Russell herself looking incredibly dejected once Megan leaves her alone and heads backstage. Reporters gingerly approach her for comment: “I’m not giving up, if that’s what you’re asking. Megan might have been too much for me, but I still wiped the floor with her in the first round. I could have taken her through - I just don’t know what happened.” Keri finishes with her voice cracking. Her trainer wisely cutting the interview short, drapes a towel over her shoulders and leads her backstage as well, her only comfort being the fact that the fans in the arena still chanting her name loudly over Megan’s, remembering her valiant performance in the ring tonight.
Megan:
(31, 5’4, 22:23 FCBA, VIXENs/Mirage)
Keri:
(40, 5’4, 2:3 FCBA, Free Agent)
Before: Megan and Keri devolving into a pre-fight brawl at weigh-ins. Some comments about ‘being a f*cking hag’ and ‘not some cheap sl*t who grins for the cameras’ being thrown around freely, and Megan who throws the first SLAP of her palm on Keri’s cheek, magnified through the echoing the room, after immediately shedding her devilish, sexy grin for a scowl at hearing her older opponent’s insults. Keri may be getting on in the years, but she takes Megan’s slap to the cheek with a hard WHAP of her own to the starlet’s face, escalating the confrontation when they begin lunging at each other’s throats. Some resentment boiling over from Keri Russell’s jealousy over the fact that her hit television show, ‘The Americans’ coming to end after six seasons and regardless of its success, Megan’s star power continues to eclipse her own, even when Fox has not starred in *anything* remotely significant in recent memory (Ninja Turtles was a bust, I’m sorry.).
The fighters quickly gear up and ready themselves in the ring. No touch of gloves, obviously, even when then the ref calls for it… Well, you can’t blame the poor man for trying. Megan in a black bikini top, dark blue boxing briefs with yellow gloves. Keri dressed in multi-coloured bikini top, white shorts and red gloves. The referee rings for the start of ten rounds of Flyweight action.
Round 1: Early on, Keri Russell takes advantage of Megan’s hesitancy and slams some heavy hands into her raised guard, then hooks into the sides of her body. Megan looks surprisingly tame compared to the lioness that is Russell, who is repeatedly wading in stiff blows off the former’s body. Megan getting battered badly and she knows it, tries playing defensive with jabs to Keri’s cheek and chest but they do little to dissuade the hungry strawberry blonde. Keri partly surprised when she receives the adoration of the crowds when they break into thunderous applause at the bell, saluting her command of the round. Certainly an interesting development - pundits more hesitant to write-off the 40-year old beauty completely.
Round 2: Perhaps this unfounded praise for her opponent is the spark that ignites Megan’s spirit - the Vixen has reputation for blowing up whenever the spotlight is thrown off her. If there are past indications, this awakens the panther in her. Megan flies out of corner and finally consents to the wild brawling with her foe. Keri banging a left underhook under and into Megan’s side, but eats a hard punch to her cheek that staggers her! Crowd roars then immediately quiets, not certain who the f*ck to cheer for, as Megan steps in again and rams fist after fist into the Keri’s tummy, folding her body in half as her abs are beaten on. Keri not having the sense or strength to retreat, submits to Megan’s assault. Blonde mouth open on shoulder, Megan licking her lips as she holds her foe steady, both women letting out grunts as one works the other’s body over thoroughly. Referee has to pull Megan off a blubbering Keri at the bell, who sinks to her knees in pain.
Round 3: Keri massaging her tummy with one hand as she takes an exploratory step forward. Megan takes advantage of this by striding forward and snapping a left-right jab into Keri’s face, but hesitant to charge all the way in when Keri swings a left hook into the air - it’s wide off, but has desired effect: warning Megan that cornered animal still has some bite to her. Megan chooses instead to pepper Russell with jab after jab, circling her from afar for a good minute and unbeknownst to Keri, rotating her in the direction Megan wants. Keri content with blocking Megan’s fists from afar, throws the odd jab in return, doesn’t anticipate the wild Superman Punch that flies at her from Fox suddenly - Fox lunging forward and CRACKS a right glove straight into Keri’s forearms, the force shoving her back into waiting turnbuckles. Stunned, Keri can’t stop the follow-up uppercut to her gut, goes URRGGHHH as another fist crashes up into her middle. Fox going to town in close-quarters, using hips to trap her there and both fists to plunder underneath like last round. Keri’s mouth on shoulder as body finally gives out, slides to the floor and bending over into a pained ball of tummy shock. It’s a dominant knockdown for Megan Fox - referee takes a look at the mewing Keri Russell making no attempt to stand back up, waves off the fight! IT’S OVER FOLKS!!
Official Decision: Megan Fox defeats Keri Russell via KO3!
After: Devious Megan plants a foot on Russell’s side and shoves, sending the poor blonde sprawling onto her back, moaning and still clutching at her tummy. Megan snatches the microphone from the announcer and shouts into it: “I’m coming for that title, Kendrick. I hope you’re ready to get beaten, just like Keri here.” She finishes with a sly smile spreading across her lips, posing for the cameras one last time with a foot on Keri’s neck like a conqueror’s flag.
Russell herself looking incredibly dejected once Megan leaves her alone and heads backstage. Reporters gingerly approach her for comment: “I’m not giving up, if that’s what you’re asking. Megan might have been too much for me, but I still wiped the floor with her in the first round. I could have taken her through - I just don’t know what happened.” Keri finishes with her voice cracking. Her trainer wisely cutting the interview short, drapes a towel over her shoulders and leads her backstage as well, her only comfort being the fact that the fans in the arena still chanting her name loudly over Megan’s, remembering her valiant performance in the ring tonight.
